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The 6 most problematic Barbie situations in history
I’m a guy but I think Barbie’s pretty awesome. Blond hair, doesn’t need to eat, nice boobs, she seems like a great deal. But having been around penetrating girls’ sanity for like a century, Mattel has made some missteps with the doll. Here are the big (absurd) ones.
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The 11 most inept TV heroes of all time
Let’s face it: television is far from a great breeding ground for intelligence. For every smart, sophisticated and erudite TV character, there are at least a dozen dumb, stupid and drooling buffoons created to annoy them. This is for good reason -– as laughing at fictional imbeciles is much more fun than watching a TV character adeptly maneuvering through life
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Your 100 favorite women of 2010
Phew! What a year! How are we ever going to top 2010? From porn stars offering sexual favors for World Cup victories to the sexy fans that watched said event, from hot celebs in bikinis to Miss USA hanging out with
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The 8 worst real life jobs of video game characters
The life of a video game character is pretty glamorous. But much like superheroes, they have to keep day jobs too. And some of them blow. Hard. Here are eight of the worst.
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The 7 least trustworthy food mascots
A study in the UK released said that some beloved food mascots such as Tony the Tiger and Coco the Monkey are contributing to children's obesity. But they're not the only mascots who seem capable of misdeeds.
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8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star
There is a very substantial list of reasons why dating a porn actress would possibly be one of the most awesome things to happen in your life. For starters, you can get that "My other ride is a porn star" bumper sticker you always wanted to slap on your Jetta! Yet I still feel like doing so would be a burden on your sanity.
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9 amazing British TV shows American men need to watch
Are you all caught up on Dexter? Impatiently waiting for the new season of Mad Men to roll around? Tired of re-watching reruns of The Simpsons? Well, if you’re searching for a new TV show to get into, then it might be a good idea to seek out some
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10 celebrities that could be serial killers
I am about to present to you 10 celebrities that could be serial killers. This is all in good fun. Well, fun for us. But if the celebs can’t take the joke, it just adds credence to my theories. But this is all parody and fantasy. The Guyism legal
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7 things magazines teach women about men
Women's magazines continue to be wonderful publications full of great tips, provocative articles, and made-up sex positions that could cripple the most flexible woman. Their articles about dealing with men, written by a seventh grade girl with raging hormones, dispense phenomenal advice for how to snag a man, satisfy him in bed, and make him fall in love with you. And by phenomenal I mean, what are they talking about?
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Seinfeld’s 10 best sports moments
For a show that was supposed to be about nothing, Seinfeld sure had plenty of sports episodes. Golf, tennis, baseball and hockey were all used for episodes that centered around sports. Here are 10 of the best Seinfeld sports moments.
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7 awful, but possibly awesome, date ideas
You could go to the movies or dinner. Or, you could risk your relationship with the woman you’re drooling over with one of these dates. Depending on the chick, these experiences have potential to be more than fun. They can build a bond that no horror flick or candle-lit
