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VIDEO: And here’s a drunk girl smashing her face into a wall

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Note: Though they support your ceiling and allow you to hang portraits of dogs gambling illegally, walls are not your friends. Particularly when you’re drunk, high, or unable to afford lights. Take it away, drunk girl. Read more

VIDEO: A kid walking a balance beam on a Swiss exercise ball ends as it should

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Note to the kids out there: There are few combinations of “funny video,” “balance beam,” and “Swiss exercise ball” that won’t end with you severely injuring your scrotum. Keep that in mind in the future. Read more

VIDEO: Kristin Chenoweth awkwardly misses a high five on ‘Live with Kelly’

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I’m not entirely sure why I know Kristin Chenoweth exists (she was in some movies and other forms of entertainment, none of which I’ve seen). But her performance in this hilariously whiffed high-five while guest hosting on Live with Kelly delights me to no end. Read more

VIDEO: Unsexy older woman’s attempt to be sexy ends as it should

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The more that the rules of gravity punish women preening about sexily when they couldn’t be further from it, the better the world will be. Read more

VIDEO: Guys’ attempt at synchronized pool entry fails miserably

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Sometimes the best laid plans involving a bunch of guys preening and attempting a synchronized pool dive don’t turn out as you wished. Read more

VIDEO: Plastic bag hilariously ruins boring interview

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Some British professorial type is giving a boring interview to some local news camera when one brave plastic bag decides it’s had enough. Best short clip you’ll see today. Read more

VIDEO: Apropos of nothing, here’s a husky drunk kid falling through a table

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Thanksgiving may have been a couple weeks ago now, but let’s take this time to be thankful for the fact that most of us didn’t have digital cameras and a YouTube account during school. In this clip, a husky (and seemingly alarmingly short) drunk college kid falls through a table. Why? *shrug* Table probably killed ... Read more

VIDEO: How to impress women with shamefully bad parkour

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Impressing girls and attempting parkour are both things that should be left to professionals. This video is living proof of why. In it, a school kid tries to show off his parkour skills to impress the chicks. Small problem: He has none to speak of. Read more

VIDEO: Blonde girl has blondest moment ever, stuck going up a down escalator

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I don’t even know what to say after viewing this clip. It’s like an old 1990s Truly Tasteless Jokes jokebook come to life. In this video, a blonde is stuck trying to go up on a Saks escalator. The problem? It’s a down escalator. Read more

VIDEO: ‘Jeopardy’ contestant has threesomes on her mind

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Spoiler alert: The answer to this question is not “a threesome,” but that won’t stop a Jeopardy contestant named Kara from guessing it anyway. Read more

VIDEO: Drunk girl’s attempts to entertain end up with her falling face first

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Reason #1,000 why pot should be legalized if alcohol is: This video in which a drunk girl falls face first and injures herself for no reason other than she’s drunk and, as a result, a complete idiot. Read more