Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.

This kid at Talladega is my hero.

Get off her ]]>

Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.

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This kid at Talladega is my hero.

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Get off her you little rapist!

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Women were so much more talented in the 50′s.

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Eva Mendes is so excited and she just can’t hide it.

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Conan unmasks…Conan?

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Oh, just Jessica Alba swimming around. No biggie.

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The ultimate David vs. Goliath.

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Easy fellas, I call dibs on her social security check.

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White people really suck at this whole high five thing.

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He was destined to fail at birth.

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So, what you doing later?

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Honest question: man or woman?

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I’d call her the next Danica Patrick but she didn’t crash into the wall.

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This is like Hulk meets Bam Bam from the Flintstones.

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Man, fat guys have all the fun.

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Dramatic dog > dramatic chipmunk.

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Great moment on Game of Thrones or greatest moment on Game of Thrones.

Once again a women’s magazine has put out sexy pics of one of our favorite actresses. This time it’s Marie Claire and the actress in question is Eva Mendes.

We haven’t seen much of Eva since she started dating Ryan Gosling, her ]]>

Once again a women’s magazine has put out sexy pics of one of our favorite actresses. This time it’s Marie Claire and the actress in question is Eva Mendes.

We haven’t seen much of Eva since she started dating Ryan Gosling, her co-star in the upcoming film The Place Beyond the Pines, a movie it seems she really enjoyed making (go figure)…

“I have never felt so creatively satisfied on a film.”

Creativity satisfied… guess that’s one way to put it.

Word to the wise, if you’re a guy with a girlfriend or wife and you like looking at pics of sexy women in magazines but don’t want to get into trouble just get her a subscription to Marie Claire, because they put out almost as many sexy images of female celebs as any men’s magazine out there. I don’t know why, but they do.

The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards and the MTV Movie Awards both took place this past weekend. Did you miss them? If so, here’s everything you need to know: Sexy women were there. We’ll start with the Spike show in the pics below and finish up with the MTV show. ]]>

Whatever award Minka Kelly got she totally deserved it...

The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards and the MTV Movie Awards both took place this past weekend. Did you miss them? If so, here’s everything you need to know: Sexy women were there. We’ll start with the Spike show in the pics below and finish up with the MTV show. See if you can delineate where one set of pics ends and another begins (it’ll be a game!). Among those in attendance at these shindigs were (in order below): Minka Kelly, Mila Kunis, Erin Heatherton, Eva Mendes, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Scarlett Johansson, Stacy Keibler, Taylor Cole, Emma Watson, Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart, Brooklyn Decker, Amber Lancaster, Emma Stone, Amanda Bynes, Chelsea Kane, Reese Witherspoon, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (again), and Jessica Szohr.

This has to be one of the oddest photo shoots I’ve ever seen. It’s Liv Tyler, Eva Mendes, Frankie Rayder and a dog at the Chateau Marmont doing odd things in their bras and hanging out in bed together. Of course it was shot by Terry ]]>

This Terry Richardson guy is a freaking genius...

This has to be one of the oddest photo shoots I’ve ever seen. It’s Liv Tyler, Eva Mendes, Frankie Rayder and a dog at the Chateau Marmont doing odd things in their bras and hanging out in bed together. Of course it was shot by Terry Richardson, the man who can get any famous babe to pose for sexy pictures. I have no idea why these three particular women are here together at the same time, but it’s a nice combo platter. I had to look up who Frankie Rayder is too. Turns out she is an American model whohas been in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show four times and in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue twice. (You can tell she’s the fashion model of the group because she’s the one not afraid to show nipple. It’s what they do.) She also has a younger sister, Missy Rayder, who is a fashion model as well. Hot.

This A magazine (which I now find out is short for Anna… huh?) is fast becoming one of my favorite magazines. First it was sexy pics of Michelle Hunziker and today it’s Eva Mendes. I guess this magazine is published in Italy, which makes sense, because ]]>

How'd you like to come home to this some night??

This A magazine (which I now find out is short for Anna… huh?) is fast becoming one of my favorite magazines. First it was sexy pics of Michelle Hunziker and today it’s Eva Mendes. I guess this magazine is published in Italy, which makes sense, because I don’t think it’s possible for anything that comes out of Italy to not be sexy. At least that’s been my experience.

Eva Mendes attended the premiere of the movie The Other Guys in Moscow the other day and wore a dress that I can only describe as cleavetastic! Anyone know anything about this Other Guys flick? Is Eva in it? She must be to have been in Moscow ]]>

Eva Mendes attended the premiere of the movie The Other Guys in Moscow the other day and wore a dress that I can only describe as cleavetastic! Anyone know anything about this Other Guys flick? Is Eva in it? She must be to have been in Moscow for it. Does she wear a bikini or get naked in it? I need to know whether this is a movie I need to go see or perhaps rent some day and those are the determining factors. Help me out, my people.

Now I know for a fact that some of these photos of Eva Mendes are not new. Unfortunately that happens with the good old print media. That being said, it is Eva Mendes naked and last time I checked that is pretty much timeless. Granted, ]]>

Now I know for a fact that some of these photos of Eva Mendes are not new. Unfortunately that happens with the good old print media. That being said, it is Eva Mendes naked and last time I checked that is pretty much timeless. Granted, Eva did manage to cover up the good parts, but sometimes isn’t it nice to have a little bit left to the imagination? … … … … … … … BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry… I held back my laughter as long as I could. Phew!!! Enjoy the pics, while I compose myself… ha!

The Internet was abuzz yesterday with the rumors that Eva Mendes may have a sex tape coming out today. The good news: It did happen! The bad news: It’s a silly one for Funny or Die. But still..Eva Mendes sex tape!

You know what’s great about really attractive women? ]]>

The Internet was abuzz yesterday with the rumors that Eva Mendes may have a sex tape coming out today. The good news: It did happen! The bad news: It’s a silly one for Funny or Die. But still..Eva Mendes sex tape!

You know what’s great about really attractive women? How hilarious they all are! You can tell because guys laugh really hard at their jokes as if they saw Richard Pryor in 1976. Such comedic brilliance must be genuine and wouldn’t at all disappear after you sleep with one. No sir!

Not only did the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards take place this weekend, the MTV Movie Awards also brought out the celebs. The highlight of this event was a nice little kiss between Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson. They weren’t the only sexy celebs there ]]>

Not only did the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards take place this weekend, the MTV Movie Awards also brought out the celebs. The highlight of this event was a nice little kiss between Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson. They weren’t the only sexy celebs there though, babes like Julianne Hough, Vanessa Hudgens, Jennifer Lopez, Lindsay Lohan, the aforementioned ScarJo, Jessica Biel, Eva Mendes and Katy Perry were also on hand (pictured in order below).

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held their annual Costume Institute Gala last night and I guess the event is some kind of big deal since just about every sexy celebrity in the world got all dressed up and attended the event. Those who made the trip to the Met ]]>

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held their annual Costume Institute Gala last night and I guess the event is some kind of big deal since just about every sexy celebrity in the world got all dressed up and attended the event. Those who made the trip to the Met included (in order below) Christina Hendricks, Rachel Bilson, Alessandra Ambrosio, Emma Watson, Bar Refaeli, Sienna Miller (with Jude Law?), Katy Perry, Kate Hudson, Kristen Bell, Blake Lively, Taylor Swift, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova, Emmy Rossum, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Anne Hathaway, Claire Danes, Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, Malin Akerman, Eva Mendes, Jessica Stam, and Jessica Szohr. Amazingly, this wasn’t even the complete list of babes in attendance. I think we have a new record for most sexy celebrity women at one event. Now how do I get tickets to next year’s shindig?

Yes! We did it. 310 women from 32 different countries. Thousands of votes. 30 years of sexy ladies… Phew! Now comes the really hard part: Taking the 28 stunning women you chose from these groups and whittling them down to your ultimate choice and crowning our 3rd Annual Sexiest ]]>

Yes! We did it. 310 women from 32 different countries. Thousands of votes. 30 years of sexy ladies… Phew! Now comes the really hard part: Taking the 28 stunning women you chose from these groups and whittling them down to your ultimate choice and crowning our 3rd Annual Sexiest Woman of the Year. Semi-Final #2 begins…. NOW!

(Click the pics to see more of each lady. Percentage of the vote is at the time of this publication.)

Remember to vote at the end for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

Stacy Keibler (1979ii, 29%) – – – – – – – – – Marisa Miller* (1978, 33%)

Emmanuelle Chriqui (1977, 27%) – – – – – – – – – Kelly Monaco (1976, 19%)

Charlize Theron (1975, 16%) – – – – – – – – – Eva Mendes (1974, 27%)

Kate Beckinsale** (1973, 32%) – – – – – – – – – Alyssa Milano (1972, 21%)

Brooke Burke (1971, 30%) – – – – – – – – – Jennifer Connelly (1970, 20%)

Catherine Zeta Jones (1969, 26%) – – – – – – – – – Vanessa Marcil (1968, 22%)

Salma Hayek (1966-67, 38%) – – – – – – – – – Monica Bellucci (1962-65, 35%)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR SEMI-FINAL #1!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR SEMI-FINAL #1!

Summary of the women we covered

Countries: United States (185), England (31), Canada (16), Australia (15), Brazil (8), Czech Republic, Italy, Spain (4), India, Mexico, Russia (3), Argentina, Columbia, France, Germany, Greece, Netherlands, New Zealand, Paraguay, Poland, South Africa, Switzerland, Wales, Ukraine (2), Barbados, Cayman Islands, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Israel, Puerto Rico, Sweden, and Venezuela (1).

Occupations: Actress (168), Model, (82), Singer (24), Model/Actress (12), Actress/Singer (11), Athlete (4), Athlete/Model, Singer/Model, TV Show Host (2), Dancer, Dancer/Singer, Model/Chef (1).

*2009 Winner; **2008 Winner.

The new Sherlock Holmes movie premiered in America last night and a whole flock of super sexy celebrities headed out to watch it. Judging by the quality pieces of sexiness that were in attendance this movie should be a blockbuster of epic proportions. Blake Lively and

The new Sherlock Holmes movie premiered in America last night and a whole flock of super sexy celebrities headed out to watch it. Judging by the quality pieces of sexiness that were in attendance this movie should be a blockbuster of epic proportions. Blake Lively and Ashley Greene were there. That alone is pretty good. But wait, there’s more. Jessica Szohr and Eva Mendes were also there. Getting better right? Well, Rachel McAdams was also there. And you what is really amazing, each one of these women looked about as good as I have ever seen them. THAT would have been an event to attend right there.

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1974… Notre Dame defeats UCLA 71–70, ending the Bruins’ record 88-game winning streak. G. Gordon Liddy is found guilty of Watergate charges. ABBA wins the Eurovision Song Contest in Brighton, England. The Cleveland Indians stage an ill-advised Ten Cent Beer Night. And this group of sultry starlets ]]>

1974… Notre Dame defeats UCLA 71–70, ending the Bruins’ record 88-game winning streak. G. Gordon Liddy is found guilty of Watergate charges. ABBA wins the Eurovision Song Contest in Brighton, England. The Cleveland Indians stage an ill-advised Ten Cent Beer Night. And this group of sultry starlets were born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1974 – - – - – - – -

Chloë Sevigny (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Grace Park (Canadian actress)

Amber Valletta (American model, actress) – – – – – – – – – Victoria Beckham (British singer)

Eva Mendes (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Victoria Silvstedt (Swedish model)

Jewel Kilcher (American singer) – – – – – – – – – Vida Guerra (American model)

Tricia Helfer (Canadian actress) – – – – – – – – – Tiffani Thiessen (American actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

The third annual CNN Heroes An All-Star Tribute took place over the weekend and many lovely young ladies came out to salute ‘ordinary people having an extraordinary impact’. The show will be televised on Thanksgiving night, but we have a little sneak peek at who was in attendance. I’m ]]>

The third annual CNN Heroes An All-Star Tribute took place over the weekend and many lovely young ladies came out to salute ‘ordinary people having an extraordinary impact’. The show will be televised on Thanksgiving night, but we have a little sneak peek at who was in attendance. I’m calling this the first annual Salute to Babes Who Salute Heroes If It Means Free Publicity and a Chance to get Dressed Up and Get my Picture Taken. Catchy, huh? If any networks out there want to televise this on Thanksgiving, you know where to find me. In order below: Carrie Underwood, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, AnnaLynne McCord, Kate Hudson, Eva Mendes, Leona Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Jenna Fischer, Debi Mazar, and Laila Ali. Yeah, it kinda peters out there at the end.

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The Museum of Contemporary Art held it’s 30th anniversary exhibition in Los Angeles on Saturday and since it was in Los Angeles and not a day goes by in which at least some gaggle of sexy celebrity women aren’t out at some event this was no different. When do ]]>

The Museum of Contemporary Art held it’s 30th anniversary exhibition in Los Angeles on Saturday and since it was in Los Angeles and not a day goes by in which at least some gaggle of sexy celebrity women aren’t out at some event this was no different. When do these people actually find the time to work? Anyway ladies living the dream on this night included (in order below) Ciara, Marisa Tomei, Kelly Lynch, Kate Beckinsale, Shirley Manson, Chloe Sevigny (again), Rose McGowan (again), Jessica Alba (again), Kate Bosworth, Angelina Jolie, Eva Mendes, Rachel Zoe, Daisy Fuentes, Christina Ricci (again), Gwen Stefani, Zoe Saldaña (again), and Lori Loughlin.

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Eva Mendes was at something called the 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards in London the other day wearing a dress that can only be called amazing. Actually it’s not so much the dress that is amazing, it’s the fact that her ]]>

Eva Mendes was at something called the 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards in London the other day wearing a dress that can only be called amazing. Actually it’s not so much the dress that is amazing, it’s the fact that her breasts could look so freaking good without any support whatsoever. Can you believe it’s been since January since I did a post on this woman? What is wrong with me?

More Eva Mendes awesomeness here and here.

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Cast Me In Your Movie (Sharapova’s Thigh)
Top 10 Punk’d Pranks (YepYep)
Jenny McCarthy is Still Hot, $50 Million Richer (MoonDog Sports)
My favorite spam (9 to Fried)
Five New Career Paths for Chris Brown (Gunaxin)
The single greatest music video known to man (Observation Bubble)
Blonde Boxer Banned Because of Boobs (The Bachelor Guy)
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Hottest fans of the NL East (More Hardball)