>>> I believe I’ve found the person who really needs to be involved in fixing this whole Gulf oil spill thing: Katherine Heigl.

>>> Remember Chris Klein? Well, he gets this week’s award for driving under the influence. According to the police report, Klein ]]>

>>> I believe I’ve found the person who really needs to be involved in fixing this whole Gulf oil spill thing: Katherine Heigl.

>>> Remember Chris Klein? Well, he gets this week’s award for driving under the influence. According to the police report, Klein was “observed weaving from the #3 lane into the #2 and #4 lane westbound US 101 at Woodman Ave.” Eh, maybe it was just another audition gone bad.

>>> Speaking of drunk people with car issues, Charlie Sheen had another car stolen. The car was found at the bottom of a cliff after the actor left his keys in the ignition… again. For some reason, law enforcement in those parts is calling this “suspicious”.

>>> The Kardashians are putting out a book. The demand is just so great for people wanting to know how people with no discernible talent managed to become so rich and famous I guess. It has a really clever title too: Kardashian Konfidential. Excuse me while I go vomit uncontrollably.

>>> Speaking of people who have no business writing books, Holly Madison is reportedly penning a book about Las Vegas. For research, she took a wild road trip from LA to Sin City, with stops at “freaky roadside attractions,” she says, and a haunted hotel in Death Valley. Unless there are photos of her on every page in various forms of undress at all these locales she talks about I really don’t see the point.

>>> Apparently Gary Coleman didn’t really want the plug pulled according to legal documents he signed in 2006 that specifically stated that he not be taken off life support. I can just hear him now… “They pulled the plug!?! Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Jesus?!” Too soon?

>>> Miley Cyrus got another tattoo. She now has the word “love” tattooed into her right earlobe. If you have a daughter, might I suggest subtly removing all references to Hannah Montana from your house right about now.

>>> Tila Tequila apparently tried to commit suicide at some point, and sadly she failed, but she has photos to prove it!! Tila, next time you try to off yourself, give me a call, I think I can help.

>>> You didn’t think we could go a week without some news out of Lindsay Lohan’s brain, did you? Lindsay claims she has been vindicated regarding her SCRAM bracelet going off a week or so ago. Problem is, she is being selective in what report she is using for her “evidence”. One key line she may have missed: “There was absolutely no doubt that Lindsay was drinking, and the report that the alcohol monitoring service provided to Judge Revel was very detailed and extremely reliable.” Ruh roh.

At least Lindsay didn’t get into a fight with an ice cream store owner over a free cake this week… like her mom.

>>> And finally, Esquire readers voted Brooklyn Decker the sexiest woman in the world. I can live with that.

Sorry, folks. It was a REAL slow week in celebrity news. Let’s hope more celebs do stupid things next week. Odds of that happening are real good. Stay tuned.

Gary Coleman has died at the age of 42 today. Coleman suffered what appeared to be an intracranial hemorrhage and was hospitalized this past Wednesday. He fell into a coma and rumors began circulating that his death was imminent. RadarOnline reported that ]]>

Gary Coleman has died at the age of 42 today. Coleman suffered what appeared to be an intracranial hemorrhage and was hospitalized this past Wednesday. He fell into a coma and rumors began circulating that his death was imminent. RadarOnline reported that the plug was pulled this morning as his wife and father looked on.

Coleman is famous for playing fast-talking Arnold Jackson on the hit show “Different Strokes”. The show aired on NBC for 8 seasons before being canceled and was picked up briefly by ABC. When the show was at its height, Coleman made almost 70,000 an episode. However, his acting career never flourished post “Different Strokes” and he fell on some rather hard financial times the last few years.

He gained some notoriety in 2003 when he ran for governor of California in a recall election. He surprisingly finished 8th garnering over 14,000 votes.

Coleman is survived by his wife, Shannon Price.

The Madison Mallards of the Northwoods League (a non-paying summer collegiate baseball league) gave ‘actor’ Gary Coleman a contract, made him the designated hitter and let him bat lead-off to start yesterday’s game. It didn’t work out so well though as Coleman was ejected from the game in his first ]]>

The Madison Mallards of the Northwoods League (a non-paying summer collegiate baseball league) gave ‘actor’ Gary Coleman a contract, made him the designated hitter and let him bat lead-off to start yesterday’s game. It didn’t work out so well though as Coleman was ejected from the game in his first at bat for having too much pine tar on his bat and for the fact that he corked his bat with super balls.