France

The French are employing desperate measures to get ahold of ‘Modern Warfare 3′

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6,000 copies were jacked in a high stakes robbery on Saturday, using a tactic that’s actually employed in game, i.e. the use of tear gas. Read more

French baby survives eight-floor fall out of window

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All those worries about baby proofing are apparently for nothing since if you child is anything like this French infant, he or she is more than equipped to survive a fall out of an eighth-floor window. Read more

French women use a boob flash to rob man

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How can you go wrong with a news story that involves both a creative robbery and a woman flashing her breasts? Answer: You can’t. Unless you’re the French guy who lost 300 euros after being flashed by a female robber. Read more

The ultimate guide to the sexy fans of the World Cup nations

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The World Cup is more than just a celebration of international soccer. It’s a celebration of scantily clad hot women draped in the flags of their respective countries. So to prepare you for endless round the clock soccer action in South Africa, here’s a look at some of the sexiest fans of every single World ... Read more

The G8 Summit is all about the poontang

If there’s one universal truth, it’s this: If you’re an attractive woman, no matter how far you rise, you’re always going to be fundamentally “fable” or “unfable” to the men you work with. For example, check out the eyes on European leaders Nicolas Sarkozy, of France, and Silvio Berlusconi, of Italy, juxtaposed with the ass-loving ... Read more

French road rage is intense

Exhibit 1734646 as to why women shouldn’t be allowed into cars: This French lady’s reaction to the traffic situation. So my question is…she looks healthy, no problems walking at all. So did she have the crutch lying around? Or did she steal it from a crippled person in her car? Either way, this woman has ... Read more

U.S. COMEBACK AGAINST FRANCE

Listen, I’m not a Olympics slappy. I won’t pretend to know the ins and outs of swimming or sculls or how the scoring works in the gymnastics events. What I do know though is that France sucks. They suck as a nation and they suck as a people. In fact, I’ve only met one French ... Read more