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VIDEO: “How to hide an erection”, as taught by a German kids’ channel

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As a young lad, I suppose there is no more important skill to pick up (perhaps other than coercing girls to do what you want) than how to classily hide an erection. Fortunately, a German kids’ channel is there to help. Read more

Man forced into surgery for 21-day erection

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A lot of ads catering to men focus on the almighty importance of the erection. “Take this if it’s too soft, this if it’s not up enough, this if it wears a top hat and performs at burlesque shows.” One Indian man experienced a very solid erection, but there was a small (big?) problem: It ... Read more

Scarlet Spider seems excited to be next to Lady Deadpool

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I’m not going to sit here and pretend I know everything about comic books. But I do know a lot about protruding boners at inappropriate times, and it seems like the Scarlet Spider is indeed seconds away from shooting web at the prospect of seeing Lady Deadpool in this photo. Read more

Old painting, when cleaned, reveals massive dong

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Bugs Bunny and some ancient painting…it’s fat cock day here on the blog, hooray! Though it could be said that with me as your editor, every day is fat cock day. It is rather juicy. Where was I? Oh yeah, some Brazilian art restorer found on a centuries-old painting of Priapus, Greek god of fertility, ... Read more