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Quote of the Day

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Morbidly obese people in the UK are protesting today, saying that “fat-ism” is as serious a crime as discriminating due to race, religion, etc. And in between buffet breaks, they may have made a salient and tragic (but funny) point or two. Read more

Fat guy can’t get out of skate bowl

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I don’t know how this story didn’t get a seven camera shoot from CNN since it’s arguably the greatest tragedy in years and it was actually real unlike a certain little kid and his fake balloon-related shenanigans. This is a fat teen and he can’t get out of a skate bowl in Spain. Read more

The Pokemon Card Game Championship winners

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I’m perplexed, I expected that a grown man playing a Pokemon Card Game on a globally competitive level would be so well-adjusted and handsome. Read more

Fat ladies are good at falling humorously

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Regardless of what you feel about obesity in this country, make no mistake that overweight Americans have an important place in our society. Most notably in their comedic ability when confronted with gravity and/or inertia. For further evidence, see this phenomenal video of a woman of larger carriage going flying during a bus accident. Read more

Fat lady can't get on a horse

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Being morbidly obese is depressing for so many reasons. But it’s even more depressing when you’re the horse that’s expected to support the aforementioned morbidly obese person. Read more

The sun can be terrifying

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One of these things is not like the others…one of these things is not like the others… Read more

Perhaps being a fat guy is not so bad

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Fat guys in entertainment always do wayyyy better than fat guys in real life. Take for example this dude who gets to saunter down the street with a bunch of hot naked chicks. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t post this primarily due to my black-censor-bar fetish. It’s hard to recreate in life; ... Read more

The world of fat girls is clamoring for the new Twilight movie

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The first trailer for Twilight: New Moon came out recently and the biggest Twilight fans are all a tizzy. Take a look at this two BIG Twilight fans and their FAT reaction. Hmm, that second one wasn’t subtle at all. My bad. I had to watch Twilight this weekend with my girlfriend who, shockingly, is ... Read more

Water mammal feeds infants McDonald's

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In my ongoing quest to get the the bottom of the swine flu, I came across this…oh. That’s a human. Well then. This..human, really?…human mother is feeding her 6 month old triples McDonald’s. Read more

John Mayer makes the sexy ladies groove

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John Mayer’s okay. I think he’s actually fairly talented in spite of the fact I’m not a sorority girl attempting to make you listen to songs that “get me in the mood” when you’re just trying to finger my ass. But this husky gal seems to redefine “being into a song.” This seems like a ... Read more

How to bore and excite a man

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Via Everyday People comes this comic about the relative idiocy of female body image problems. Read more