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Tucker Carlson says Mike Vick should have been executed

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Tucker Carlson says Mike Vick should have been executed

You know, the year just wouldn't be complete unless a Fox News analyst delved into the sports world and made an asinine comment. This one comes courtesy of Tucker Carlson last night as he filled in on Sean Hannity's show. His target? That evil, murderous, dog-killing Mike Vick.

VIDEO: Bill O’Reilly thinks black professor “looks like a cocaine dealer”

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VIDEO: Bill O’Reilly thinks black professor “looks like a cocaine dealer”

There are usually two funny things about subtle racism...a person either realizing their error and trying to cover it up or, in the case of Bill O'Reilly in this video, powering through as though he said nothing wrong to Columbia professor Marc Lamont Hill as he said he "kind of look like" a cocaine

Glenn Beck can’t stop laughing at “Weiner’s”

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Glenn Beck can’t stop laughing at “Weiner’s”

You don’t have to be staunchly anti-Weiner, but I expect a professional “journalist” to be able to get through a segment without laughing at a term that only 7-year-olds find funny.

5’8, 132-lb Hooters waitress on probation for her weight

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5’8, 132-lb Hooters waitress on probation for her weight

DRAMA AT THE HOME OF WINGS AND BOSOMS! A Detroit area Hooters waitress, 20 year-old Cassie Smith, is claiming that she was put on “weight probation.” As you can see from her body, pictured below, this is a wee bit perplexing.

Fox News asks all the probing questions

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Fox News asks all the probing questions

It's become very fashionable to beat on Fox News and act like anyone who watches it is a complete rube, but that seems like a harsh character judgment. But then you see a poll question like this asking "How often do you think about touching other people's private parts?" on the channel and, well,