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So this is why they have the ESPY’s

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So this is why they have the ESPY’s

I always wondered what the purpose of the ESPY's was, but now I know. It's so that all the guys on the staff (which is like 90% of the staff) can have a reason for companies like Playboy to throw parties surrounding the event and then they can hang out with chicks like

JEMELE HILL PULLS OUT ALL THE STOPS TO GET READERS

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JEMELE HILL PULLS OUT ALL THE STOPS TO GET READERS

I hate Boston as much as anybody else but Jemele Hill of ESPN, she took it to a whole new level

“Rooting for the Celtics is like saying Hitler was a victim. It’s like hoping Gorbachev would get to the blinking red button

Scott Dixon won the Commercial 500

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Scott Dixon won the Commercial 500

I think it was a good race, but I couldn’t tell from all the f’ing commercials that interrupted the telecast every g-d time the race got interesting. “Side-by-side” my ass. Fuck you ESPN/ABC.