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		<title>Segway justice done right</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<title>Goal post meets face</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>Good day for this goalkeeper as he makes two great saves with the added bonus of sending his opponent&#8217;s grill into the post. He probably didn&#8217;t even care if he won the game after that. And I am still referring to the goalkeeper.</p> <p></p> <p>H/T: <a target="_blank" href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=14002" >With Leather</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>Good day for this goalkeeper as he makes two great saves with the added bonus of sending his opponent&#8217;s grill into the post. He probably didn&#8217;t even care if he won the game after that. And I am still referring to the goalkeeper.</p>
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		<title>From The Vault&#8230; (10.19.08)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>Some stuff that I post is just so damn good, but gets lost in the shuffle. Therefore, every Sunday I will bring back some goodies that I think you may have missed, but will still enjoy&#8230;</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/jennifer-ellison-is-pretty-topless.html" ></a></p> <p>BABES<a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/jennifer-ellison-is-pretty-topless.html" >Jennifer Ellison</a> is pretty, topless<a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/kelly-brook-is-weapon-of-mass.html" ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>Some stuff that I post is just so damn good, but gets lost in the shuffle. Therefore, every Sunday I will bring back some goodies that I think you may have missed, but will still enjoy&#8230;</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/jennifer-ellison-is-pretty-topless.html" ><img src="http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/on205th/jennifer-ellison.jpg" title="From The Vault... (10.19.08) photo" alt="jennifer ellison From The Vault... (10.19.08)" /></a></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">BABES</span><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/jennifer-ellison-is-pretty-topless.html" >Jennifer Ellison</a> is pretty, topless<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/kelly-brook-is-weapon-of-mass.html" >Kelly Brook</a> is a weapon of mass destruction<br />Underrated: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/underrated-estella-warren.html" >Estella Warren</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/amanda-bynes-jogs-in-tight-pants.html" >Amanda Bynes</a> jogs in tight pants<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/eva-mendes-shows-boob-in-italy.html" >Eva Mendes</a> shows boob in Italy</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/02/marisa-miller-is-your-2008-si-swimsuit.html" >Marisa Miller</a> is your 2008 SI Swimsuit cover girl<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/03/abigail-clancy-lookin-good-in-bikini.html" >Abigail Clancy</a> lookin&#8217; good in a bikini<br />The <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/sexiest-wags-of-mma.html" >Sexiest WAGs of MMA</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/gemma-atkinson-continues-to-amaze.html" >Gemma Atkinson</a> continues to amaze<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/vanessa-hudgens-rockin-bikini.html" >Vanessa Hudgens</a> rockin&#8217; a bikini</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">VIDEOS</span><br />Minor league manager has an <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/minor-league-has-epic-meltdown.html" >epic meltdown</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/jenna-jankovic-has-no-need-for-your.html" >Jenna Jankovic</a> has no need for your locker rooms<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/gina-carano-busts-up-old-people-for.html" >Gina Carano</a> busts up old people for a living<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/angelina-jolie-flashes-us-some-ass.html" >Angelina Jolie</a> flashes us some ass<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/06/john-daly-jr-grips-it-and-rips-it.html" >John Daly, Jr.</a> grips it and rips it</p>
<p>FLASHBACK: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/06/flashback-when-golf-carts-attack.html" >When golf carts attack</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/flying-penis-interrupts-garry-kasparov.html" >Flying penis</a> interrupts Garry Kasparov speech<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/super-tricycle.html" >Super Tricycle!!!!!!</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/skateboard-faceplant-on-concrete-comedy.html" >Skateboard faceplant</a> on concrete = Comedy gold<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/04/car-washes-are-awesome.html" >Car washes</a> are awesome!</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">BONUS VIDEO! PG-PORN&#8230;starring Aria Giovanni (nice&#8230;)</span><br /><embed src="http://www.spike.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=3041858&amp;" allowfullscreen="true" align="middle" width="448" height="365"></embed></p>
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		<title>From The Vault&#8230; (10.5.08)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>Some stuff that I post is just so damn good, but gets lost in the shuffle. Therefore, every Sunday I will bring back some goodies that I think you may have missed, but will still enjoy&#8230;</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/03/hottest-figure-skater-evar.html" ></a></p> <p>BABESThe <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/03/hottest-figure-skater-evar.html" >hottest figure skater</a> evar<a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/08/victorias-secret-models-tilt-earths.html" ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>Some stuff that I post is just so damn good, but gets lost in the shuffle. Therefore, every Sunday I will bring back some goodies that I think you may have missed, but will still enjoy&#8230;</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/03/hottest-figure-skater-evar.html" ><img src="http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/on205th/annasemenovich111.jpg" title="From The Vault... (10.5.08) photo" alt="annasemenovich111 From The Vault... (10.5.08)" /></a></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">BABES</span><br />The <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/03/hottest-figure-skater-evar.html" >hottest figure skater</a> evar<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/08/victorias-secret-models-tilt-earths.html" >Victoria&#8217;s Secret models</a> tilt the Earth&#8217;s axis<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/04/gillian-anderson-is-aging-quite-quite.html" >Gillian Anderson</a> is aging quite, quite well<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/carrie-underwood-show-us-some-skin.html" >Carrie Underwood</a> shows us some skin<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/06/vanessa-minnillo-wears-bikini-for.html" >Vanessa Minnillo</a> wears a bikini for a living</p>
<p>Back in the day: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/02/back-in-day-kim-basinger.html" >Kim Basinger</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/04/denise-richards-loves-bikinis.html" >Denise Richards</a> loves bikinis<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/08/keri-russell-took-walk-in-cold-rain.html" >Keri Russell</a> took a walk in a cold rain<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/reese-witherspoon-is-flexible.html" >Reese Witherspoon</a> is flexible<br />I think <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/06/i-think-gemma-atkinson-owns-nothing-but.html" >Gemma Atkinson</a> owns nothing but bikinis</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">VIDEOS</span><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/slo-motion-faceplant-at-beach.html" >Slo-motion faceplant</a> at the beach<br />Great moments in <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/great-moments-in-demolition-derby.html" >demolition derby</a> history<br />That <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/that-uncle-buck-was-bad-bad-man.html" >Uncle Buck</a> was a bad, bad man<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/06/amanda-bynes-poses-well.html" >Amanda Bynes</a> poses well<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/06/natalie-portman-is-gangsta.html" >Natalie Portman</a> is gangsta</p>
<p>Four-year-olds are <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/06/four-year-olds-are-awesome-drivers.html" >awesome drivers</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/note-to-self-dont-fly-in-belgium.html" >Note to self</a>: Don&#8217;t fly in Belgium<br />So that&#8217;s why they call them <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/so-thats-why-they-call-them-superbikes.html" >Superbikes</a>&#8230;<br />Shocker: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/05/shocker-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a.html" >Bill O&#8217;Reilly</a> has always been an a-hole<br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/04/rollerblader-uses-glass-door-to-help.html" >Rollerblader</a> uses glass door to help him stop</p>
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		<title>Fat guy on a slip-n-slide</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>All you really need to have the desire to watch this video is the headline. If that&#8217;s not enough, then you&#8217;re just not a good American.</p> <p></p> <p>H/T: <a target="_blank" href="http://tastybooze.com/2008/08/slipn-slide-nose-grind/" >Tasty Booze</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>All you really need to have the desire to watch this video is the headline. If that&#8217;s not enough, then you&#8217;re just not a good American.</p>
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<p>H/T: <a target="_blank" href="http://tastybooze.com/2008/08/slipn-slide-nose-grind/" >Tasty Booze</a></p>
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		<title>Slo-motion faceplant at the beach</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>I keep telling you that the invention of slo-motion video is one of God&#8217;s greatest inventions. This kid faceplanting while doing some flips is not nearly as great until you watch it in slo-motion a couple of times.</p> <p></p> <p>H/T: <a target="_blank" href="http://sqwable.net/blog/owned/double-backflip-faceplant/" >Sqwable</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>I keep telling you that the invention of slo-motion video is one of God&#8217;s greatest inventions. This kid faceplanting while doing some flips is not nearly as great until you watch it in slo-motion a couple of times.</p>
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<p>H/T: <a target="_blank" href="http://sqwable.net/blog/owned/double-backflip-faceplant/" >Sqwable</a></p>
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