You know, every once in awhile, I try to convince myself that I’m starting a new diet.

“This time its for real”, I tell people.

Most of the time, its a bold faced lie and Im snacking on ]]>

You know, every once in awhile, I try to convince myself that I’m starting a new diet.

“This time its for real”, I tell people.

Most of the time, its a bold faced lie and Im snacking on chili-cheese fries 4 days later.

Wonder how many days pass by before Prince Fielder is chomping on a Triple Cheeseburger.

Prince was once the spokesperson along with his father for the McDonalds triple cheeseburger

In college, I was known to hit a buffet or two. Ok fine, maybe more than two but thats not the point.

Well actually, my roommates did carry me out of a Pizza Hut Buffet once. It was truly a glorious moment for ]]>

In college, I was known to hit a buffet or two. Ok fine, maybe more than two but thats not the point.

Well actually, my roommates did carry me out of a Pizza Hut Buffet once. It was truly a glorious moment for me. I felt like a Superbowl winning coach as they carried me on their shoulders, a champion of the buffet. I saw a worker shed tears of joy at my performance.

So when I heard about this story, it really hit home. Its a sad day for mankind I tell ya.

Two men who regularly visit a buffet near their home in Houma, LA were charged double because they ate too much.

What about “all you can eat” does the restaurant not understand.

I couldnt imagine the Old Country Buffet in Lansing ever doing this to me. I was a valued customer.

Speaking of buffets, I’m always trying to get my girlfriend to go to one instead of these restaurants that never fill me up. In fact Meret, I demand that we go to one tonight before we see the Lion King.

Yes, I’m going to the Lion King. I’d also like to add that its against my will.

MGM Grand Buffet?