Fireworks December 14, 2009

Yet another reason why fireworks are illegal in most states

Apparently in Minnesota you can buy fireworks in a Target. While this might appeal to your American instinct to blow things up and stare at pretty colors, it might be less cool than it sounds. At least if this one brand of fireworks delivers on what its name promises.

Fireworks July 14, 2009

What I will be doing the next 4th of July…

Next year rather than just shooting fireworks at my elderly neighbors like I did this year I think I will rig up one of these R/C planes the way these guys did and just dive bomb them with a wide and spectacular array of bottle rockets…

Fireworks June 30, 2009

Fireworks safety is important

I guess technically this isn’t irony, but there’s something very fitting about a reporter doing a story on fireworks safety and accidentally shooting her cameraman in the face.

I’m kind of surprised there isn’t more innovation in the field of fireworks though. I mean it’s pretty much been the

Fireworks September 8, 2008

SLANDER THE ETHNICS MONDAY: Greek people are dumb

Okay so this probably won’t be a recurring feature, but dare to dream. Check out this video of how some Greeks celebrate Easter. Spoiler: They’re idiots.

Not pictured in the celebration: The winner gets sodomy. I’m not going to lie, that’s like all I know about Greece…gyros, sodomy, and

Fireworks August 20, 2008

Bottle rocket nut shot

As the person who posted this says, “When your bottle rocket doesnt go off as planned make sure when you inspect it you point the exploding part away from your nuts.”

Excellent advice, indeed.

Fireworks July 4, 2008

FIREWORKS!

What’s the 4th of July without a little fireworks?

Happy Birthday, America.