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I Want: A carbon fiber wristwatch

Fashion

I Want: A carbon fiber wristwatch

Ladies and gentlemen… well, gentlemen… well, men… introducing the Quattro Valvole CCM carbon fiber wristwatch! Why would one want a carbon fiber wristwatch? Just to say, “Hey, look at my carbon fiber wristwatch!” to friends and strangers I suppose.

Designed for those who own and can

I Want: Nike’s Quagmire kicks

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I Want: Nike’s Quagmire kicks

They’re officially called the ‘Glen Quagmire Nike SB Dunk High’, but I just call them awesome. Giggity…

The SB Dunks inspired by the deviant Family Guy character feature an upper constructed of blue nubuck and blue canvas to represent Quagmire’s jeans, and red

Fat guys need to dress better

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Fat guys need to dress better

I’m all for honesty in advertising if you’re going to wear a t-shirt with words on it but this may be a bit too transparent.

Aliens from other planets scouting Obama?

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Aliens from other planets scouting Obama?

Ummm, what was that thing in the sky over Obama’s inauguration last week? Luckily we have America’s best and brightest on the case!

Maybe the aliens were just in the market for a Obama Run-DC shirt or an Obama Chia Pet? What? It’s possible…

ALF is a fashion icon in Istanbul

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ALF is a fashion icon in Istanbul

In America, ALF is basically just a remnant of the 80s, cast aside and forgotten. But in Istanbul, he is apparently the biggest fashion designer around.