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‘Serial pooper’ arrested in Florida after long search

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Police were on the hunt for a man who allegedly left feces several times outside a local school in Ocala, Fla. and now, they’ve found him. Our long national nightmare is over. Read more

Woman misinterprets sign language as gang signs, leading to four people’s stabbings

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The world's hairiest wrist helps illustrate a sign language gesture.

Whatever deaf advocacy groups there are out there will not be pleased when hearing this story that claims a woman stabbed four people after mistaking deaf men communicating via sign language for gang signs. Read more

Florida finally bans baggy pants. Oh, and bestiality

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Florida, always the conscience of America, is known for its progressive nature on everything society cares most about. So, thankfully, they have a bill pending banning baggy pants and, oh yeah, bestiality. Glad they got around to that. Read more

Woman arrested after buying hooker for 80-year-old dad

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Apparently one Tampa woman’s calendar was off since she spent Easter weekend giving her elderly dad the best Father’s Day gift ever. Read more

Friendly reminder from the skies: FSU flies banner at UF spring football game

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We’re not even close to the start of college football season and already, in-state rivals are at each other’s throats. This one comes courtesy of those dastardly Seminoles who flew a banner over Florida’s campus during their spring football game Saturday. Read more

Sports by the numbers: 3/25/11

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Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. Read more

VIDEO: Florida players, coach asked about honor code and premarital sex

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Florida Gators head coach Billy Donovan thought a press conference about his team’s Sweet 16 showdown with BYU would be about basketball. You know, the x’s and o’s, how they would defend Jimmer Fredette, rebounding, shooting, etc…But no, those kinds of questions would make entirely too much sense Read more

Frustrated married woman arrested after taking off all her clothes at bar

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Batcher looking awfully smug for someone people did not want to see topless

Marriage doesn’t necessarily go well for some people. While many of those who feel frustrated by marriage file for divorce or push it all inside, some act like Traci Batcher and get naked in a Sarasota, FL bar. We all cope in different ways. Read more

Ask Gabe – Your style quandaries solved

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LL Bean Signature Gingham Poplin Shirt

Just because you’re on the road to a finer sartorial future, doesn’t mean you have to be on it alone. Feel free to send me whatever questions you have. I’m here to help. First question comes from JT of Florida! Read more

How to punish your kids for their inevitably crappy grades

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True story: the four dudes that lived in my freshman dorm suite combined for a 2.5 GPA. (Yes, like added together, that’s what we got.) And that was after one guy made a 1.5 no less. If my father had heard of the idea way back in 1999, he no doubt would have done the ... Read more

Inmate hid over 30 items in his rectum, according to jail

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Just imagine how much he could have stored with a female condom.

A homeless man being brought before a judge: Not unusual. The homeless man having 30 items stored in his anus during his court date? That’s where things get special. Read more