Somewhere between Toddlers and Tiaras and WorldStarHipHop is this video in which a couple of little girls have a fight at a dance recital. It’s adorable and terrible!

I’m happy for the little girl that she didn’t back down in spite of a big size differential but, ]]>

Somewhere between Toddlers and Tiaras and WorldStarHipHop is this video in which a couple of little girls have a fight at a dance recital. It’s adorable and terrible!

I’m happy for the little girl that she didn’t back down in spite of a big size differential but, man, she’s already shaping up to be a problem. Is it possible for someone to be a prodigy at a career in reality TV? If so, I’m putting all my money on Petulant Little Girl stock futures.

When clicking a video sent to us that said “Girl fight in bikinis,” I expected a lot of things. What I did not expect is one girl to actually be sort of competent. MMA enthusiasts will want to see this.

With that ground and pound, it seems obvious to me ]]>

With that ground and pound, it seems obvious to me that t-shirt girl was put in there against a ringer to take her down a peg for her arrogant, t-shirt wearing ways. That was probably the most vicious hand to hand combat conducted by someone who regularly wears women’s clothing since the hey day of Oscar De La Hoya.

What is it about pancakes and multiculturalism that bring our the worst in people? This brawl at an IHOP in an undisclosed location, primarily featuring women, is just unrelenting.

It’s nice to see Asian people getting into the pointless food fight establishment game. After Jeremy Lin’s ascent to a global ]]>

What is it about pancakes and multiculturalism that bring our the worst in people? This brawl at an IHOP in an undisclosed location, primarily featuring women, is just unrelenting.

It’s nice to see Asian people getting into the pointless food fight establishment game. After Jeremy Lin’s ascent to a global athletic icon, it’s about time they sought out other challenges. And that challenge is ignoring the temptations of a Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘n’ Fruity to start meaningless altercations with people who probably didn’t do anything in the first place. Works for me.

A couple of college kids (seemingly LAX dudes based on the gloves?) trade blows in a dorm room. One guy taunts the other and ends up eating a fistful of justice. Hands down the most douchetastic fight you’ll see today.

This is all Michael Jordan’s fault. He ]]>

A couple of college kids (seemingly LAX dudes based on the gloves?) trade blows in a dorm room. One guy taunts the other and ends up eating a fistful of justice. Hands down the most douchetastic fight you’ll see today.

This is all Michael Jordan’s fault. He convinced society you could wag your tongue around and then there’d be some correlation to greatness. But an ability to throw caution to the wind with your tastebud carrying appendage doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re going to succeed or be even remotely good at anything.

Conversely, there is no established correlation between Blink 182 shirts and failure that I’m aware of. But let’s just say I’m not exactly surprised.

The Internet has finally found the hero it’s long needed. The hero is being called Snackman after being captured in a video on NYC’s 6 train breaking up a fight while leisurely enjoying some chips. It’s quite a sight to behold.

Snackman’s heroism aside (and really, it’s ]]>

The Internet has finally found the hero it’s long needed. The hero is being called Snackman after being captured in a video on NYC’s 6 train breaking up a fight while leisurely enjoying some chips. It’s quite a sight to behold.

Snackman’s heroism aside (and really, it’s incredibly difficult to put it aside even for a second), I hate that woman so much. According to the YouTube description, she got up from her seat next to the person filming the video, accused the random dude by the door of following her, then started wailing on him. And then that other lady comes in, trying to make it look like it’s the guy’s fault.

Really, this is why you’ve got to respect Snackman other than his unwavering quest for snacks…he doesn’t take sides. He just snacks away, saving lives and probably loudly crunching on things. Thank you, Snackman. Thank you.

Looking for a way to spice up your physical altercations on a dirt road? You might want to take some inspiration from this dude. Keep your eyes peeled for greatness.

I don’t care about this guy’s form, execution or whatever. He should be our next great action star. Or ]]>

Looking for a way to spice up your physical altercations on a dirt road? You might want to take some inspiration from this dude. Keep your eyes peeled for greatness.

I don’t care about this guy’s form, execution or whatever. He should be our next great action star. Or at least our next mediocre WWE Superstar. Well, actually, I guess that takes years of training. Is Battledome still around? He can do that. T-Money, Kuda, and the gang won’t know what hit them.

Forget about everything you’ve thought about Sbarro’s. No pizza goats, no good times for the whole family. No sir, just cold meatballs and violence (accompanied by hilarious commentary).

Getting your ass beat in a Sbarro’s in the ethnic food capital of Nashville, Tenn. is probably not an expected ]]>

Forget about everything you’ve thought about Sbarro’s. No pizza goats, no good times for the whole family. No sir, just cold meatballs and violence (accompanied by hilarious commentary).

Getting your ass beat in a Sbarro’s in the ethnic food capital of Nashville, Tenn. is probably not an expected outcome for even the most degenerate of human beings. Perhaps eating a slice of pizza that tastes like Ragu on a piece of cardboard with gum stuck on it is the new “wearing a hoodie.”

This YouTube upload of this video claims to be from after a high school all-star game in Edgewater, Fla. In it, a massive brawl breaks out and then the guys filming it promote their Twitter accounts. It’s surreal.

At first I was horrified that the guys filming this saw it ]]>

This YouTube upload of this video claims to be from after a high school all-star game in Edgewater, Fla. In it, a massive brawl breaks out and then the guys filming it promote their Twitter accounts. It’s surreal.

At first I was horrified that the guys filming this saw it as an opportunity to promote themselves on Twitter. Then I saw that they also enjoy washing down a gang-style beatdown with a cool glass of orange juice. Me and you, Twitter-promoting amateur journalists. We’re not so different.

This fight over benches outside a restaurant on the beaches of the Indian state of Goa includes some white trash-y Indian people, punches thrown, a donkey, and someone being scared away by a large stick. Just watch.

Theodore Roosevelt would be so proud. When he first came up with ]]>

This fight over benches outside a restaurant on the beaches of the Indian state of Goa includes some white trash-y Indian people, punches thrown, a donkey, and someone being scared away by a large stick. Just watch.

Theodore Roosevelt would be so proud. When he first came up with his phrase, “Speak softly and carry a big stick,” the initial draft included a second part of the sentence, “And beat poor people with it.” Unfortunately, his political team shot it down during the brainstorming session.

Glad to see his actual ideals still live on in the form of a bus boy at an Indian beach restaurant…precisely where Roosevelt would have wanted it.

This clip looks like a Tyler Perry movie I’d never watch but apparently, it’s legit. The premise: a fight with a big woman taking down a frail, pretty boy-ish guy with a weak pimphand. And it’s filmed like an artsy Vimeo film. I don’t know what to believe.

Allegedly, ]]>

This clip looks like a Tyler Perry movie I’d never watch but apparently, it’s legit. The premise: a fight with a big woman taking down a frail, pretty boy-ish guy with a weak pimphand. And it’s filmed like an artsy Vimeo film. I don’t know what to believe.

Allegedly, the fight began when the slim gentleman slapped the big and beautiful gal whom I’d never cross, leading to her reaction.

Either way, they’re all a little too proud of themselves. I’m really glad that this beast of a woman stood up for herself — no woman should get slapped — but let’s not act like you’re striking a chord for women’s rights when your morbid obesity allows you to pin down a frail guy with a gangsta complex. And this guy is no better…hitting a chick, then threatening her by saying, “I’ll call my brother!” What are you, a five year old? It’d be a bigger threat to this woman to say you’re going to go to Washington D.C. and become a lobbyist against trans fat.

There are no winners here.

The Most Emasculating Fight in The History of Man [BroBible]

Gambling, alcohol, and New Jersey combining for women behaving like animals? I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you! But that’s exactly what happens in this video captured at Atlantic City’s Tropicana casino in the Jers. Warning: Might be NSFWish due to mild wardrobe malfunctions.

Not even trying to be racist, ]]>

Gambling, alcohol, and New Jersey combining for women behaving like animals? I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you! But that’s exactly what happens in this video captured at Atlantic City’s Tropicana casino in the Jers. Warning: Might be NSFWish due to mild wardrobe malfunctions.

Not even trying to be racist, but at the beginning, I was so excited to be like, “Here we go, a cat fight video with no black girls!” Only to have that light-skinned black girl in the pink dress come flying across the screen to get the altercation going. So much racial progress eroded in one minute of hair-pulling. One day, girls. One day.

According to the YouTube uploader, this video contains, “Black on Black Crime, there’s diffidently (sic) more involved.” With a description like that, how can you not watch?

You know this video felt like to me? Every scene in a movie or TV show where someone ends up getting too ]]>

According to the YouTube uploader, this video contains, “Black on Black Crime, there’s diffidently (sic) more involved.” With a description like that, how can you not watch?

You know this video felt like to me? Every scene in a movie or TV show where someone ends up getting too drunk or high at a party and then ends up sliding down a slippery slope of trauma in their life. Then they threw in that enormously fat girl swinging her undoubtedly-diabetic arm to hit another girl with her purse up against the wall and I felt like that was mashed up with footage of When Animals Attack. Point being: This was an emotional roller coaster New Orleans hasn’t experienced since the levies fell.

Add this to the growing number of fan incidents at Oakland Raiders games this season. Last week, we had chubby lady in bikini brawling and today, we have one of the nastiest sucker punches you’ll ever see.

Watch as one fan waits for a guy ]]>

Add this to the growing number of fan incidents at Oakland Raiders games this season. Last week, we had chubby lady in bikini brawling and today, we have one of the nastiest sucker punches you’ll ever see.

Watch as one fan waits for a guy to turn his back before delivering a vicious blow to the back of the head.

Perhaps emboldened by this weekend’s Floyd Mayweather fight, this clip that seems like it’s heading towards a good old fashioned hood girl brawl until some dude throws a cheapshot Falcon Punch at a girl, leading to a beatdown. Watch and weep for society.

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Perhaps emboldened by this weekend’s Floyd Mayweather fight, this clip that seems like it’s heading towards a good old fashioned hood girl brawl until some dude throws a cheapshot Falcon Punch at a girl, leading to a beatdown. Watch and weep for society.

I’m horrified. I guess you can’t be shocked when something like this happens in a dodgy area of Baltimore. We all saw The Wire so I think we all completely understand the intricate workings of ghetto life in that region. But cheapshotting a girl like that? No class.

Plus, to do it in front of a place with a neon sign declaring that you can get waxed without an appointment is just low. Locations in which women get their genitals painfully stripped of all hairs for our enjoyment should be places for celebration, not violence.

Initial reports of this incident made a guy in a Spongebob costume seem like the bad guy. But now, thanks to TMZ, we see what really happened when Spongebob had a “brief incident with two women.” A man in the Spongebob Squarepants costume was arrested outside Grauman’s Chinese Theatre after ]]>

Initial reports of this incident made a guy in a Spongebob costume seem like the bad guy. But now, thanks to TMZ, we see what really happened when Spongebob had a “brief incident with two women.”

A tragic day in American history. Photo Credit: LA Times

According to one witness [UPDATE: And the video from TMZ, below], the two women harassing the man in the Spongebob costume were tourists.

There have been many incidents involving unlicensed characters posing for pictures in the Grauman’s Chinese area as well as Times Square, specifically related to the characters charing for photographs with them. Los Angeles allows the street characters to accept tips but not to demand a fee for a picture with them.

Here’s the TMZ video:

Honestly, I feel bad for the Spongebob guy (and am a bit ashamed that this girl was wearing a USC sweatshirt during the altercation…that is not a sterling example of our Trojan family). Not only does he have to stand in a smelly, disgusting suit all day to pose for pictures and make joyous body language for the amusement of tourists, he also has to probably put up with stuff like this all the time. I don’t blame him for getting a little feisty with these obnoxious women yelling at him to take off the costume for no particular reason. Spongebob has rights, too. He may not have a high school diploma, any marketable skills, or even the ability to make a decent Krabby Patty, but he has rights.

RIP Childhood of the Day [The Daily What]

Ah, the dangers of supporting one’s team on the road. Here we have a loud-mouthed Minnesota Vikings fan not endearing himself to the people around him. In comes big tough guy with a terrible mustache and a Vincent Jackson uniform to shut him up.

Surely ]]>

Ah, the dangers of supporting one’s team on the road. Here we have a loud-mouthed Minnesota Vikings fan not endearing himself to the people around him. In comes big tough guy with a terrible mustache and a Vincent Jackson uniform to shut him up.

Surely this occurred sometime in the first half when the Vikings had the Chargers on the ropes. That’s the only explanation as the man in the #31 jersey is so caught up talking smack that he doesn’t realize his friend took a wicked left hook to the chops.

By the way, Ms. Adrian Peterson, nice legs.

I expect a certain degree of sophistication from my multi-girl hood street fights. But this one in which a group of girls go to blows while one girl’s baby sits waiting in their car leaves a lot to be desired.

The description from YouTube uploader ]]>

I expect a certain degree of sophistication from my multi-girl hood street fights. But this one in which a group of girls go to blows while one girl’s baby sits waiting in their car leaves a lot to be desired.

The description from YouTube uploader “sewerzdarapper” also made me laugh quite a bit,

i waz smokin a blunt and this shit popped off

I think we can all relate.

Either way, I get that a lot of the drivers behind this parentally-and-socially misguided altercation have places to go, but how do you drive away from this? I’d be more inclined to run into a local store and get popcorn than I would be to go, “Well, I’d love to see more of this societal failure, but I’ve got places to be!” There could be an appointment at the 2011 Awesomely Sloppy Blow Job Festival waiting for me and I’d be inclined to just watch these stupid girls and see where the day takes me.

In the annals of street altercation videos, drunk bums and disabled people are probably one of the top participants (drunk white girls would obviously be the favorite in any tournament).

Backing the disabled dude is clearly the “feel-good” selection here. I’m not exactly enamored with ]]>

In the annals of street altercation videos, drunk bums and disabled people are probably one of the top participants (drunk white girls would obviously be the favorite in any tournament).

Backing the disabled dude is clearly the “feel-good” selection here. I’m not exactly enamored with the drunk bum’s abilities in executing on a fight game plan, but his mobility advantage seems tough.

Either way, I’d really be rooting for the disabled guy. Rarely are there times that I can cheer for someone to shove an object in another person’s rectum without bad feelings. Have you tried masturbating to the “ass to ass” scene in Requiem for a Dream? It’s no easy feat, I’ll tell you that.

Football is a game that can run high on emotions. And apparently, that notion holds true even when it’s a bunch of girls playing it in t-shirts and soccer shorts. In this clip, two brawls break out during a girl football game and they pull no punches. Weaves? Yes. Punches, ]]>

Football is a game that can run high on emotions. And apparently, that notion holds true even when it’s a bunch of girls playing it in t-shirts and soccer shorts. In this clip, two brawls break out during a girl football game and they pull no punches. Weaves? Yes. Punches, no.

That was a fairly intense situation.

For the record, the moment that happens with the black girl violently beating that pretty little blonde girl at about 0:29 is EXACTLY what would have happened if Bring It On! happened in real life. Sure, we’d like to think our racial differences can be solved with strategic usage of splits and basket catches, but odds are they’d end up in one beautiful, overmatched explosion of punches to a white girl’s face and chest. Racial harmony, y’all.