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The biggest hamburger evar

For just $499 this 185 lb. behemoth of a burger can be all yours. Consider it a down payment on that angioplasty you had planned. If you are ever in Southgate, Michigan be sure to stop by Mallie’s Sports Grill and Bar and get yourself one. More burger data here. Read more

Leeann Tweeden in the greatest PSAs evar

What do you do when you want people to pay attention to a cause like Autism? You get Leeann Tweeden to strip down to her bra and panties in a commercial for it, of course! H/T: Fleshbot Read more

The greatest television show evar

I have no idea what TV show this is or when it took place or why it is happening, but whatever show at one point had Venezuelan beauty queen (and WAG, of course) Aida Yespica dancing around topless in a thong while using a hand bra is immediately christened The Greatest Televsion Show Evar. Any ... Read more

This just in! I found the best beer evar

What comes to mind when I say these three words? Beer, babes, boobs. Well, whatever the heck you came up with, it isn’t near as cool as something called Skinny Blonde Beer, made, of course, in Australia. Why is it cool? Is it the taste? Shoot, I have no idea… never drank the stuff. It’s ... Read more

I Want: The largest TV remote evar

Made with two flexible Dance Dance Revolution mats for the PlayStation 2, this remote has been hacked to control Windows Media Center with your feet. Now if someone can only create one that is attached to a beer and a bag of chips my life would be complete. (Source: Michbex via Gizmodo) Read more

Best toilet prank evar

I’m not sure what to even say about this. Watch and be amazed… Read more

Best washing machine commercial evar

Hot babes. Skydiving. Topless. In a commercial for a washing machine. Yeah… a washing machine… I need to move to Denmark. And here’s another topless skydiving video fer ya… because I know you like it. H/T: Gunaxin, who also found the video and has screen caps. Read more

The luckiest helicopter pilot evar

This helicopter pilot somehow got launched into the blades of his helicopter. Then got up and walked away… uninjured… wow… Read more

Greatest lady shaver commerical evar

TV in Russia sure is different (and wayyy more sexy) than it is here. H/T: BrightBlackInternet Read more

Greatest teacher evar

A teacher in Hungary put on a strip show for her 15-year-old students this week. Yeah… “The children were playing truth or dare and making bigger and bigger dares for each other and she decided to join in. When they dared her to do some pole dancing she just started taking off her clothes. She’s ... Read more

Happy Halloween: Keeley Hazell is the sexiest witch evar

Here’s something you won’t see tonight at your Halloween party… dammit… A topless Keeley Hazell in a witch costume. I don’t know what spell she cast on me, but whatever it is it’s making me want to succumb to her every whim and desire. NSFW versions of these pics of Keeley and more.More SFW Keeley ... Read more