For those that have been here before you might remember that Ginger Spice, I mean Geri Halliwell, has her own line of bikinis. Why? I don’t know, but that’s not relevant here. What is relevant is that she looks good in them. Man, between ]]>

Not too shabby for almost 39 years-old...

For those that have been here before you might remember that Ginger Spice, I mean Geri Halliwell, has her own line of bikinis. Why? I don’t know, but that’s not relevant here. What is relevant is that she looks good in them. Man, between these pics and Geri having a little bikini top issue the other day she might just be ready for a comeback. It doesn’t matter if she can still sing or not. It obviously didn’t matter back then.

Geri Halliwell has her own line of bikinis, because I guess she’s still relevant to someone somewhere and for that reason here she is wearing some of those bikinis for Next swimwear. It’s truly amazing how a person can stay famous for so long for ]]>

Yay! I get paid lots of money for doing nothing!!!

Geri Halliwell has her own line of bikinis, because I guess she’s still relevant to someone somewhere and for that reason here she is wearing some of those bikinis for Next swimwear. It’s truly amazing how a person can stay famous for so long for accomplishing so little in such a short period of time. I guess it helps that even at her advanced age she can still bring it pretty strong in a bikini. Then again what else does she have to do with her time other than work out and cash checks?

For some reason Geri Halliwell was on the beach the other day wearing a bikini for a photo shoot. Maybe it’s to show that even though she may longer have a job she still has a killer body that would be great for bachelor parties or something. ]]>

For some reason Geri Halliwell was on the beach the other day wearing a bikini for a photo shoot. Maybe it’s to show that even though she may longer have a job she still has a killer body that would be great for bachelor parties or something. I mean, she can supposedly sing and dance and has a good body for her age so it makes complete sense for her to be working strip club bachelor parties. It’d be like her career came around full circle. You go, girl.

I’m not sure what Geri Halliwell has been up to career-wise of late, but I do know that she was in St. Tropez the other day rocking a bikini with a nice set of pencil erasers. It’s good to see that at least one of the Spice ]]>

I’m not sure what Geri Halliwell has been up to career-wise of late, but I do know that she was in St. Tropez the other day rocking a bikini with a nice set of pencil erasers. It’s good to see that at least one of the Spice Girls has figured out the proper way to spend her post-fame life: Frolicking on the beach with an obviously stiff breeze blowing. Nicely done, Ginger. I’m proud of you.

Being in the entertainment industry isn’t the same as being in the mafia. After all, the mafia isn’t as ruthless or back-stabbing. How vicious can celebrity friendships get? Witness the Twitter deathmatch between Billy Corigan and Courtney Love. On Monday, Corrigan ripped his former flame for stealing ]]>

Being in the entertainment industry isn’t the same as being in the mafia. After all, the mafia isn’t as ruthless or back-stabbing. How vicious can celebrity friendships get? Witness the Twitter deathmatch between Billy Corigan and Courtney Love. On Monday, Corrigan ripped his former flame for stealing songs he wrote and then using them for her comeback album Nobody’s Daughter. He also called her a bad mommy. What? No? The harsh reality is that the celebrity universe has been a fertile breeding ground for bitchery well before the age of @ and #. That’s because the common denominator hasn’t changed: $. Courtney’s late husband Kurt Cobain sang all apologies, but in The Biz it’s more like no apologies. Below, we look at 10 of the all-time Hollywood betrayals and bastard moves.

10 Sir Elton Pulls Dickish Wizardry On Rod
The top of the charts aren’t all that Elton John and Rod Stewart shared in the Seventies. They also shared a close bond of friendship. How close? Well, close enough that Elton’s nickname for Rod was “Phyllis” and Rod in turn called Elton “Sharon”. But the two popular tunesmiths had a falling out after Sharon convinced Phyllis he should pass on the role of Pinball Wizard in the 1975 rock opera Tommy. Trust me, mate. Disastrous career move. A short time later, Elton took the acclaimed role for himself. “Rod couldn’t believe it: ‘you barstard…’,” said John. “He was really furious and quite rightly so.” Caaaaannnn you feel the rage tonight?

9 Madonna Tricks Britney Into Thinking She’s Her Friend
Maybe Madonna didn’t drive her best friend-for-four-minutes Britney Spears into a head-shaving meltdown, but we’ll bet you the fake Kabbalah bracelet she gave Brit-Brit as a gift that she masterminded their “lesbian kiss” for her own self-gain. After she had milked the publicity stunt for all it was worth, Madge changed the locks on her English estate quicker than you can say la isla bonita. Madonna claimed that there was never a falling out, but rather explains it this way: “We shared a kiss, and I never saw her again.” This is probably the only time in his life Guy Ritchie wishes he had been Britney Spears.

8 John Lennon Craps All Over Paul’s Long And Winding Road
How’s does that song go again? “I get hosed with a little help my friends, gonna get screwed with a little help from my friends…” According to the late Ian MacDonald’s Revolution In The Head, a fascinating dissection of every single Beatles’ song, Lennon bungled his bass-playing on what he felt was another of Paul’s stupid and sappy ballads. “One can hear McCartney grin at his partner’s incompetence at 1:59,” writes McDonald, adding that while the shoddy bass playing was “largely accidental” it still “amounts to sabotage when presented as finished work.”

7 Eminem Plays Mariah’s Voice Messages for Several Thousands to Hear
While traveling the country to spread his positive message of peace, love and faith, Eminem played recordings left by Mariah Carey on his cell phone for crowds of thousands. What’s next? John Mayer projecting his IM conversation with Jennifer Aniston on a giant screen behind the concert stage. John, seriously, don’t do it.



6 Bette Davis Tells Joan Crawford: Have a Coke!
The long-simmering hatred between Hollywood titans Joan Crawford and Bettie Davis climaxed on the set of What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?, the only film they ever appeared in together. In a classic act of office-place cattiness, Davis had a Coca-Cola machine installed on the set to tweak Crawford, who was the widow of Pepsi-Cola CEO Alfred Steele and then-spokesperson for the company. Later, Davis “accidentally” hit Crawford in the head during a scene, causing a gash that required three stitches. Davis, who earned an Oscar nod for “Jane,” claimed that a spiteful Crawford mounted a campaign that included calling up members of the Academy to prevent her from taking home the award. Bitchtacular.

5 Gwyneth Allegedly Steals Winona’s Script, Career
Legend has it that Gwyneth Paltrow was hanging out at Winona Ryder’s place with her then-best friend when she spotted a script laying about. (It’s worth noting that at the time Ryder was the bigger star.) The name of that script: Shakespeare In Love. Gwyneth is rumored to have slipped out with the script and snagged the role for herself. A role for which she won a Best Actress Oscar. As for Winona, her career would stall and she would get arrested for shoplifting. Not that any of her pals would take pleasure in this “humiliating experience.”

4 Geri Quits On Spice Girls For Delusional Solo Career
In another case of Girl Power gone wrong, Geri Halliwell drew the ire of her fellow Spices when she unceremoniously left the band in the middle of their global tour in 1998. “When Geri left, it was really difficult for all of us,” said Victoria Beckham. “We had the American leg of the tour to fulfill, and nothing was going to stop us from doing that. But we were devastated.” While the sexy pop quintet managed a 2007-08 reunion tour, Posh, Scary, Sporty and Baby still harbor some resentment towards Geri for hastening their fall from the limelight. “The Spice Girls is about five girls,” said Beckham. Or, more accurately, five pairs of cleavage.

3 Mintz Steals Walt Disney’s Lucky Rabbit
Success is the best revenge. Nobody knows this better than Walt Disney. Back when he was just another 26 year-old struggling cartoonist who hated Jews, he got the break of a lifetime: creating an animated character for Universal Pictures named Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. In 1928, the film’s distributor Charles Mintz blindsided young Walt by stealing away his animators and revealing his ownership of rights to Oswald, who was now a huge hit. Mintz then demanded Walt make him a full-partner in Disney Studios. Walt had little choice but take the offer. But, instead, he showed up at Mintz’s office and told him that as far as the Lucky Rabbit goes, “You can have the little bastard. He’s all yours and good luck to you.” Setting out on his own, Walt was forced to develop a brand new character. A mouse. That worked out okay. In 1996, Disney took care of one last bit of unfinished business, acquiring the majority rights to Oswald.

2 Amanda Woodward Accuses Dr. Christmas Jones of Betrayal
Once upon a time, these two Hollywood sexpots were as tight as the tank tops that often clung to them on-screen. But that all changed in 2006. A courtbound Heather Locklear accused Denise Richards of getting involved with her then-hubby Richie Sambora prior to their split. Richards, in turn, called Locklear’s accusations of betrayal the real betrayal. Locklear got the final revenge, allegedly blasting Livin’ On A Prayer outside Richards’ house. Somehow, improbably, out of all of this David Spade got laid.

1 Richard Nixon Starts Sex Tape Rumor About BFF Henry Kissinger
Actually, that might have been Heidi Montag who did that to Lauren Conrad. As Nixon would say.

I really don’t know why I keep posting photos of former naked model Geri Halliwell. I mean, is she relevant on any level of anything anymore? Then again, it’s a MILF, in a bikini, with pokies. I guess I just answered my own ]]>

I really don’t know why I keep posting photos of former naked model Geri Halliwell. I mean, is she relevant on any level of anything anymore? Then again, it’s a MILF, in a bikini, with pokies. I guess I just answered my own question.

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Former boobie pin-up/Spice Girl Geri Halliwell could still have a career as one of those UK boobie babes we love so much as these photos (taken from outer space) of her rocking a bikini on some boat somewhere will attest. Time is running ]]>

Former boobie pin-up/Spice Girl Geri Halliwell could still have a career as one of those UK boobie babes we love so much as these photos (taken from outer space) of her rocking a bikini on some boat somewhere will attest. Time is running out though and those Spice Girl royalty check won’t last forever!!

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Geri Halliwell was recently on vacation with her boyfriend Nick House when the two of them decided to hit the beach. That alone would be a post since she was sporting a bikini. The topper is the very public display of a near motorboating by the Nickster…

Much like Erin Wasson before her, Geri Halliwell apparently doesn’t understand how to dress for the kiddies. Actually, at least Wasson was at an event for teens, Ginger Spice was at the Children’s BAFTA ceremony in London when she decided to show us all ]]>

Much like Erin Wasson before her, Geri Halliwell apparently doesn’t understand how to dress for the kiddies. Actually, at least Wasson was at an event for teens, Ginger Spice was at the Children’s BAFTA ceremony in London when she decided to show us all how she likes to go without underpants.

I told you now that Geri’s Spice Girls career was pretty much over this is how she’d be spending her days staying famous.

Since the Spice Girls finally disbanded once and for all, we now get to see how Slutty Spice Geri Halliwell will be making some money (Hint: As predicted, it involves her body.)

Damn. That is a good looking 36 year-old woman, right there.

Geri Halliwell and Emma Bunton attended the Pride of Britain event that, uh, celebrates, some stuff… that great British people did, over some time period. And because they were/are Spice Girls, they most assuredly should have been there. Plus it was raining, so it gave Geri a ]]>

Geri Halliwell and Emma Bunton attended the Pride of Britain event that, uh, celebrates, some stuff… that great British people did, over some time period. And because they were/are Spice Girls, they most assuredly should have been there. Plus it was raining, so it gave Geri a chance to practice for her next career: wet t-shirt contestant.

The Pride of Britain Awards is an annual event in the United Kingdom, honouring ordinary people who have acted bravely or extraordinarily in challenging situations. See? They TOTALLY deserved to be there. I wonder if Beckham won again for being a totally bitchin’ soccer player, like he did last year (or was it the year before that?).

If the World Series was decided by the baseball team with the hottest set of fans, the Dodgers would win hands down. The list of sexy ladies who have graced Chavez Ravine with their presence recently includes DeAnna Pappas, Nicollette Sheridan,

If the World Series was decided by the baseball team with the hottest set of fans, the Dodgers would win hands down. The list of sexy ladies who have graced Chavez Ravine with their presence recently includes DeAnna Pappas, Nicollette Sheridan, Ashley Tisdale, Alyssa Milano, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Vida Guerra, Kendra Wilkinson, Victoria Beckham, and now… Geri Halliwell.

Seriously, even if you aren’t a baseball fan, wouldn’t attending Dodgers games have to be high on your list of priorities if you lived in LA? I mean, if you’re a guy (or a lesbian).