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VIDEO: Hitler reacts to Germany’s loss in the World Cup
Yesterday, when Spain beat Germany to advance to the World Cup final, I said to myself, “How is Hitler going to handle this tragic news?”
It turns out, he takes bad news rather poorly.
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Psychic octopus picks Spain to advance to World Cup finals
A German octopus that has correctly picked the winner of all of Gemany’s games so far has decided to go with David Villa and the Spanish national team over Germany in the semi-final match tomorrow.
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German soccer fans erect phallic trophy
Germany's World Cup start couldn't have gone better. In fact, you could say after their 4-0 drumming of Australia, that they looked to be one of the favorites in South Africa. But in a matter of moments against Serbia, a solid German team became
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Man uses a puppy and bulldozer to defend himself against Hells Angels
In one of the weirdest stories we've ever encountered, a man in Germany took umbrage with the infamous biker gang and for reasons still not entirely clear, the man threw a puppy at them, dropped his pants and then tried to make his escape by stealing a bulldozer. It's the WTF trifecta...
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The ultimate guide to the sexy fans of the World Cup nations
The World Cup is more than just a celebration of international soccer. It’s a celebration of scantily clad hot women draped in the flags of their respective countries. So to prepare you for endless round the clock soccer action in South Africa, here’s a look at some of the
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VIDEO: German kids use a motorcycle to power their merry-go-round
Just in case you were thinking of ways to power a merry-go-round to previously untold heights, here’s one way not to attempt it: Using a motorcycle’s wheel to make it go obscenely fast. Money shot is at about 0:38.
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Being a 1980s German computer guy seems romantic
People who work in technology often get an unshakable perception of being a “nerd.” Well, this 1980s German magazine for computer programmers is going to teach you all a lesson about how far off stereotypes can sometimes be.
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VIDEO: German TV show tries Chatroulette, gets bonered
If you've spent literally 90 seconds on Chatroulette, the odds are probably -450 to 1 that you got to see a man stroking his engorged genitals for no one in particular. One German TV show was apparently unaware of that basic science, leading to this awkward encounter. It's SFW due to the wonderful
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Perhaps this would be a good time to stop masturbating
Truckdriving seems difficult enough to do on its own. Given that, I can't imagine ramping up the degree of difficulty by pleasuring yourself while driving, as was the case with one German truck driver who whacked away even after the police got there. Classy.
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This must have been some wedding
A German woman in a bridal gown woke up in the back of a car next to a crate of vodka. So, uh, what happened?
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Germany knows how to sell Sprite
When you look at American ads for Sprite and contrast it with this German version, you tell me…which makes you hunger more for the world’s favorite splash of lemon, lime, and acidic bubbles? The video is sort of NSFW.
Man, I am so jonesing for a Sprite right now.