Girls I Would Copulate With

How to fall in love by board game preferences

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This is a picture from Failblog, but I think that the application of “fail” here seems completely offbase. This photo seems like it’s full of nothing but win, especially for this girl’s first gentlemanly suitor. Read more

Cupcakes are pretty amazing

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The new viral meme-ish site My Drunk Pix from Last Night has a terrible spelling of “pics” but is pretty entertaining and features some great (and occasionally borderline fappable) photos. The following photo is among the awesomeness you can find and a great moment in photography for cupcake propagandists. Read more

Teacher fired for bikini pics ends up doing porn

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As my high school career counselor once taught me, if you can’t teach kids, might as well get plowed by random strangers for money. Such is the lesson former teacher Tiffany Shepherd, now known as Leah Lust in the professional penis-pleasuring industry, is providing for us all after she got fired from her Florida high ... Read more

How to relax before sex with someone new

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Sex with someone for the first time can be fairly intimidating. Fortunately, the completely unironic people at Howcast are here to help you get over the hump. Check out their video entitled How to Relax During Sex with Someone New, after the jump. Read more

The daughter from Taken runs like a tard

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Maggie Grace is a pretty hot chick and Taken, with Liam Neeson, was a pretty good movie. But one overly distracting thing in the movie was the way Maggie Grace ran in the film. To compare her running style to a retarded person is probably extremely insulting to the disabled. Check out all the clips ... Read more

Megan Fox will not make a sex tape with you

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I haven’t seen this video anywhere though it appears to be a couple weeks old. Someone from The Site of Internet Heroes 4chan asked Megan Fox about making a sex tape with him in a relatively hilarious way during a Comic-Con panel. You can see his courageous question after the jump. Read more

Get the Girl Naked: Best game show ever

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Japanese game shows are completely lacking in any sort of pretense. They’re like Benny Hill episodes, only with a high likelihood of someone getting maimed. Take, for example, the Japanese game show “Get the Girl Naked.” NSFWish video lies ahead. Read more

BIKINI RAGE!!!!!!!!

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Some bikini models got into a serious catfight on some foreign show. This may have happened years ago, but I’m pretty sure that bikinis and/or girls fighting in the aforementioned bikinis never really becomes less-than-timely. Read more

Britney Spears is basically advertising her f-ability

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Britney Spears is promoting a show at the Garden in NYC so she appeared on last night’s Late Show with David Letterman in a bikini to read the top 10 list. But the show isn’t only for New Yorkers, so that doesn’t totally make sense. But she does look hot. So I can assume she’s ... Read more

Stripteases are too exciting for some

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A gentleman found himself on the receiving end of a sexy dance at an Italian strip club. Unfortunately, he must have gotten too excited because he ended up dying when the girl removed her clothes. Or passing out, whatever. Either way, awk-warrrrrd (NSFWish video after the jump). Read more

The sun can be terrifying

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One of these things is not like the others…one of these things is not like the others… Read more