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Best magic trick EVER

Magic is pretty cool to see in person, but I feel like it’s lost its luster lately. Nothing against Criss Angel, but when that’s pretty much the only known magic act around, you may need to reimagine your industry. But with stunning new acts like this, well, I’d say magic is BACK! Truly amazing. You ... Read more

Is Hillary quitting or what

In what is quickly becoming the least eventful “will she or won’t she” situation since my ex-girlfriend was contemplating an abortion days after I’d already used my Bissell vacuum to suck the fetus out in her sleep, outlets are reporting that Hillary Clinton is dropping her presidential bid. Unless she doesn’t. Hillary Rodham Clinton will ... Read more