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Beef jerky
Via Explosm comes an important lesson about how to keep people from judging you.
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A BUFFALO WING SHORTAGE FOR THE SUPER BOWL?
As a fat man, you look forward to certain eating events in your lifetime. The days you are able to hit up Pizza Hut buffets, the rare times you can convince your girlfriend to go to Ponderosa, eating a half-sheet of ice cream cake for your bday, etc, etc…
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Chicken nuggets are traumatic
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver went to a high school and taught kids what actually goes into their favorite food “chicken nuggets”. Note the horror on the kids’ faces.
The only way that these chicken nuggets could have come out less delicious is if Jamie Oliver took his pants down
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Quote of the Day
A couple who got engaged on New Year's Eve decided to get married this past Friday. That may seem pretty fast planning-wise until you realize that they got married at a Taco Bell. Classy! Wedding bells meant Taco Bell for Paul and Caragh Brooks. Customers inside the fast-food restaurant
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Teenage California KFC employees strip down and bathe in sink
This story would be sexy if A) It weren’t KFC and B) The girls didn’t look exactly like the type of girls you’d expect to work at a KFC in a white trash area of California. Oh well.
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How hot dogs are made
For you, dear reader, I aim to educate as much as I do to entertain. Hot dogs are a huge part of America’s culture and now you can learn how they’re made! And try not to vomit on your shoes!
I really like hot dogs. In fact, when I
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Yay delicious meat made from little boys
I love a good cold cut as much as the next guy, but I’ve been finding them to be a bit lacking lately. Fortunately, here’s a way that can really kick the taste up a notch…FRESH HUMAN BOY MEAT.
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Angelina Jolie and Hot Pockets are sitting in a tree
When she was pregnant, Angelina Jolie was apparently extremely gay for Hot Pockets. Which is ironic because her adopted kids tend to have a stomach the size of one.
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The 7 most completely bizarre McDonald's commercials
After seeing that video yesterday where a man punched a teenage girl in the face at a McDonald's, I got to thinking...McDonald's is pretty much as wholesome a slice of Americana as we have. Only, not so
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More disgusting food: Meet diabetes, in shake form!
This is no beef sundae, but it will do. Now, I enjoy a good shake as much as the next person, but check out the specs of this new Heath shake at
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Ambulance worker tries to cook a shrimp on heart attack victim's head
There are certain things you just can’t do, no matter how curious you are (even if you’re as curious as a cat or a monkey owned by some sort of gentleman with a disposition towards yellow outfits). Top of the list: Trying to cook food on the