Failures at life
Failures at life
Escape artist sucks at escaping, drowns
Via Deadspin comes this clip of a halftime show at a home game of the NBA's Oklahoma Thunder with "escape artist" Kristen Johnson a couple weeks back. The term is in quotes because, well, this doesn't speak well for her escape abilities.
Failures at life
Worst prison break ever
I saw the Fox show Prison Break (actually I didn’t but let’s pretend) so I think I know a little bit about escaping from jails. How these two New Zealand convicts attempted to get away is how not to do it.
Two New Zealand prisoners who were handcuffed together
Failures at life
Map-based sodomy, diving failure, and this is what a dog masturbating looks like
So here's your one post with the best stuff I can find while searching briefly. Hopefully it'll be enough to get you through the day, but if not, well, you can die. I'm not saying you should, but you can. Inappropriate Map is inappropriate This map comes from a hotel, I dunno,
Failures at life
Persistence is important in abusing your family
A Utah man tried to kill his family WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS! Yes, even more hilarious than if he had actually killed them.
