Failures at life

Rodney McClanahan has an awesome job

Failures at life

Rodney McClanahan has an awesome job

Washington State’s Department of Child Services has an intricate list of its worst offenders, breaking down where exactly they’ve failed at life. I can take one guess, looking at Rodney McClanahan’s occupation, why he’s not exactly rolling in dough.

When sexy dances go wrong

Failures at life

When sexy dances go wrong

I always enjoy when girls try to do a sexy dance on a bar when drunk, if only because it’s never quite as sexy as Coyote Ugly would have led you to believe. Here’s further proof.

I feel like the types of girls seriously injuring themselves in viral videos

The white trashingest car chase ever

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The white trashingest car chase ever

I don’t know about you, but if I ever get into a car chase, I’d like to be clad in a tuxedo, just to mess with people’s expectations. Because then there’s the other end of the spectrum, which is this Sacramento woman, sexily clad in her best bikini.

Mulleted,

Boxing is not for everyone

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Boxing is not for everyone

As a trained mixed martial artist (seriously, I dare you to punch me in the face...DARE YOU *assuming you're not a large black dude ), I know fighting (and also colored belt selection). With that in mind, I can tell you that the mulleted gentleman in this video was not exactly prepared for this boxing

This is not a sexy striptease

Failures at life

This is not a sexy striptease

In my usual daily searches for handsome men stripping, I came across this video. This is how not to give a sexy pole dance for your whore girlfriend who has a stripper pole in your bedroom.

This is why you leave the stripping to the professionals. Sure, you might

This doctor is an asshole

Failures at life

This doctor is an asshole

A lot of people waste a doctor's time with their various "Oh I have a bump on my arm" or "Ohhh I have a shard of glass sticking out of my head" bullcrap reasons for a visit. And this guy seems to be no exception. But the doctor is having none of his shenanigans any more.

A mascot tearing its knee is still pretty funny

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A mascot tearing its knee is still pretty funny

Mascots are always fun with their flips and their costumes and doing silly things like, I dunno, wearing a costume and doing flips. Something about people in costumes just amuses me. Well, the NBA's Milwaukee Bucks' mascot Bango was a part of an awesome trick shot during the NBA All-Star Game which

Asian woman fails driving test 771 times

Failures at life

Asian woman fails driving test 771 times

There’s failure and then there’s epic failure to the point of exhaustion. This South Korean grandmother who’s failed her driving test 771 times would certainly fall into the latter category.