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Russian caviar eating contest attempts to be classy, fails

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Russian caviar eating contest attempts to be classy, fails

It’s not the type of food in most eating contests that makes the competition so inherently disgusting. It’s the act of gorging yourself for the amusement of others. This $70,000 caviar eating competition in Russia helps illustrate that point.

Pizza Hut introduces hot dog stuffed crust pizza

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Pizza Hut introduces hot dog stuffed crust pizza

Whether it’s Neapolitan, deep dish, or Brazlilian, I love pizza. I have even been known to order Domino’s regardless of the fact that I’m surrounded by some of America’s best. So let’s just say Pizza Hut’s new hot dog stuffed crust pizza has piqued my interest.

Frat boy takes a bite out of a cactus

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Frat boy takes a bite out of a cactus

I’ve done plenty of fratty stuff in my day, but I’ve never taken a bite out of a cactus. That’s the glory of spring break though; you never know what moronic idea is going to pop into your head. If you’re jealous of this guy’s lunch, I’ve been to

Korean ‘Rape’ vegetables is probably a bad translation

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Korean ‘Rape’ vegetables is probably a bad translation

I’m going to assume this photo we had sent to us from South Korea introducing the Korean “Rape” brand of vegetables is probably just a mistranslation. Unless vegetables have gained autonomy and a penchant for violence. Then may God help us all.

Kid tells the truth about donuts in school essay

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Kid tells the truth about donuts in school essay

A lot of people love a good doughnut, myself included. But this 12-year-old kid has a particular disdain for plain donuts and, for some reason, articulated it in an essay. Here it is.

Newspaper food review of new Olive Garden is amazing

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Newspaper food review of new Olive Garden is amazing

Marilyn Hagerty is just an older gal in North Dakota sampling the finest new eatery in the Northern Valley area. It just so happens to be an Olive Garden. And her thorough review turned out to be unwittingly hilarious.