Failures at life

6 of the most useless online college classes

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College would be great if it wasn’t for all the classes. Thankfully the Internet has made it easier. Of course, if the course material you’re studying doesn’t applying to anything useful in the world, you’re better off getting stoned and breaking the world record for corn chip consumption. Read more

VIDEO: How not to smoke a bong

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Pot smoking is illegal so, unless you have a medicinal license, you should obviously never smoke it. BUT! If you were to smoke it, you should probably not do it like this guy taking a big rip of a bong. Read more

Aimee my dear, you have lost at life

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This may very well be the most epic bit of Facebook shenanigans ever. The story: Some girl named Aimee apparently sucks enough that several people would berate her for countless status replies, yet she would read them, reply, and not defriend them or anything. You’ll want to see this one. Read more

Rodney McClanahan has an awesome job

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Washington State’s Department of Child Services has an intricate list of its worst offenders, breaking down where exactly they’ve failed at life. I can take one guess, looking at Rodney McClanahan’s occupation, why he’s not exactly rolling in dough. Read more

When sexy dances go wrong

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I always enjoy when girls try to do a sexy dance on a bar when drunk, if only because it’s never quite as sexy as Coyote Ugly would have led you to believe. Here’s further proof. I feel like the types of girls seriously injuring themselves in viral videos is generally the less-attractive type, so ... Read more

The white trashingest car chase ever

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I don’t know about you, but if I ever get into a car chase, I’d like to be clad in a tuxedo, just to mess with people’s expectations. Because then there’s the other end of the spectrum, which is this Sacramento woman, sexily clad in her best bikini. Mulleted, tankini, pudgy, perpetually drunk-looking, and in ... Read more

Boxing is not for everyone

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As a trained mixed martial artist (seriously, I dare you to punch me in the face…DARE YOU *assuming you’re not a large black dude ), I know fighting (and also colored belt selection). With that in mind, I can tell you that the mulleted gentleman in this video was not exactly prepared for this boxing ... Read more

This is not a sexy striptease

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In my usual daily searches for handsome men stripping, I came across this video. This is how not to give a sexy pole dance for your whore girlfriend who has a stripper pole in your bedroom. This is why you leave the stripping to the professionals. Sure, you might be athletic or even sexy. But ... Read more

This doctor is an asshole

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A lot of people waste a doctor’s time with their various “Oh I have a bump on my arm” or “Ohhh I have a shard of glass sticking out of my head” bullcrap reasons for a visit. And this guy seems to be no exception. But the doctor is having none of his shenanigans any ... Read more

A mascot tearing its knee is still pretty funny

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Mascots are always fun with their flips and their costumes and doing silly things like, I dunno, wearing a costume and doing flips. Something about people in costumes just amuses me. Well, the NBA’s Milwaukee Bucks’ mascot Bango was a part of an awesome trick shot during the NBA All-Star Game which ended in tragedy. ... Read more

Asian woman fails driving test 771 times

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There’s failure and then there’s epic failure to the point of exhaustion. This South Korean grandmother who’s failed her driving test 771 times would certainly fall into the latter category. Read more