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Tom Brady comforted by Gisele Bundchen

A. Isaac — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:12:15 +0000

Don’t feel too bad for Tom Brady folks. Yes, the loss was devastating, perhaps the worst of his career, especially given the missed opportunities on the last few plays.

In the end though, he’s still much better off in life than…well, everybody. Here’s his smokin’ hot wife Gisele Bundchen comforting him after the loss.

Speaking of those last few plays, apparently Gisele was not pleased with the work of the wide receiving core.

While waiting for the elevator to leave the VIP suites at Lucas Oil Stadium, Giselle said, “My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

So, Thanksgiving dinner at the Welker’s is going to be a bit awkward isn’t it?

Gisele Bundchen shows just how big a winner Tom Brady really is

Douglas Charles — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:00:25 +0000

Tom Brady isn’t the only one in his family who is still winning at life. As you can see from these new pics for Versace, his wife, Gisele Bundchen, is also doing pretty damn good. I’m not sure what all the blue is about, but it’s a fashion photo shoot so I really never know what’s going on. Also, I think these might be ads for bags, but again, who the fuck knows. Gisele just looks pretty hot in the pics so I guess that’s all that matters. Enjoy.

VIDEO: Brazil’s government wants new Gisele Bundchen lingerie ad removed from the airwaves

Douglas Charles — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Gisele Bundchen has made the government of her home country, Brazil, angry at her for a new television ad campaign for Hope Lingerie that she’s featured in because “the campaign promotes the misguided stereotype of a woman as a sexual object of her husband.” No, really.

“The campaign promotes the misguided stereotype of a woman as a sexual object of her husband and ignores the major advances we have achieved in deconstructing sexist practices and thinking,” Brazil’s secretariat said in a statement excerpted at The Guardian, adding that viewers have lodged complaints against the ad.

Translation: She’s sorry for crashing his car, maxing out his credit card, and inviting her mom to stay with them, among other things.

They’re not kidding. In fact, they want the ad removed from circulation and say it “infringes upon two articles of the Brazilian constitution.” I really need to see this document.

Hope Lingerie’s president Sandra Chayo points out, quite accurately I might add, that as a lingerie company it would be absurd for them to try to offend women (since you know, that IS their target audience), and that the whole concept is meant to be taken tongue-in-cheek, or wherever you want to put your tongue. It is a lingerie ad, after all.

Video: Gisele’s “Sexist” Underwear Ads Slammed by Brazilian Officials [Us]

Gisele Bundchen is pretty good at lingerie modeling

Douglas Charles — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 11:00:54 +0000

If only this was a real show...

Gisele Bundchen recently did a photo shoot for something called Brazilian Intimates (there’s a name that conjures up images) which has me rethinking my stance on good ole Mrs. Brady. I’ve taken many a pot shot at Gisele, saying she’s overrated and such, but in reality she’s like one of those women who, depending on when you see them, and under what circumstances, can actually look rather stunning. I suppose if you mix in the fact that she’s got like a trillion dollars one could see why the punky Pats QB would be so enamored. I guess what I am saying is that if they ever got divorced I suppose I’d go out with her. Tweet me, Gisele.

Gisele Bundchen gets wet and sexy for fashion (with bonus video!)

Douglas Charles — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 17:00:54 +0000

Well, hello to you too, Mrs. Brady...

I’m not the biggest Gisele Bundchen fan in the world, but cleavage is cleavage plus many of you do in fact love Mrs. Tom Brady so I figured you might enjoy these new photos and video she shot for the latest issue of Vogue Brazil. Cleavage is cleavage. That’d be a good name for a band. I may have to start a band just so I can use that name. I only play the kazoo though so I am going to need some really good backup musicians. And a singer. Anyone out there interested?

Heidi Klum and her model friends wearing bikinis (and less)

Douglas Charles — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 20:00:50 +0000

Looks like we caught Ms. Klum off guard...

Heidi Klum, who seems to be all about getting naked for things lately, got halfway there for the latest GQ Russia, along with some of her old modeling pals like Karolina Kurkova and a few others. I say “a few others” because I don’t read Russian and I’m too lazy to research who all these women are. I think one of them is Gisele and the rest, eh, I really don’t care. If you know who they are and want to tell us in the comments, well then, that’d be okay. Otherwise just do what I did and stare at the pics for awhile before getting back to work. It’s pretty much how I spend my whole day.

Caption this Tom Brady photo

A. Isaac — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 20:30:23 +0000

Here’s Tom Brady filming an UGG commercial–and here he is with a contraption attached to his crotch.

Give us your best caption in the comments section (try to do better than “Tom’s new apparatus aimed at giving Gisele more pleasure”).

Tom Brady filming an UGG commercial [Caught on Set]

Celebrity dirt: Megan Fox couldn’t handle sex symbol status and more gossip of the day

Douglas Charles — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 15:30:20 +0000

Shia LaBeouf: Megan Fox couldn’t handle sex symbol status
“This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America.”

‘Axed’ Cheryl Cole returning to X Factor
“The British singing sensation is back on the judging panel after the show’s creator Simon Cowell fought for her return.”

Gisele Bundchen on track to make $1 billion
“Bundchen, who has been featured on Forbes’ Celebrity 100 list for 10 years, has been busy branding herself with a slew of projects…”

Hayden Panettiere says she’s “absolutely not” dating Mark Sanchez
“I’m not dating him. I am a huge Jets fan and I was lucky enough to have friends introduce us…”

Justin Timberlake ‘not romantically involved with anyone,’ rep says
“Although Timberlake may indeed be single, an Ashley source says she and the actor are more than just friends.”

Amy Winehouse leaves rehab after just 7 days
“They tried to make her go to rehab… but it only lasted for seven days.”

Sweaty Pippa Middleton collides with topless man at triathlon
“Pippa Middleton didn’t so much sweat as glisten at a triathlon in Woodstock, England on Saturday.”

Blake Lively surfaces in Venice amid alleged naked photo scandal
“Ironically, a pensive looking Lively is seen clutching an iPhone in Italy…”

Heidi Klum going nude for Project Runway ad campaign
“The former model will bare all to promote both the fashion competition show’s ninth season and Lifetime’s sexier image.”

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez haven’t split
“Despite reports to the contrary, the couple packed on the PDA over several days in L.A.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes of Lindsay Lohan’s recent photo shoot for Plum magazine.

Celebrity dirt: Gisele Bundchen is the world’s top earning model and more gossip of the day

Douglas Charles — Mon, 09 May 2011 15:40:04 +0000

The World’s Top Earning Models List Revealed
“Gisele Bundchen is clearly in a class by herself, and has been for a number of years.”

Paula Abdul hired as X Factor judge; Nicole Scherzinger and Steve Jones to co-host
“Cheryl Cole and Antonio ‘L.A.’ Reid have already been named as the other X Factor judges.”

Lady Gaga to mentor on American Idol
“Like previous star advice givers will.i.am and Sheryl Crow, Gaga happens to be in lead mentor Jimmy Iovine’s Interscope Geffen A&M artist stable.”

Olivia Wilde opens up about life after divorce
“It was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.”

Pippa Middleton flaunts hot bikini body
“Pippa is way more than a pretty face.”

Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do a porn movie
“Steven Hirsch sent Pippa the letter, saying he thought she was the star of the Royal Wedding and that her ‘beauty and attitude’ would make her a huge adult star.”

Howard Stern sidekick Robin Quivers talks of leaving
“I’ve always wanted my own television show, so I’ve been putting out feelers for those kinds of things.”

Nicolas Cage dodges bullet in drunken New Orleans arrest
“The evidence did not support charging Cage with a crime.”

Lindsay Lohan is a scientologist now
“John [Travolta] introduced Lindsay to one of the church’s top counselors…”

Flavor Flav accused of fried chicken scam
“Flav went behind Tommy’s back — telling the investors HE was the money man … and even getting them to send him a $30,000 investment…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Taryn Manning’s new music video for her song Turn it Up.

Celebrity dirt: Kendra Wilkinson overshares about her sex life and more gossip

Douglas Charles — Wed, 04 May 2011 16:20:05 +0000

Kendra Wilkinson: DWTS has been “great” for my sex life
“I’m definitely bringing the splits into the bedroom tonight!”

Gisele Bundchen: Tom Brady’s hair is “his choice,” not mine!
“Brady has joked that his wife prefers his longer locks and makes him wear it that way.”

Ryan Seacrest preps for his own NBC music show
“Seacrest has no plans to have a show that would compete with Idol…”

Eclipse, Inception lead 2011 MTV Movie Awards nominations
“For the second time in three years, the vampires of Twilight are leading the charge at the MTV Movie Awards.”

Jesse James: I have started life over
“I always felt out of place my whole life.”

Cops investigate UFC legend over alleged bar attack
“UFC Hall-of-Famer Matt Hughes is at the center of a police investigation… after a female bystander told cops she suffered a broken nose when the fighter went off on another man…”

Scott Pelley to replace Katie Couric on CBS Evening News
“He has the experience, the credibility and he is among the very best reporters ever to work at CBS News.”

Andy Dick arrested — allegedly wasted in public
“The downward spiral continues.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt & Alex Beh have broken up
“The Party of Five star was previously romantically linked to funnyman Jamie Kennedy.”

Cary Grant’s daughter opens up on his devotion, style and sexuality
“Grant’s mother, Dyan Cannon, divorced the screen legend when Jennifer was only a year old…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Gracie Carvalho, Erin Heatherton and more in bikinis for a sexy new Victoria’s Secret commercial.

The 100 sexiest fashion models working today

Douglas Charles — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 12:00:39 +0000

In putting together the 25 Sexiest Countries in the World feature I discovered that there were a lot of sexy models out there that I didn’t know existed. Several hundred of them in fact. This got me to wondering, out of all of these models I had looked at, which were the sexiest? Now you might ask, “How could you possibly rank them in order of sexiness?” And the answer is: You can’t. But I did it anyway.

I scoured through hundreds of photos of dozens upon dozens of fashion models (and discovered that just about all of them are willing to pose with little or no clothing on… I love my job, and fashion!) and made my rankings. But I didn’t stop there. Oh no. I wanted some outside viewpoints before finalizing things so I went looking for other opinions from experts in this sort of thing and hit up my friends at Askmen, FHM, and Complex. These people know sexy women (just check out their sites). Only then was the list of the 100 sexiest fashion models working today finally determined. It was like the United Nations of Sexiness!

Advance Warning: You are going to disagree with these rankings. Shocking, I know, but it is going to happen. The important thing to remember here is that this is a list, with photos, of 100 of the sexiest women in the entire world all in one place. You’re welcome.

And just so you understand, here’s the definition we’re using to describe a fashion model as opposed to simply a glamour model.

100 Daria Strokous
From: Russia. Born: September 25, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: L’Officiel, Vogue.
Has worked for: Dolce & Gabbana, Juicy Couture, Prada.

99 Abbey Lee
From Australia. Born: June 12, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: i-D, Muse, Numero, Nylon, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Chanel, CoverGirl, Dolce & Gabbana, GAP, Gucci, Hugo Boss, Karl Lagerfeld, Ralph Lauren, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

98 Raquel Zimmermann
From: Brazil. Born: May 6, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Marie Claire, L’Officiel, Numero, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Bloomingdale’s, Christian Dior, Clairol, De Beers, Giorgio Armani, Gucci, Oscar de la Renta, Prada, Versace.

97 Daria Werbowy
From: Canada. Born: November 19, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Marie Claire, Numero, V, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Bloomingdale’s, Chanel, Christian Dior, Gucci, Jean Paul Gaultier, Louis Vuitton, Prada, Valentino, Yves Saint Laurent.

96 Eniko Mihalik
From: Hungary. Born: May 11, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: i-D, Glamour, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Numero, Russh, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Gucci, H&M, Victoria’s Secret.

95 Caroline Winberg
From: Sweden. Born: March 27, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Adidas, Ann Taylor, Banana Republic, Guess, Kenneth Cole, Tommy Hilfiger, Valentino, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

94 Franziska Knuppe
From: Germany. Born: December 7, 1974. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle.
Has worked for: Braun, Christian Dior, Joop, Mont Blanc, Triumph.

93 Eva Herzigova
From: Czech Republic. Born: March 10, 1973. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, GQ, Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, Numero, Tatler, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Burberry, Christian Dior, CoverGirl, DKNY, GAP, Guess, J.Crew, Liz Claiborne, L’Oréal, Maybelline, Victoria’s Secret.

92 Constance Jablonski
From: France. Born: October 29, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Harper’s Bazaar, Numero, Russh, Vogue.
Has worked for: Barney’s, Calvin Klein, Dolce & Gabbana, Donna Karan, Estée Lauder, GAP, H&M, Hermès, Moschino, Nine West.

91 Lara Stone
From: Netherlands. Born: December 20, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, i-D, Interview, Jalouse, Numero, V, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, DKNY, Giorgio Armani, Givenchy, H&M, Hugo Boss, Jean Paul Gaultier, Louis Vuitton, Miss Sixty, Versace.

90 Caroline Francischini
From: Brazil. Born: April 4, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle.
Has worked for: Bloomingdales, Calvin Klein, Colcci, Neiman Marcus, Spiegel, Victoria’s Secret.

89 Lindsay Ellingson
From: United States. Born: November 19, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: GQ, L’Officiel, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Christian Dior, DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, La Senza, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Tommy Hilfiger, Victoria’s Secret.

88 Anja Rubik
From: Poland. Born: June 11, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Numero, Nylon, Russh, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Chanel, Diesel, DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, Giorgio Armani, Gucci, Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Valentino, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

87 Esti Ginzburg
From: Israel. Born: March 6, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle.
Has worked for: Burberry, Cia Maritima Beachwear, FCUK, Fox, French Connection, H&M, Tommy Hilfiger.

86 Cintia Dicker
From: Brazil. Born: June 12, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, Marie Claire.
Has worked for: Ann Taylor, Banana Republic, Benetton, CK One, H&M, L’Oréal, Moschino, Yves Saint Laurent.

85 Heidi Mount
From: United States. Born: April 6, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Madame Figaro, Numero, W.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Chanel, DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, GAP, Givenchy, Max Mara.

84 Vanessa Hessler
From: Italy. Born: January 21, 1988. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, DT, Elle, GQ, Madame Figaro.
Has worked for: Avon, Guess, L’Oréal.

83 Monikangana Dutta
From: India. Born: September 13. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Ensemble.

82 Anna de Rijk
From: Netherlands. Born: February 27, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, French Revue de Modes, Harper’s Bazaar.
Has worked for: Adidas, Chanel, Gucci, Prada, Vera Wang.

81 Kate Moss
From: England. Born: January 16, 1974. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Allure, DT, Elle, GQ, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Marie Claire, V, Vanity Fair, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Agent Provocateur, Chanel, Christian Dior, DKNY, Gianni Versace, Gucci, L’Oréal, Valisère, Versace, Yves Saint Laurent.

80 Jessica Perez
From: Costa Rica. Born: 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Bolero.
Has worked for: Victoria’s Secret.

79 Erin Heatherton
From: United States. Born: March 4, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Flair, Grazia, GQ, Russh.
Has worked for: Benetton, Dolce & Gabbana, John Galliano, Karl Lagerfeld, Lacoste, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

78 Linda Vojtova
From: Czech Republic. Born: June 22, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, L’Officiel, Vogue, VS.
Has worked for: Ann Taylor, Diesel, Elie Saab, Giorgio Armani, Neiman Marcus, Palmers, Saks Fifth Avenue, Victoria’s Secret.

77 Chanel Iman
From: United States. Born: December 1, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Muse, Vogue.
Has worked for: DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, J.Crew, Jean Paul Gaultier, Lord & Taylor, Ralph Lauren, Saks Fifth Avenue, Victoria’s Secret.

76 Ana Beatriz Barros
From: Brazil. Born: May 29, 1982. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, DT, Elle, Glamour, GQ, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Chanel, Christian Dior, Diesel, Guess, Intimissimi, L’Oreal, Neiman Marcus, Next, Oakley, Victoria’s Secret, Zeki Triko.

75 Jessica Hart
From: Australia. Born: March 26, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Shape, Vogue.
Has worked for: Esprit, GAP, Guess, H&M, L’Oréal, Newport News, Next, Target, Venus Swimwear, Victoria’s Secret.

74 Jessica Stam
From: Canda. Born: April 23, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: i-D, Numero, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Bergdorf Goodman, Calvin Klein, DKNY, GAP, Giorgio Armani, Gucci, Marc Jacobs, Prada, Vera Wang, Versace.

73 Anna Selezneva
From: Russia. Born: July 29, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Numero, Tatler, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Chanel, Calvin Klein, Emporio Armani, Joop! Jeans, Ralph Lauren, Vera Wang, Versace, Yves Saint Laurent.

72 Lisalla Montenegro
From: Brazil. Born: 1988. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle.
Has worked for: Baby Phat, Freemans, L’Oréal, Maybelline, Target, UGG Australia.

71 Behati Prinsloo
From: Namibia. Born: May 16, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Marie Claire, Muse, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: DKNY, GAP, H&M, Hugo Boss, Lacoste, Marc Jacobs, Nine West, Tommy Hilfiger, Victoria’s Secret.

70 Raica Oliveira
From: Brazil. Born: January 22, 1984. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle, Marie Claire, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Vanity Fair, Vogue.
Has worked for: Ann Taylor, Avon, Chanel, Christian Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, Diane von Furstenberg, Ralph Lauren, Yves Saint Laurent.

69 Arlenis Sosa
From: Dominican Republic. Born: May 7, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: i-D, Latina, Vogue.
Has worked for: Express, GAP, Lancôme, Victoria’s Secret.

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Tom Brady dancing at Rio Carnival

A. Isaac — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 14:59:45 +0000

It appears Tom Brady has taken his dancing talents to Rio Carnival. Thankfully for everyone involved, there is video of this historic event and as you can imagine, Brady’s dance moves are as uncomfortable as a Rex Ryan foot fetish press conference.

Video via Jimmy Traina of Hot Clicks:

Alternate title to this video, “things men are willing to do to get laid by Gisele Bundchen“. It’s only a matter of time before this video makes its way to his Patriots teammates’ and others in the league. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a hot topic at labor negotiations today. The players’ union could be using this clip to make their case stronger. “You see what you’ve done to us—Tom Brady has turned into a ponytail wearing hippie doing his best Elaine Benes dance impression. Is that what the owners’ goals are–to break even our best players down?”

Gisele Bundchen posed for pictures with her top off

Douglas Charles — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 12:00:32 +0000

I can see why Tom Brady likes her...

Gisele Bundchen is down in Rio (rocking a tiny bikini) this weekend for Carnival but before she took her talents there she put them all out on display for V magazine. This is from the same issue that put Britney Spears on the cover. Not sure how I would feel about that if I were Gisele. She used to be the highest paid model in the world and now she’s getting beat for magazine covers by the Cheetos princess.

Gisele Bundchen behind the scenes at a Victoria’s Secret lingerie shoot

Douglas Charles — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 17:15:48 +0000

Gisele Bundchen behind the scenes at a Victoria’s Secret lingerie shoot

Gisele Bundchen went on vacation, in a bikini

Douglas Charles — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 18:00:05 +0000

Slowly, Gisele... Take them off slowly...

Gisele Bundchen took some well-deserved time off from making loads of money for doing very little work and hit the beach in Miami. I know I have said in the past that if I ever hit it big I am buying a house on the beach in St. Barths, but I think I may need to buy a second home on Miami Beach because I don’t think a week goes by in which some celebrity babe isn’t cavorting around the sand there in a bikini. If you’re going to dream, dream big, I say!

Gisele Bundchen is good at her job

Douglas Charles — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 15:00:48 +0000

I wonder if she dresses like this for Tom in the bedroom?

Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen recently did some work for Vogue Brazil in which she wears only her underwear. I’m not sure how I would feel about that if she were my wife, but hey, I’m also not a Super Bowl winning quarterback. I guess he’s okay with it all since she’s making bank. Why else would he let her pose in nothing but body paint?

Tom Brady, Randy Moss fight about hair

A. Isaac — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 18:11:26 +0000

In perhaps the dumbest locker room controversy since Ines Sainz’ flaunted her assets, Randy Moss and Tom Brady allegedly went toe-to-toe over hairstyles.

There was reportedly no winner in the dispute, although it’s believed than mankind took a rather large step back.

According to the report, Brady was not happy with Moss’ behavior and told him that he should shave his beard. Moss allegedly responded, telling Brady to cut his hair and that he looks like a girl.

A part of me really wants to believe this was a viral marketing campaign for Gillette or Axe Hair. But alas, it seems that is not the case.

Frankly, considering Randy Moss’ past hairdos, I’m not sure he really has room to speak on the matter. And Brady, well, he has Gisele on his side. I’d gladly shave my balls and grow a ponytail if I was tappin that.

Gisele Bundchen works some body paint for DT magazine

Douglas Charles — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:00:05 +0000

When Gisele Bundchen isn’t being groped by men other than her husband, Tom Brady, she is a pretty decent model, as evidenced by these photos she did for the latest issue of DT magazine. The body paint photo is my favorite (I think you’ll see why). The body paint photo is my favorite. Oops… I already said that. The body paint photo is my favorite.

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Yes, strip!

Douglas Charles — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 15:00:46 +0000

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Alec Baldwin is urging Blake Lively to strip for PETA. Alec Baldwin is the smartest man in the entire world. (Then she’s free to do that Playboy thing we discussed a while back.)

>>> Quote of the year? Cougar Town actor Josh Hopkins calls Jennifer Aniston a “sport f–k”. I like you Josh Hopkins. Whoever the hell you are.

>>> Heidi Klum quit Victoria’s Secret. A moment of silence, please.

>>> Gisele Bundchen was photographed canoodling (yes, I said canoodling) with a man who is not Tom Brady. I am sure there is a logical explanation for it though. Like she is a whore or something straightforward like that.

>>> Dane Cook strikes out with the ladies just like you. Only he has a lot of money to make him feel better.

>>> Jessica Simpson’s career seems to be going well.

>>> Khloe Kardashian is trying to get pregnant. And yet people still need to pass tests just to drive a car.

>>> Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey take showers twice a day together. Meanwhile, we’re at work, slaving away for a buck. Ugh.

>>> Lindsay Lohan has multiple personalities. So says a “longtime Lindsay Lohan associate”. What’s more shocking? That LiLo has multiple personalities? Or that she has a longtime associate?

>>> Oh yeah, Lindsay’s also back in rehab. For the sixth time. I’m sure it’ll work this time though.

>>> At least she has Charlie Sheen’s support. That’ll get her over the hump, for sure.

>>> Paris Hilton is set to begin serving the 200 hours of community service as part of her cocaine plea deal. Most likely visiting sick kids and helping out at an animal shelter. Wait, who is being punished here?

>>> Speaking of Paris Hilton, her boyfriend ran over a photographer, and there was video. Frankly I am surprised he didn’t run over a gas pump. You know, to kill himself… because he’s Paris Hilton’s boyfriend.

>>> Eminem is returning to acting for a sex drama named 360. A sex drama, you say? Sounds like Jenny McCarthy might want to get in on some of that.

>>> Emma Watson is back at Brown University for her second year of college, horrific haircut and all.

Today’s sexy video comes to us from Lynx Rise and features Jessica-Jane Clement. Why am I giving them free advertising, you say? Did I mention it featured Jessica-Jane Clement?

Sports by the numbers: 9/20/10

A. Isaac — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 12:30:26 +0000

Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports.

40

Around 40 minutes after MSU coach Mark Dantonio beat Notre Dame on an unbelievable fake field goal in overtime, he experienced tightness in his chest. His wife, not wanting to take any chances drove him to nearby Sparrow Hospital where it was revealed that Dantonio had suffered a heart attack. A heart-stopping play both on the field and off apparently. Dantonio had surgery to block the clogged artery and is out indefinitely.

4

Last year, Brett Favre supporters claimed he had changed his game and wasn’t the “gun slinger” he once was. They certainly had the stats to back them up. Favre threw a career low 7 ints in 2009. Two games into the 2010 season, he’s already thrown 4. Probably should have just stayed home and hunted armadillos.

124.3

In the much anticipated match-up between the Jets and Patriots, one quarterback emerged with an astounding 124.3 rating. And no, it was not the man who is a 2-time Super Bowl MVP and sports Gisele Bundchen on his arm. Mark Sanchez arguably had the game of his career in the Jets win yesterday. His 3 touchdowns and 21 completions were both career highs.

57

28 years ago today, NFL players walked out for an incredible 57 days before finally returning to work. The regular season was shortened to 9 games and NBC decided to air CFL games as replacement programming during the lockout. As usual, it was the fans who were hurt the most. By God, if I have to watch this next year, I may gouge my eyes out before Thanksgiving.

.254

Tyler Colvin was having a successful rookie campaign with the Cubs. .254 average with 20 HRs and 56 RBIs. But those will be his “end of the year” statistics for 2010. Colvin was rounding third when a teammates’ splintered bat impaled near his collarbone. He was rushed to a nearby Miami hospital where he will remain for several days to prevent a collapsed lung. Needless to say, he is out for the remainder of the season.

37

Numbers of days left before the Nuggets’ regular season opens at home against Utah. Will Carmelo Anthony be on that squad? Rumors have been swirling for weeks that Anthony would be traded with Chicago as the likely destination. But thus far, the rumors have amounted to nothing.

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The last time Michael Vick started a game for a NFL team, Dec 31st 2006. 1357 days later, Vick led the Eagles to a 35-32 win over the Detroit Lions—and he looked good doing it. In fact, he looked like he hadn’t lost a step avoiding several sacks with his patented speed. 284 yards in the air, 37 on the ground and 2 Tds. Andy Reid says he doesn’t have a quarterback controversy on his hands, but some might beg to differ.