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VIDEO: Yet another Fox News report on video games that’ll make your head explode

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To all those folks who will no doubt be upset with me bringing up how idiotic Fox News can be yet again: so long as they continue to provide fodder, they will continue be a target. One that’s impossible to deny, nor miss. Read more

Fox News Twitter hacked, claims Barack Obama was killed

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Fox News Twitter account was hacked on Monday, and claimed that President Barack Obama was assassinated. Read more

VIDEO: Fox News addresses federal funding for games in typical Fox News fashion

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As in, literally less then 5 seconds into the following clip, you will want to call/text/IM that buddy of yours who actually watches the network on a regular basis and furiously ask, “Seriously, how can you like this sh*t?!?!” Read more

VIDEO: Former senator Alan Simpson invokes “Enema Man” and “Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg”

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Former Wyoming senator and current deficit co-chairman Alan Simpson appeared on Fox News yesterday afternoon. In his appearance, the 80-year-old spoke about the disconnect between people his age and the youth and, in the process, looked like a doddering old fool. Video player, do your thing! Read more

Female Fox News anchor wonders if man was right to beat woman into coma

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As we mentioned earlier, it’s International Women’s Day. And when women are not busy making terrible logos to support the cause, they’re apparently busy saying on Twitter that a man might have been right for beating a 100 pound woman into a coma over a parking spot, like Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly. Read more

Tucker Carlson says Mike Vick should have been executed

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You know, the year just wouldn’t be complete unless a Fox News analyst delved into the sports world and made an asinine comment. This one comes courtesy of Tucker Carlson last night as he filled in on Sean Hannity’s show. His target? That evil, murderous, dog-killing Mike Vick. Read more

VIDEO: Bill O’Reilly thinks black professor “looks like a cocaine dealer”

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There are usually two funny things about subtle racism…a person either realizing their error and trying to cover it up or, in the case of Bill O’Reilly in this video, powering through as though he said nothing wrong to Columbia professor Marc Lamont Hill as he said he “kind of look[s] like” a cocaine dealer. Read more

Glenn Beck can’t stop laughing at “Weiner’s”

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You don’t have to be staunchly anti-Weiner, but I expect a professional “journalist” to be able to get through a segment without laughing at a term that only 7-year-olds find funny. Read more

5’8, 132-lb Hooters waitress on probation for her weight

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DRAMA AT THE HOME OF WINGS AND BOSOMS! A Detroit area Hooters waitress, 20 year-old Cassie Smith, is claiming that she was put on “weight probation.” As you can see from her body, pictured below, this is a wee bit perplexing. Read more

Fox News asks all the probing questions

It’s become very fashionable to beat on Fox News and act like anyone who watches it is a complete rube, but that seems like a harsh character judgment. But then you see a poll question like this asking “How often do you think about touching other people’s private parts?” on the channel and, well, suddenly ... Read more

Fox News will get you laid

Fox News is a joke of a news outlet, which is fine, because they have hot chicks like Ainsley Earnhardt. But she didn’t expect to get hit on by some dude who she’s interviewing. Here’s a Pro Tip: When attempting to flirt with a chick, especially on national TV, don’t reveal to her that you’ve ... Read more