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Blake Lively is on the cover of W Magazine

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Blake Lively is on the cover of W Magazine

I always thought W Magazine was supposed to be somewhat classy but what do I know because they have Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively on the cover (unless she passes for classy with her performance on the show, which would confuse me quite a bit).

GQ's Men of the Year featured many of the women of the year

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GQ's Men of the Year featured many of the women of the year

From GQ’s Men of the Year party last night in Los Angeles…

I have no clue who this chick is. The image credit reads “Sarah Shahi” which sounds like some B-list foreigner or perhaps a woman who gained her fame by marrying a Pokemon. Either way,

Strippers want money? No way.

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Strippers want money? No way.

A collection of strippers from NYC strip club Scores are suing the establishment for taking 10 cents off of every dollar the whores received from patrons using the club’s fake money. Whose side am I on? The fake money, probably.

Lindsay Lohan gets powdered by PETA protesters

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Lindsay Lohan gets powdered by PETA protesters

Lindsay Lohan likes fur. PETA people don’t like people wearing fur. Lindsay Lohan wears fur. PETA people have a f’ing bucket full of white powder. Then the magic happens (skip to 0:45).

It’s kind of funny to see someone doused by powder because other people being embarrassed is always

Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day

Australia's Federal sports minister (whatever the f that is) is pretty hot. So Zoo Magazine offered her 30k in whatever currency (koala droppings?) to pose nude. Her vaguely intrigued response... "She had a chuckle at

A competition for Best Ass in the World you say?

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A competition for Best Ass in the World you say?

Some company called Sloggi, who apparently sells underwear, held their annual competition for “Most Beautiful Bottom in the World”. I probably don’t need to say any more to get you to watch the video.

The female winner is Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, a 20 year-old form Brazil. And with a