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THE INFLATABLE PENIS STORY

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THE INFLATABLE PENIS STORY

Over the weekend at the American Century Championship Tournament, a band of wild ladies at a bachelorette party got on TV with an inflatable penis….

Now, I know it seems on the outside that this story doesn’t seem that hilarious, but do yourself a favor and

THAT’S NOT JULIE ANDREWS

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THAT’S NOT JULIE ANDREWS

So my sister-in-law asked me to get some music for her upcoming wedding this weekend. Being a good brother, I obliged. She wanted an obscure song, Edelweiss from the Sound of Music.

After a couple of minutes of digging on some websites, I believe I had located it. Oddly

RICKEY BEING RICKEY

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RICKEY BEING RICKEY

Before Manny Ramirez was “crawling on his hands and knees”, there stood a man in MLB above all others.

A man who spoke in the third person, a man who strutted around naked in the mirror, a man who told himself everyday that he was the greatest.

That

THE GREATEST FART STORY EVER TOLD

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THE GREATEST FART STORY EVER TOLD

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The video was a lame attempt at warming you up for this story…

I was at Bed, Bath and Beyond Sunday with my fiancee(spare me the lame gay jokes). Anyways, my morning coffee starting to feed into

WHY THE GEEK SQUAD IS FULL OF MORONS!

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WHY THE GEEK SQUAD IS FULL OF MORONS!

11 days ago I took my laptop into Best Buy. I had plugged in my adapter and the computer wasn’t charging.

I looked at the adapter and thought that from all the twisting and turning that one of the wires disconnected inside.

I had the laptop under warranty so

THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA

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THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA

My experience getting coffee this morning was probably more than I bargained for.

An Indian couple in front of me got to the register and asked for a milk shake for their son.

A milk shake at Einstein bagels? Maybe they weren’t familiar with coffee shops. To make matters

HAVE SEX WHEREVER YOU PLEASE

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HAVE SEX WHEREVER YOU PLEASE

Time Magazine has an online article entitled:

The Evolution of the College Dorm

Its actually fairly interesting but the part I found most entertaining was this little tidbit about MSU….

Thanks to the G.I. bill, World War II veterans and their wives flocked in droves