The ESPYs, like most award shows, was boring, way too long, and lacked any kind of entertainment value whatsoever. Thankfully, there were several attractive ladies that distracted us viewers from the aforementioned boredom. Hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui of HBO’s “Entourage” led the way but may have been upended by Serena Williams ]]>

The ESPYs, like most award shows, was boring, way too long, and lacked any kind of entertainment value whatsoever. Thankfully, there were several attractive ladies that distracted us viewers from the aforementioned boredom. Hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui of HBO’s “Entourage” led the way but may have been upended by Serena Williams in arguably the tightest dress any women with curves has ever worn.

Here are the lovely ladies in all their splendor below.

Here’s Kate Upton and Erin Andrews being interviewed by Chris Pratt from NBC’s Parks and Recreation about the Celebrity All-Star softball game. Lucky bastard. There’s nothing much to add here except, yea, we love Kate Upton here on Guyism.

That is all.

Obligatory pics from the game.

Oprah Winfrey is arguably the most successive talk show host of all-time. With over 4,000 episodes since 1986, Oprah has interviewed everyone from presidents, to singers, to actors, and even her fair share of athletes. So as Oprah’s last show is aired today, let’s take a look back at ]]>

Oprah Winfrey is arguably the most successive talk show host of all-time. With over 4,000 episodes since 1986, Oprah has interviewed everyone from presidents, to singers, to actors, and even her fair share of athletes. So as Oprah’s last show is aired today, let’s take a look back at some of her more memorable moments with sports figures.

7 Oprah tries to wipe off Drew Brees’ birthmark

After a stunning win in Super Bowl XLIV over the Indianapolis Colts, New Orleans Saints quarter Drew Brees hit the talk show circuit. Although, not necessarily a household name, Brees was considered one of the more recognizable quarterbacks the last few years in the NFL. Apparently though, Oprah’s staff did not do their homework. Watch as she mistakes Brees’ infamous birthmark for some lipstick.

6 Charles Barkley surprises Michael Jordan

For most of the 80′s and 90′s, Oprah and Michael Jordan were the King and Queen of Chicago. Naturally, the two got along great and despite Jordan’s reluctance to do many interviews, he did appear on Oprah a few times (he’s even rumored to be on her last show). One of the more entertaining moments was when gambling buddy Charles Barkley surprised MJ by modeling some of his Air Jordan outfits.

5 Marion Jones opens up about her “mistakes”

At the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney Australia, Marion Jones pulled off one of the most incredible feats for a female athlete by winning five medals in track and field. Years later, rumors abounded that she was associated with Victor Conte and the infamous BALCO lab and suddenly, the world came crashing down. After serving 6 months in a federal prison for perjury, check fraud and use of illegal drugs, Jones spoke to Oprah about the ordeal. Unfortunately, her lies continued on as she conveniently forgets what Conte gave her.

4 Serena Williams gives Oprah a pedicure

Serena Williams has spent almost all her formidable years playing tennis. It’s literally the only thing she did as a youth because her father Richard pushed her and her sister Venus so hard to excel in the sport. But on Oprah last year, Serena revealed that she another secret love—doing nails. And she gave the talk show host a pedicure on her show. Unless your name is Rex Ryan, I suggest skipping this video.

3 Michael Vick cancels appearance on Oprah

Not many decline interviews with the queen of daytime television–certainly many don’t cancel appearances less than 10 days out. But earlier this year, Michael Vick did exactly that after the Philadelphia Eagles and some of his PR people changed their mind about the message it would send. Oprah had asked Vick to come on to talk about his 18-month prison term for dogfighting and his attempts to revamp his image. But reportedly, a few weeks beforehand, Vick’s agent had found out that Oprah had a $320 wager with Piers Morgan about who could land the football star first. A misstep by both Winfrey and the Vick PR team.

2 Greg Louganis comes out, talks about being HIV positive

Four-time Olympic gold medalist Greg Louganis appeared on Oprah in 1995 to talk about his HIV positive status and to admit to the world that he was gay. It was not the first time a major athlete had come out to admit his sexual status, but it was one of the first times someone did it in front of a live studio audience.

1 Erin Andrews talks to Oprah about the infamous peephole video

ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews appeared on the Oprah show only months after a terrible incident involving a peephole video. The video, taken by a man named Michael Barrett, found its way to the internet in July of 2009 and became one of the most searched topics on Google for months afterwards. Andrews told Oprah, “I kept screaming: ‘I’m done. My career is over. I’m done. Get it off. Get it off the Internet,’” she says. “They thought I was physically injured, [that's] how bad I was screaming.”

Several people have received advanced copies of the ESPN tell-all book, Those Guys Have All the Fun and needless to say, there’s some real juicy stuff in there.

Two of the most controversial stories involve comments made by Michelle Beadle regarding the Erin Andrews peephole video ]]>

Several people have received advanced copies of the ESPN tell-all book, Those Guys Have All the Fun and needless to say, there’s some real juicy stuff in there.

Two of the most controversial stories involve comments made by Michelle Beadle regarding the Erin Andrews peephole video and the Bill Simmons Twitter suspension.

Michelle Beadle via Deadspin:

I felt bad for her. She looked fabulous but it was such a violation. I mean, I’ve had moments in my apartment in New York when the blinds were up for one brief second and you think, “Ugh!” but that’s nothing compared to what happened to her. Nothing.

I think things might have been handled differently, but she seems to be moving on. Sometimes these things turn out better for people.

Beadle goes on to admit that she did indeed watch the video. Something that will inevitably not get her an invite for Andrews’ next birthday bash.

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Who knew that Bill Simmons and Chris Berman had a developing feud. The latter had this to say about ESPN’s biggest online presence and the producer of the very successful “30 for 30″ series.

Via JimmyTraina:

I don’t know Bill Simmons. I wouldnt know him if he sat here right next to me.

Easy there Chris, we already know you have quite the temper.

By now you’ve probably heard that The King’s Speech won the Oscar for Best Picture, and Natalie Portman and Colin Firth won the Academy Awards for Best Actress and Actor, but just in case you didn’t watch (lucky you) or get a good enough look at the all ]]>

Scarlett Johansson won the award for looking like she just had a quickie in the limo...

By now you’ve probably heard that The King’s Speech won the Oscar for Best Picture, and Natalie Portman and Colin Firth won the Academy Awards for Best Actress and Actor, but just in case you didn’t watch (lucky you) or get a good enough look at the all the sexy women that were in attendance (the truly important stuff from last night), now is your chance. Some of the ladies that were in attendance looking as beautiful as ever were (in order below): Jennifer Lawrence, Mila Kunis, Mandy Moore, Michelle Williams, Virginia Madsen, Maria Menounos, Scarlett Johansson, Amy Adams, Penelope Cruz, Reese Witherspoon (feeding all of my I Dream of Jeanie fantasies), Natalie Portman, Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry (awesome as usual), Nicole Kidman, Anne Hathaway, Marisa Tomei, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mallika Sherawat, Erin Andrews (wait, what?), James Franco, and Zzzzzzzzzzzz…

Today, the NCAA cited Tennessee men’s basketball coach Bruce Pearl for unethical conduct in regards to a BBQ he threw for potential recruits at his home. He was also cited for lying and misleading NCAA investigators about the incident.

Unfortunately for Pearl, his unethical conduct spreads far beyond this isolated ]]>

Today, the NCAA cited Tennessee men’s basketball coach Bruce Pearl for unethical conduct in regards to a BBQ he threw for potential recruits at his home. He was also cited for lying and misleading NCAA investigators about the incident.

Unfortunately for Pearl, his unethical conduct spreads far beyond this isolated recruiting episode. Let’s take a look at some of Pearl’s more egregious mishaps the last few years.

Bruce Pearl, reporter molester

Bruce Pearl, sexual deviant

Bruce Pearl, child kidnapper

Bruce Pearl, style assassin

Bruce Pearl, indecent exposure

Bruce Pearl, a butcher of afros

From sideline hottie to Dancing with the Stars veteran to Good Morning America correspondent, it’s been a mighty busy last 12 months for ESPN’s Erin Andrews. Oh, and there was that whole peeping tom in the hotel thing too, lest we forget.

Anyways, Andrews will now be pitching ]]>

From sideline hottie to Dancing with the Stars veteran to Good Morning America correspondent, it’s been a mighty busy last 12 months for ESPN’s Erin Andrews. Oh, and there was that whole peeping tom in the hotel thing too, lest we forget.

Anyways, Andrews will now be pitching Reebok shoes in their new ZigTech campaign.

“Simply put, it’s like an energy drink for your feet,” the release claims.

And soon there will Reebok ZigTech apparel, which “utilizes Celliant fibers woven into the apparel to increase oxygen levels in the body,” the press release also claims.

In a statement, Andrews said, “I’m very excited to be the first female to become part of Reebok’s ZigTech campaign, joining superstars like Peyton Manning, Sidney Crosby, John Wall, Chad Ochocinco, and many more.”

Not really sure how Andrews fits in with the likes of those aforementioned athletes, unless of course, trying to dodge the advances of Bruce Pearl has become sport.