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6 types of guys that try to bag women at the bar

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I had a conversation with my buddy “The Beast” not long ago about the bar scene and the way everyone acts like an animal, especially the guys who are there to get laid. Seriously, it’s like watching a nature special about predators and their prey. If only Steve Irwin was around to do some commentary ... Read more

9 rock stars who overdosed and lived to talk about it

Courtney Love

People are always decrying rock star drug use and mourning those poor unfortunate souls who rode the contents of a needle into the great beyond – hell, the rock star drug overdose death is perhaps the most clichéd kind of death there is – but no one ever celebrates those intrepid souls who overdose and ... Read more

How to build Ikea furniture while drinking heavily

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You know how you do something stupid, tell yourself you’ll never to do it again, let a lot of time lapse and then do that stupid thing again? That’s me and Ikea. Read more

7 hurdles women want men to clear for them

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Men are kind of like Johnny Appleseed: they have the urge to roam the lands, planting their seed wherever they go. The only reason that most of us don’t do this is because we eventually end up feeling connected to a certain special someone. This woman has the power to make us go from boner-wielding ... Read more

9 famous people you didn’t know were star athletes

Elsa Hosk

Believe it or not, famous people had lives before their fame came to claim them. Some of these lives were even interesting. Indeed, not all famous people were grown in a lab (like Tila Tequila) or sent from hell to be harbingers of the coming Apocalypse (like the Kardashians.) Most of them grew up, went to school and did the same things most of us do – or try to do anyway – things like playing sports. Read more

8 ways your female friend can help you get chicks

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Besides helping you pick out clothing, giving you the chance to hone your spider-killing skills and occasionally baking you cookies there are loads of other things your platonic female friends are good for. One of the best examples is their ability to help you with your love life. Read more

6 of the most awful Super Bowl ads ever

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Making a good Super Bowl commercial is hard. It takes months, if not years, of planning and research to make people remember your company’s ad. Conversely, 30 seconds of awfulness can make people remember you too, but for all the wrong reasons. Here are seven ads which definitely fall into the latter category. Read more

10 of the worst celebrity tattoos of all-time

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Celebrities are idiots. This is proven every time Mel Gibson starts ranting and raving or any time Lindsay Lohan walks out of a store with a “borrowed” necklace or any time Charlie Sheen does, well, anything really. Read more

Your 31 favorite women of January

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As we do every month, we take time today to review which ladies were your favorites for the most recently completed month of the calendar. And as is also always the case we have one lovely lady for each day of the month (though technically we have 32 this month). Read more

7 interesting foods that taste like other foods

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There’s a saying often uttered by people who adhere to a healthy-diet lifestyle. “If your great-grandmother wouldn’t recognize it as food, don’t eat it.” To those people I say, “My great-grandmother ate dirt in Italy.” Read more

First Day on the Internet Kid, a New Meme to Know

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Every day thousands, if not millions, of people get on this ride we call the Internet for the very first time. Let’s sit back and celebrate that by doing what it is us grizzled veterans do best… Make fun of them. Read more