Germany

VIDEO: Watch the German news hate on gamers something fierce for five solid minutes

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Man, and you thought America’s mainstream press is sometimes unfairly harsh on gaming. Read more

1,500 people show up to German teen’s non-private Facebook event

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A German teen forgot to make her birthday party a private event on Facebook. As a result, 1,500 people showed up. Read more

Two German circus families duel over tent space

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Germany’s known for a lot of things: beer, fast cars, and more varieties of sausage than there are suggestive jokes to be made about sausage. One thing I didn’t know Germany had a ton of was travelling circus families. But if debates over jurisdiction are getting this heated, soon may come the day where we ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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As a purveyor of content on a men’s Web site, I can’t go around condoning castrating other men. But in the case of a German man who castrated a 57-year-old for dating his 17-year-old daughter…well, I understand. Read more

Car sex leads to German couple needing to be rescued from river

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Who doesn’t enjoy the favorite pastime of having sex in the back of a car? But the next time you partake, you should be careful you’re not too close to a body of water, like this German couple who needed to be fished out of a river. Read more

VIDEO: Drunk guy harasses cop with dildo

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This is a video of a drunken German dude harassing a cop with a pretty pink dildo. What more can I tell you that’d possibly make the clip more appealing? Read more

Quote of the Day

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We’ve been discussing the World Cup-perfect-picking octopus here for a couple days. And now, since the octopus picked Spain to beat Germany and then it happened, the Germans want to see the octopus killed and eaten. Those Germans…always so rational, especially about the lives of innocent things! Read more

VIDEO: Hitler reacts to Germany’s loss in the World Cup

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Hitler reacts to German loss

Yesterday, when Spain beat Germany to advance to the World Cup final, I said to myself, “How is Hitler going to handle this tragic news?” It turns out, he takes bad news rather poorly. Read more

Psychic octopus picks Spain to advance to World Cup finals

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A German octopus that has correctly picked the winner of all of Gemany’s games so far has decided to go with David Villa and the Spanish national team over Germany in the semi-final match tomorrow. Read more

German soccer fans erect phallic trophy

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Germany’s World Cup start couldn’t have gone better. In fact, you could say after their 4-0 drumming of Australia, that they looked to be one of the favorites in South Africa. But in a matter of moments against Serbia, a solid German team became uh, flaccid. Read more

Man uses a puppy and bulldozer to defend himself against Hells Angels

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In one of the weirdest stories we’ve ever encountered, a man in Germany took umbrage with the infamous biker gang and for reasons still not entirely clear, the man threw a puppy at them, dropped his pants and then tried to make his escape by stealing a bulldozer. It’s the WTF trifecta… Read more