George Washington

8 US Presidents who supposedly did drugs

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Nothing is more American than that holy trio of Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that our presidents embody such noble ideals. Read more

Happy Presidents' Day!

I’m very patriotic so I’m taking today off to support our Presidents’ birthdays. However, I’m also so patriotic that I spent (entirely too much) time drawing this picture for you guys so you have something new to look at. Read more

Martha Washington: Piece of ass?

People have said Michelle Obama is one of the first hot first ladies because people like black chicks with big asses. However it turns out that, according to anthropologists specializing in thinking about hot dead ladies, George Washington’s wife Martha may have been a fox in her own right in her heyday. Read more