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Sex for World Series tickets? I’m in

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A few months back I was desperate to go to the Final Four Championship game….In fact, I was so desperate I considered taking a picture of myself naked, posting it on Craigslist and asking “Who wants some of this” in exchange for a ticket Shortly thereafter (at least from what they tell me in rehab), ... Read more

Somebody named their child “Just-in’love Smith”

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At first, I thought this was a joke. Receiving this tip in my email, I was sure the guy was pulling my leg.  But after a quick Google search, turns out, its true. Just-in’ Love Smith is an actual person, playing for the Siena Saints. According to his player profile on the official Siena site, ... Read more

FINDING HUMOR IN THE MICHAEL BEASLEY SITUATION

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Yes, I know…If Michael Beasley truly has a substance abuse problem or clinical depression as reports indicate, there is no humor in that… In fact, I’d feel a bit bad for him. But this quote from today’s Detroit News had me rollin on the floor…. It’s unknown if Beasley was already in rehab when the ... Read more

SOUTH AFRICAN CASTER SEMENYA MIGHT BE A MAN OR WOMAN?

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Is that a tampon in your pants or are you just happy to see me? (I’ve always wanted to say that) South African Caster Semenya, 18, is set to race in tonight’s final in Berlin after sailing through a semi-final on Monday in her first major international sporting competition. But the teenage sensation has sparked ... Read more

THE INFLATABLE PENIS STORY

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Over the weekend at the American Century Championship Tournament, a band of wild ladies at a bachelorette party got on TV with an inflatable penis…. Now, I know it seems on the outside that this story doesn’t seem that hilarious, but do yourself a favor and read her firsthand account at Busted Coverage… You won’t ... Read more

THAT’S NOT JULIE ANDREWS

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So my sister-in-law asked me to get some music for her upcoming wedding this weekend. Being a good brother, I obliged. She wanted an obscure song, Edelweiss from the Sound of Music. After a couple of minutes of digging on some websites, I believe I had located it. Oddly the format was AVI and it ... Read more

RICKEY BEING RICKEY

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Before Manny Ramirez was “crawling on his hands and knees”, there stood a man in MLB above all others. A man who spoke in the third person, a man who strutted around naked in the mirror, a man who told himself everyday that he was the greatest. That man was Rickey Henderson. And as the ... Read more

THE GREATEST FART STORY EVER TOLD

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chick farts – Watch more free videos The video was a lame attempt at warming you up for this story… I was at Bed, Bath and Beyond Sunday with my fiancee(spare me the lame gay jokes). Anyways, my morning coffee starting to feed into the depths of my bowels at an inopportune time. While the ... Read more

WHY THE GEEK SQUAD IS FULL OF MORONS!

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11 days ago I took my laptop into Best Buy. I had plugged in my adapter and the computer wasn’t charging. I looked at the adapter and thought that from all the twisting and turning that one of the wires disconnected inside. I had the laptop under warranty so I said, might as well get ... Read more

THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA

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My experience getting coffee this morning was probably more than I bargained for. An Indian couple in front of me got to the register and asked for a milk shake for their son. A milk shake at Einstein bagels? Maybe they weren’t familiar with coffee shops. To make matters worse the young man at the ... Read more

HAVE SEX WHEREVER YOU PLEASE

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Time Magazine has an online article entitled: The Evolution of the College Dorm Its actually fairly interesting but the part I found most entertaining was this little tidbit about MSU…. Thanks to the G.I. bill, World War II veterans and their wives flocked in droves to campuses across the country in the 1950s, where they ... Read more