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VIDEO: The most rugged bodega fight you’ll ever see

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VIDEO: The most rugged bodega fight you’ll ever see

Oh bodegas, you home of heightened emotions and Tropical Fantasy-fueled tempers. In this video, two men get into a fight in a New York bodega over reasons that are unclear to me. Things get a little wild.

Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day

Children's birthdays are typically sunny affairs designed just to provide a nice memory for a child. But maybe birthdays aren't the right call for every family as one Ohio gathering of 150 people for a three-year-old's birthday ended in a 75-person brawl.

VIDEO: Wedding pictures turn into fight between photographers

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VIDEO: Wedding pictures turn into fight between photographers

Weddings are supposed to be the happiest moment in a couple’s life (presumably before a lifetime of sadness and no sex, if “Everybody Loves Raymond” hasn’t led me astray). So it’s not particularly fun to see that couple’s day ruined. Unless it involves a fight between

Old white guy knocks out black guy on an Oakland bus

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Old white guy knocks out black guy on an Oakland bus

Premise: A loud-mouthed ghetto guy starts verbally sparring with a white guy claiming to be 67-years-old. The old white guy tries to move away, not wanting things to escalate with the black guy. They continue exchanging words and...well, as Al Michaels once said, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

Black lady versus Chinese lady in Chinatown bus fight

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Black lady versus Chinese lady in Chinatown bus fight

There are few things better in life than two people whom you wouldn't expect in a fight getting into a fight in a public place. This is one of those situations when a black woman on a Chinatown bus in San Francisco gets into an altercation with a Chinese lady. Prepare for fireworks.

YANKEES FAN GETS THE BEAT DOWN

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YANKEES FAN GETS THE BEAT DOWN

Let’s just hope these two teams don’t meet in the playoffs. I fear for some of these peoples lives.

Watch this clip over at Busted Coverage of a Yankees fan getting beat down by at least 4/5 guys.

You stay classy Boston.

PATRICK SWAYZE’S 5 BEST MOVIE FIGHTS

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PATRICK SWAYZE’S 5 BEST MOVIE FIGHTS

Even in the late stages of Patrick Swayze’s life, he was a fighter. Given only several months to live, Swayze lasted more than a year a half with the very deadly pancreatic cancer.

So in honor of Swayze and the fighter that he was, Guyism brings you

Patrick Swayze’s

This is some lovers' quarrel

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This is some lovers' quarrel

Or is it “lover’s quarrel”? I don’t know offhand, but either way, I can’t imagine that this little fracas in the street began in any sort of innocent way.

The dangers of thuggin'

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The dangers of thuggin'

I don't start fights, I merely travel the world preaching about the merits of the ancient martial arts until trouble finds me, since someone has to do it due to David Carradine's untimely masturbatory passing. And here's why you don't go around looking for fights.

So they don't all know karate

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So they don't all know karate

So due to my racism, I was pretty sure all Asian dudes knew at least one type of martial arts. But this video of a bike messenger getting into a fight with an old Asian dude may prove otherwise.

Hmm, then again, perhaps it’s because it was a Kryptonite