Fantasy

FOOTBAAAAAAALLLLLLL

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Indulge me here for a minute. I never cover sports because, well, other people do it with way more enthusiasm, but this weekend I got DirecTV’s Superfan Sunday NFL Ticket package and I have to say my life is completely changed. More than ever, I now want to run away with the NFL and make ... Read more

Truth in advertising..on fat girls' shirts

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There’s nothing better than having a sense of humor about yourself. And there’s even more..better…ness about knowing who you are. This lady has both of those goals accomplished. Read more

Watch out for…dick monsters?

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I don’t know if it’s because I grew up and live in the city, but lakes can be absolutely terrifying. Jason from Friday the 13th came out of a lake. So did, uh, Pol Pot (or I can’t think of a second one, f you). Well, now you have to also worry about penis monsters ... Read more

Fat lady survives flesh-eating bacteria due to immense fatness

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There are literally ones and ones of times in life where you can thank the skies for your obesity…when you’re so fat that a flesh-eating bacteria gives up on eating you is one of them. Read more

Israelis make American black man dance for their amusement

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Now here’s a fun little story…some security officers in an Israeli airport made a black guy dance before he could come into the country. Sounds like those Israelis know how to get down! Israeli airport security officers made an African American member of the New York-based Alvin Ailey dance troupe perform steps for them before ... Read more

Oh 8 year-olds, you're not ready for marriage

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If I had a dollar for every Yemeni 8 year-old in a marriage she didn’t want that I read about this morning, I’d officially have one dollar. A Yemeni court on Tuesday granted a divorce to an eight-year-old girl whose unemployed father forced her into an arranged marriage this year, saying he feared she might ... Read more

Cupcakes are mildly entertaining when dancing

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I don’t know why, but I found this video to be pretty enthralling. It’s basically craptily-made cupcakes doing a stop motion waltz. I’m sober, just FYI. I haven’t seen cupcakes dance like that since the great Cupcake Dance Party of 2003. Oh man did my cupcakes dance then, like they never had before. There was ... Read more