Sure it’s fun to point and laugh at President Bush and go, “Lol dem Bushes sure like to make dem mistakes” but do you realize the stress on a President? Not only does he have to make really important decisions and hear lots of boring things from lots of boring assholes everyday, but there is no way that Barbara Bush was putting out. I know when I’m stressed, emptying some potential children onto someone is the only way I can heal my emotional wounds. Now imagine that stress times, say, a thousand. My balls would probably be shaking and steaming like a nuclear reactor on the verge of explosion. So yeah, I guess the point is that this all could have been invited if Barbara and her corpse hands had just given ol’ Bushy a little rub and tug. Stop being selfish you George Washington-haired hussy.