ABC won’t press charges against Chris Brown
“That’s especially good news for CB — because he’s currently on probation for beating up Rihanna … and could have faced prison time if the judge violated his probation on grounds he committed vandalism.”

Brown will still appear on Dancing With The Stars
“Despite Chris Brown’s backstage outburst at the Good Morning America studios on Tuesday … the singer still will appear on another ABC show next week.”

Actress Elizabeth Taylor died at age 79
“Though she had recently suffered a number of complications, her condition had stabilized and it was hoped that she would be able to return home. Sadly, this was not to be.”

Paris Hilton hates black people
“We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.”

Meet Charlie Sheen’s new Goddess, Megan Levant (PHOTOS)
“She reportedly met Charlie at the Playboy Mansion a while back, and has established herself as quite the party girl in the Hollywood scene…”

What the hell happened to Fergie’s face?
“A cosmetic surgeon breaks down what work the Black Eyed Peas front woman could have had done to her mug.”

Christina Aguilera has joined Twitter
As of Wednesday morning, the @TheRealXtina had accumulated more than 42,000 followers on the social networking site.

Justin Bieber, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj to release a Japan aid album
“While the entire lineup isn’t finalized just yet, U2 and Bon Jovi and Lady Gaga are all said to be in talks to contribute.”

Lindsay Lohan visits seven night clubs in four days
“A prosecutor could very well collect evidence that Lohan’s been frequenting these places as grounds for a probation violation or having her bail revoked, which could lead to jail time.’

Selena Gomez planning a Britney Spears tribute for her tour
“The tribute will look to the past and to the future in terms of Spears’ discography, Gomez teased.”

The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards took place last night. Did you watch? I usually watch it just to see what chicks are in attendance and what they are wearing or in some cases, not wearing. Luckily for you, I have this Web site to share what I saw. And share I shall do. I found it amazing how many of these ladies with absolutely zero ties to music were checking out the festivities. Here’s a little sampling of who strolled the red carpet last night (in order below): Marisa Miller, Lauren Sanchez (WOW), Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (OW), Kristine Elezaj, Jennifer Nettles, Lea Michele, Lady Gaga, Olivia Munn, Carrie Ann Inaba, Giuliana Rancic, Shaila Durcal, Tierney Sutton, Taylor Swift (who couldn’t carry a note last night despite winning Album of the Year), Colbie Caillat, Heidi Klum (CLEAVY!), Hayley Williams, Stacy Ferguson, Katy Perry, Melody Thornton, Hillary Scott (not the porn star), Shaun Robinson, Liv Jones, Chantel Christie, Paloma, Miley Cyrus, Tia Carrere, Carrie Underwood, Rihanna, Britney Spears (MOO), Nicole Kidman, Ke$ha, Ciara, Kristen Bell, and Beyonce. Amazingly Olivia Wilde wasn’t there. (UPDATE: Added some Kaley Cuoco pics I just ran into… so hot. Bottom of the page.)

As is the custom each year around this time, dozens of self-important people called ‘actors’ got together to celebrate their own greatness (several times, actually). Kind of like me an my buddies do at the 7-11 every Friday night. Unlike us though, they have a name for their event: The Golden Globe Awards. And being that it’s a swanky affair, a whole flock of sexy babes were there. In order below: Lisa Edelstein, Jennifer Aniston, Marion Cotillard, Jennifer Garner, Olivia Wilde, January Jones, Sandra Bullock, Jenna Fischer, Leona Lewis, Emily Blunt, Jayma Mays, Kate Hudson (looking quite pissed off), Jennifer Morrison, Diane Kruger, Stacy Ferguson, Christina Hendricks, Eva LaRue, Kristen Bell, Lea Michele, Jessalyn Gilsig, Ginnifer Goodwin, Perrey Reeves, Sofia Vergara, Maria Menounos, Lauren Graham, Rose Byrne, Vanessa Minnillo, Anna Kendrick, Anna Paquin, Drew Barrymore, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Heather Graham, Penelope Cruz, Julie Benz, Zoe Saldana, Julia Roberts, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Jane Krakowski, Heidi Klum, Jaime Pressly, Cameron Diaz, Courteney Cox, Nicole Kidman, Julianne Moore, Julianna Margulies, Christina Aguilera, and Mariah Carey.

So for those of you who don’t like football, the next best thing on TV last night was the American Music Awards. Not for the musical performances or the awards that were given out, but for the simple mass of sexy humanity that was in attendance. I watched football. myself, but I kept tabs on the babes that patrolled the red carpet just for you, because I knew you’d want a full report. Those in attendance included (in order below): Shakira, Nicole Kidman, Demi Lovato, Alicia Keys, Kristen Bell, Carrie Underwood, Leona Lewis, Selena Gomez, Sofia Vergara, Madeline Zima, Fergie, and Rihanna. Also included at the end of this post is J-Lo’s performance in which she tries to play it off like she didn’t just totally fall on her asstrying to some slick move (with stellar commentary – thanks, ONTD!)

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As every male is probably aware by now The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night. Alas we have to wait til December 1 to see it on TV. However, YOU don’t have to wait to see what it all looked like as we have over 130 pics right here to help you with the wait. We’ve got all the main supermodels you want to see: Marisa (and her $3 million bra), Miranda, Alessandra, Heidi, Doutzen, Candice, Ana and even Maryna Linchuk. We’ve got show pics and after party pics. And we’ve even got a few shots of hot babes in attendance that weren’t models. Yep… it’s going to be a good day. (P.S. If I run across any more pics today I will be adding them to this gallery so check back! UPDATE: Added more pics. OVER 150 PHOTOS NOW!)

And if that’s not enough, check out more pics from the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show!!

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2) Uh, baby got back

3) Half-naked women

4) This lessens the odds of promoters trying to book hometown product T-Baby with her infamous single “Its so cold in the D”

5) Speaking of cold, and I’m not trying to sound perverted here…ok fine, I will….Scantily clad women in the outdoors in temperatures in the 40s or 50s…uh yea, nerky pipples.

Who’s comin with me?

Fergie in a bikini (on205th)
Hottest Girls of the Big East (Busted Coverage)
UK’s Erin Andrews-esque reporter, Charlotte Jackson, broke her nose jet-skiing (Observation Bubble)
Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto: Secretly Married? (Gravy and Biscuits)
Boy Marries Dog To Prevent Tiger Attacks (YepYep)
1980′s : The Golden Age of Wrestling (Gunaxin)
Getting Our Drink On: New Belgium’s Mighty Arrow Pale Ale (Sharapova’s Thigh)
Happy Birthday Reon Kadena! (MoonDog Sports)
Hayden Christensen ruined Star Wars, Hot chicks don’t care (Brahsome)
It’s another Dear Illuminati (9 to Fried)
Build your Fender rock star rec room (The Bachelor Guy)
Pamela Anderson Strutting Her Stuff On The Cougarwalk (The Beer Goggler)

Unfortunately the future doesn’t look too bright for ole Fergs as while she appears pretty good here, and her funbags are spectacular, she is married now and the fact that she looks to be only a few burgers shy of blimping out, well, we know what marriage does to most women, right guys? In other words, enjoy these pics as they may be the last you see of her here.

More sexy Fergie stuff here.

Fergie gets a lot of crap on many of the other celebrity sites, but I think she’s perfectly awesome. She has big boobs and a vagina that functions (perhaps too well since she peed on herself a while back) and I think that buys you a certain cache to do whatever the f and still be perceived as relatively cool. Seriously, I think if Hitler were a smoking hot chick with a big rack, we’d probably all be goose stepping our way around town yucking it up about how Jews are inferior in every way. Or we’d be exterminated. Either way, with Chick Hitler’s killer rack, we could all be content.