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Guyism Speed Round for May 24

Chris Spags — Thu, 24 May 2012 17:10:22 +0000

In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses Ochocinco’s Twitter rant about a minor theft, rumors that Gisele and Tom Brady are expecting, and more.

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Leonardo DiCaprio: The complete hookup history

Douglas Charles — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:30:50 +0000

In our continuing series taking a look at some of most legendary ladies men, today we will discuss the alleged sexual history of Leonardo DiCaprio. The man who was once in charge of “The Pussy Posse.” Derek Jeter’s sexual history is impressive, Wilder Valderrama’s is mind-boggling, but neither of them hold a candle to Leo. There’s a reason he’s 37 and never been married. With a list like this, would you get married?

Note: There are so many we’re just going to combine years with a few in the interest of brevity.

Brittany Daniel, Bridget Hall, Naomi Campbell (1994-1995)

A hot actress and two supermodels, Leo was just getting started. Mind you he was 19 in 1994.

Claire Danes & Kristen Zang (1995-1997)

Leo is firmly establishing his M.O. of only dating hot actresses and models. He’s turns 21 during this time frame.

Kate Winslet, Linnea Dietrichson, Helena Christensen (1997)

Leo now has Titanic under his belt, giving him even more ammunition, and he uses it wisely.

Bijou Phillips, Amber Valletta, Eva Herzigova (1998)

1998 was a very good year. He really was King of the World!

Gisele Bundchen (2000-2005)

Breaking his pattern it was just one woman for Leo now, but it was the highest paid model in the world.

Trishelle Cannatella (2002)

Whoops, did we say just one woman? Well, she was on The Real World, a Playboy model and a future Lingerie Football League player, so…

Sienna Miller (2005)

Leo, being the savvy guy that he is, briefly took advantage of Sienna and Jude Law’s relationship issues.

Bar Refaeli (2006-2011)

Here’s the one that we thought would stick. And it did for a long time, but we should have known better.

Ashley Roberts & Anne Vyalitsyna (2009)

Bar and Leo had some issues. (Note the date.)

Blake Lively & Alyce Crawford (2011)

He moved on nicely though.

Kendal Schuler & Madalina Ghenea (2011)

Did I mention he moved on nicely?

Erin Heatherton (2011-Present)

Leo’s 2011 was better than 99.9999% of every man in the world’s entire lifetime with regard to dating women. I’d strut too if I was him.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings…

Hold on… it’s quite a list…

Bobbie Brown, Emma Bunton, Karen Butler, Mariah Carey, Carmen Electra, Heather Graham, Monica Hansen, Vanessa Hayden, Natasha Henstridge, Lauren Holly, Rachel Hunter, Sara Foster, Paris Hilton, Kendra Jade, Kidada Jones, Carmen Kass, Virginie Ledoyen, Juliette Lewis, Lindsay Lohan, Demi Moore, Kate Moss, Carla Paneka, Tawney Sablan, Ashley Scott, Alicia Silverstone, Jessica Simpson, Alyssa Sourovoya, Vanessa Trump, and Liv Tyler, phew!

7 sports WAGs who wear the pants in their relationship

A. Isaac — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 12:00:08 +0000

Now that Khloe Kardashian has full control of Lamar Odom’s life, let’s take a look back at some other powerful couples in sports who may or may not have equal say in their relationship. Roughly translated: one one of them is wearing pants, the other is stark naked, hiding the family jewels.

7 Gisele Bundchen

Let’s for a moment ignore Gisele’s ridiculous chastising of the Patriots after their recent Super Bowl loss and instead focus on these pictures of Tom Brady. I feel they accurately describe who wears the pants in the relationship.

6 Jackie Christie

Doug Christie steps to the line and points his fist to the sky. His wife, Jackie, made him do it.
Doug Christie has a wedding every year to repeat vows. His wife, Jackie, made him do it.
Doug Christie looks away as women make eye contact with him. His wife, Jackie, made him do it.
Doug Christie starts a porn production company. His wife, Jackie, made him do it.

5 Anna Benson

We could go on and on about former MLB pitcher Kris Benson and his wife. She got him traded, she said she was a bigger attraction in New York than he was, she threatened people with dildos, blah blah blah. The most damning thing about the former stripper is this quote she gave to Howard Stern many years back after being asked what would happen if Kris cheated on her. “I’d f-ck everyone on the Mets.” Drops mic, walks away

4 Masha Lopatova

Despite being married, Masha allows Andrei Kirilenko to sleep with one other woman a year. Let me repeat that. She ALLOWS him to sleep with other women. Some might argue that means they have an open relationship. In reality, Masha is looking out the corner of her eye, checking out every chick he makes contact with. Sitting. Judging. Waiting. As Janet Jackson once eloquently stated….”CONTROL.”

3 Michelle Damon

There are a lot of stories out there about Michelle Damon. Some of them true, some of them untrue. She might be a former stripper, she might have been sleeping with him while he was married and she might have tried to start a fight with players’ wives in Boston. None of that matters. Here’s what you need to know. While Johnny has been toiling in relative obscurity the last few seasons, it’s Michelle who ultimately told him where to sign. No really. She said Detroit wasn’t “cosmopolitan” enough for her and rarely showed up to his games while he played there. A protest of sorts. Not surprisingly, he’s now unemployed.

2 Khloe Kardashian

For all we know, Lamar Odom would have gone on to become a Hall of Famer with several more rings in Los Angeles. Instead he married to Chewbacca and she sucked him into her soul snatching family of wookies. They made a TV show where she openly talked about their sex life and bought a swing that her fat ass broke. Yesterday, the Mavericks outright released him presumably because they didn’t want to deal with her complaints anymore. If you’re starting to feel bad for the man, trust me, you’re not alone.

1 Amalia Tábata Pereira

Jose Tabata is a 23-year-old outfielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates. Allegedly. I say that because the organization has no idea how old he is. That is the least of Tabata’s problems though. His wife, a woman 24 years his senior told him she was pregnant in 2009. She wasn’t. She stole a baby from a grocery store and told him it was theirs. He believed her. Tabata may not be whipped, he might just be plain stupid. Amalia Pereira also kept her three-year prison record from him. Yea, all that for some cougar sex apparently. Say it aint so Jose!

Tom Brady comforted by Gisele Bundchen

A. Isaac — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:12:15 +0000

Don’t feel too bad for Tom Brady folks. Yes, the loss was devastating, perhaps the worst of his career, especially given the missed opportunities on the last few plays.

In the end though, he’s still much better off in life than…well, everybody. Here’s his smokin’ hot wife Gisele Bundchen comforting him after the loss.

Speaking of those last few plays, apparently Gisele was not pleased with the work of the wide receiving core.

While waiting for the elevator to leave the VIP suites at Lucas Oil Stadium, Giselle said, “My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

So, Thanksgiving dinner at the Welker’s is going to be a bit awkward isn’t it?

Gisele Bundchen shows just how big a winner Tom Brady really is

Douglas Charles — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:00:25 +0000

Tom Brady isn’t the only one in his family who is still winning at life. As you can see from these new pics for Versace, his wife, Gisele Bundchen, is also doing pretty damn good. I’m not sure what all the blue is about, but it’s a fashion photo shoot so I really never know what’s going on. Also, I think these might be ads for bags, but again, who the fuck knows. Gisele just looks pretty hot in the pics so I guess that’s all that matters. Enjoy.

VIDEO: Brazil’s government wants new Gisele Bundchen lingerie ad removed from the airwaves

Douglas Charles — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Gisele Bundchen has made the government of her home country, Brazil, angry at her for a new television ad campaign for Hope Lingerie that she’s featured in because “the campaign promotes the misguided stereotype of a woman as a sexual object of her husband.” No, really.

“The campaign promotes the misguided stereotype of a woman as a sexual object of her husband and ignores the major advances we have achieved in deconstructing sexist practices and thinking,” Brazil’s secretariat said in a statement excerpted at The Guardian, adding that viewers have lodged complaints against the ad.

Translation: She’s sorry for crashing his car, maxing out his credit card, and inviting her mom to stay with them, among other things.

They’re not kidding. In fact, they want the ad removed from circulation and say it “infringes upon two articles of the Brazilian constitution.” I really need to see this document.

Hope Lingerie’s president Sandra Chayo points out, quite accurately I might add, that as a lingerie company it would be absurd for them to try to offend women (since you know, that IS their target audience), and that the whole concept is meant to be taken tongue-in-cheek, or wherever you want to put your tongue. It is a lingerie ad, after all.

Video: Gisele’s “Sexist” Underwear Ads Slammed by Brazilian Officials [Us]

Gisele Bundchen is pretty good at lingerie modeling

Douglas Charles — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 11:00:54 +0000

If only this was a real show...

Gisele Bundchen recently did a photo shoot for something called Brazilian Intimates (there’s a name that conjures up images) which has me rethinking my stance on good ole Mrs. Brady. I’ve taken many a pot shot at Gisele, saying she’s overrated and such, but in reality she’s like one of those women who, depending on when you see them, and under what circumstances, can actually look rather stunning. I suppose if you mix in the fact that she’s got like a trillion dollars one could see why the punky Pats QB would be so enamored. I guess what I am saying is that if they ever got divorced I suppose I’d go out with her. Tweet me, Gisele.

Gisele Bundchen gets wet and sexy for fashion (with bonus video!)

Douglas Charles — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 17:00:54 +0000

Well, hello to you too, Mrs. Brady...

I’m not the biggest Gisele Bundchen fan in the world, but cleavage is cleavage plus many of you do in fact love Mrs. Tom Brady so I figured you might enjoy these new photos and video she shot for the latest issue of Vogue Brazil. Cleavage is cleavage. That’d be a good name for a band. I may have to start a band just so I can use that name. I only play the kazoo though so I am going to need some really good backup musicians. And a singer. Anyone out there interested?

Heidi Klum and her model friends wearing bikinis (and less)

Douglas Charles — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 20:00:50 +0000

Looks like we caught Ms. Klum off guard...

Heidi Klum, who seems to be all about getting naked for things lately, got halfway there for the latest GQ Russia, along with some of her old modeling pals like Karolina Kurkova and a few others. I say “a few others” because I don’t read Russian and I’m too lazy to research who all these women are. I think one of them is Gisele and the rest, eh, I really don’t care. If you know who they are and want to tell us in the comments, well then, that’d be okay. Otherwise just do what I did and stare at the pics for awhile before getting back to work. It’s pretty much how I spend my whole day.

Caption this Tom Brady photo

A. Isaac — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 20:30:23 +0000

Here’s Tom Brady filming an UGG commercial–and here he is with a contraption attached to his crotch.

Give us your best caption in the comments section (try to do better than “Tom’s new apparatus aimed at giving Gisele more pleasure”).

Tom Brady filming an UGG commercial [Caught on Set]

Celebrity dirt: Megan Fox couldn’t handle sex symbol status and more gossip of the day

Douglas Charles — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 15:30:20 +0000

Shia LaBeouf: Megan Fox couldn’t handle sex symbol status
“This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America.”

‘Axed’ Cheryl Cole returning to X Factor
“The British singing sensation is back on the judging panel after the show’s creator Simon Cowell fought for her return.”

Gisele Bundchen on track to make $1 billion
“Bundchen, who has been featured on Forbes’ Celebrity 100 list for 10 years, has been busy branding herself with a slew of projects…”

Hayden Panettiere says she’s “absolutely not” dating Mark Sanchez
“I’m not dating him. I am a huge Jets fan and I was lucky enough to have friends introduce us…”

Justin Timberlake ‘not romantically involved with anyone,’ rep says
“Although Timberlake may indeed be single, an Ashley source says she and the actor are more than just friends.”

Amy Winehouse leaves rehab after just 7 days
“They tried to make her go to rehab… but it only lasted for seven days.”

Sweaty Pippa Middleton collides with topless man at triathlon
“Pippa Middleton didn’t so much sweat as glisten at a triathlon in Woodstock, England on Saturday.”

Blake Lively surfaces in Venice amid alleged naked photo scandal
“Ironically, a pensive looking Lively is seen clutching an iPhone in Italy…”

Heidi Klum going nude for Project Runway ad campaign
“The former model will bare all to promote both the fashion competition show’s ninth season and Lifetime’s sexier image.”

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez haven’t split
“Despite reports to the contrary, the couple packed on the PDA over several days in L.A.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes of Lindsay Lohan’s recent photo shoot for Plum magazine.

Celebrity dirt: Gisele Bundchen is the world’s top earning model and more gossip of the day

Douglas Charles — Mon, 09 May 2011 15:40:04 +0000

The World’s Top Earning Models List Revealed
“Gisele Bundchen is clearly in a class by herself, and has been for a number of years.”

Paula Abdul hired as X Factor judge; Nicole Scherzinger and Steve Jones to co-host
“Cheryl Cole and Antonio ‘L.A.’ Reid have already been named as the other X Factor judges.”

Lady Gaga to mentor on American Idol
“Like previous star advice givers will.i.am and Sheryl Crow, Gaga happens to be in lead mentor Jimmy Iovine’s Interscope Geffen A&M artist stable.”

Olivia Wilde opens up about life after divorce
“It was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.”

Pippa Middleton flaunts hot bikini body
“Pippa is way more than a pretty face.”

Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do a porn movie
“Steven Hirsch sent Pippa the letter, saying he thought she was the star of the Royal Wedding and that her ‘beauty and attitude’ would make her a huge adult star.”

Howard Stern sidekick Robin Quivers talks of leaving
“I’ve always wanted my own television show, so I’ve been putting out feelers for those kinds of things.”

Nicolas Cage dodges bullet in drunken New Orleans arrest
“The evidence did not support charging Cage with a crime.”

Lindsay Lohan is a scientologist now
“John [Travolta] introduced Lindsay to one of the church’s top counselors…”

Flavor Flav accused of fried chicken scam
“Flav went behind Tommy’s back — telling the investors HE was the money man … and even getting them to send him a $30,000 investment…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Taryn Manning’s new music video for her song Turn it Up.

Celebrity dirt: Kendra Wilkinson overshares about her sex life and more gossip

Douglas Charles — Wed, 04 May 2011 16:20:05 +0000

Kendra Wilkinson: DWTS has been “great” for my sex life
“I’m definitely bringing the splits into the bedroom tonight!”

Gisele Bundchen: Tom Brady’s hair is “his choice,” not mine!
“Brady has joked that his wife prefers his longer locks and makes him wear it that way.”

Ryan Seacrest preps for his own NBC music show
“Seacrest has no plans to have a show that would compete with Idol…”

Eclipse, Inception lead 2011 MTV Movie Awards nominations
“For the second time in three years, the vampires of Twilight are leading the charge at the MTV Movie Awards.”

Jesse James: I have started life over
“I always felt out of place my whole life.”

Cops investigate UFC legend over alleged bar attack
“UFC Hall-of-Famer Matt Hughes is at the center of a police investigation… after a female bystander told cops she suffered a broken nose when the fighter went off on another man…”

Scott Pelley to replace Katie Couric on CBS Evening News
“He has the experience, the credibility and he is among the very best reporters ever to work at CBS News.”

Andy Dick arrested — allegedly wasted in public
“The downward spiral continues.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt & Alex Beh have broken up
“The Party of Five star was previously romantically linked to funnyman Jamie Kennedy.”

Cary Grant’s daughter opens up on his devotion, style and sexuality
“Grant’s mother, Dyan Cannon, divorced the screen legend when Jennifer was only a year old…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Gracie Carvalho, Erin Heatherton and more in bikinis for a sexy new Victoria’s Secret commercial.

The 100 sexiest fashion models working today

Douglas Charles — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 12:00:39 +0000

In putting together the 25 Sexiest Countries in the World feature I discovered that there were a lot of sexy models out there that I didn’t know existed. Several hundred of them in fact. This got me to wondering, out of all of these models I had looked at, which were the sexiest? Now you might ask, “How could you possibly rank them in order of sexiness?” And the answer is: You can’t. But I did it anyway.

I scoured through hundreds of photos of dozens upon dozens of fashion models (and discovered that just about all of them are willing to pose with little or no clothing on… I love my job, and fashion!) and made my rankings. But I didn’t stop there. Oh no. I wanted some outside viewpoints before finalizing things so I went looking for other opinions from experts in this sort of thing and hit up my friends at Askmen, FHM, and Complex. These people know sexy women (just check out their sites). Only then was the list of the 100 sexiest fashion models working today finally determined. It was like the United Nations of Sexiness!

Advance Warning: You are going to disagree with these rankings. Shocking, I know, but it is going to happen. The important thing to remember here is that this is a list, with photos, of 100 of the sexiest women in the entire world all in one place. You’re welcome.

And just so you understand, here’s the definition we’re using to describe a fashion model as opposed to simply a glamour model.

100 Daria Strokous
From: Russia. Born: September 25, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: L’Officiel, Vogue.
Has worked for: Dolce & Gabbana, Juicy Couture, Prada.

99 Abbey Lee
From Australia. Born: June 12, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: i-D, Muse, Numero, Nylon, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Chanel, CoverGirl, Dolce & Gabbana, GAP, Gucci, Hugo Boss, Karl Lagerfeld, Ralph Lauren, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

98 Raquel Zimmermann
From: Brazil. Born: May 6, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Marie Claire, L’Officiel, Numero, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Bloomingdale’s, Christian Dior, Clairol, De Beers, Giorgio Armani, Gucci, Oscar de la Renta, Prada, Versace.

97 Daria Werbowy
From: Canada. Born: November 19, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Marie Claire, Numero, V, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Bloomingdale’s, Chanel, Christian Dior, Gucci, Jean Paul Gaultier, Louis Vuitton, Prada, Valentino, Yves Saint Laurent.

96 Eniko Mihalik
From: Hungary. Born: May 11, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: i-D, Glamour, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Numero, Russh, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Gucci, H&M, Victoria’s Secret.

95 Caroline Winberg
From: Sweden. Born: March 27, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Adidas, Ann Taylor, Banana Republic, Guess, Kenneth Cole, Tommy Hilfiger, Valentino, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

94 Franziska Knuppe
From: Germany. Born: December 7, 1974. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle.
Has worked for: Braun, Christian Dior, Joop, Mont Blanc, Triumph.

93 Eva Herzigova
From: Czech Republic. Born: March 10, 1973. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, GQ, Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, Numero, Tatler, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Burberry, Christian Dior, CoverGirl, DKNY, GAP, Guess, J.Crew, Liz Claiborne, L’Oréal, Maybelline, Victoria’s Secret.

92 Constance Jablonski
From: France. Born: October 29, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Harper’s Bazaar, Numero, Russh, Vogue.
Has worked for: Barney’s, Calvin Klein, Dolce & Gabbana, Donna Karan, Estée Lauder, GAP, H&M, Hermès, Moschino, Nine West.

91 Lara Stone
From: Netherlands. Born: December 20, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, i-D, Interview, Jalouse, Numero, V, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, DKNY, Giorgio Armani, Givenchy, H&M, Hugo Boss, Jean Paul Gaultier, Louis Vuitton, Miss Sixty, Versace.

90 Caroline Francischini
From: Brazil. Born: April 4, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle.
Has worked for: Bloomingdales, Calvin Klein, Colcci, Neiman Marcus, Spiegel, Victoria’s Secret.

89 Lindsay Ellingson
From: United States. Born: November 19, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: GQ, L’Officiel, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Christian Dior, DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, La Senza, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Tommy Hilfiger, Victoria’s Secret.

88 Anja Rubik
From: Poland. Born: June 11, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Numero, Nylon, Russh, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Chanel, Diesel, DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, Giorgio Armani, Gucci, Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Valentino, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

87 Esti Ginzburg
From: Israel. Born: March 6, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle.
Has worked for: Burberry, Cia Maritima Beachwear, FCUK, Fox, French Connection, H&M, Tommy Hilfiger.

86 Cintia Dicker
From: Brazil. Born: June 12, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, Marie Claire.
Has worked for: Ann Taylor, Banana Republic, Benetton, CK One, H&M, L’Oréal, Moschino, Yves Saint Laurent.

85 Heidi Mount
From: United States. Born: April 6, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Madame Figaro, Numero, W.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Chanel, DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, GAP, Givenchy, Max Mara.

84 Vanessa Hessler
From: Italy. Born: January 21, 1988. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, DT, Elle, GQ, Madame Figaro.
Has worked for: Avon, Guess, L’Oréal.

83 Monikangana Dutta
From: India. Born: September 13. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Ensemble.

82 Anna de Rijk
From: Netherlands. Born: February 27, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, French Revue de Modes, Harper’s Bazaar.
Has worked for: Adidas, Chanel, Gucci, Prada, Vera Wang.

81 Kate Moss
From: England. Born: January 16, 1974. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Allure, DT, Elle, GQ, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Marie Claire, V, Vanity Fair, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Agent Provocateur, Chanel, Christian Dior, DKNY, Gianni Versace, Gucci, L’Oréal, Valisère, Versace, Yves Saint Laurent.

80 Jessica Perez
From: Costa Rica. Born: 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Bolero.
Has worked for: Victoria’s Secret.

79 Erin Heatherton
From: United States. Born: March 4, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Flair, Grazia, GQ, Russh.
Has worked for: Benetton, Dolce & Gabbana, John Galliano, Karl Lagerfeld, Lacoste, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

78 Linda Vojtova
From: Czech Republic. Born: June 22, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, L’Officiel, Vogue, VS.
Has worked for: Ann Taylor, Diesel, Elie Saab, Giorgio Armani, Neiman Marcus, Palmers, Saks Fifth Avenue, Victoria’s Secret.

77 Chanel Iman
From: United States. Born: December 1, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Muse, Vogue.
Has worked for: DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, J.Crew, Jean Paul Gaultier, Lord & Taylor, Ralph Lauren, Saks Fifth Avenue, Victoria’s Secret.

76 Ana Beatriz Barros
From: Brazil. Born: May 29, 1982. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, DT, Elle, Glamour, GQ, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Chanel, Christian Dior, Diesel, Guess, Intimissimi, L’Oreal, Neiman Marcus, Next, Oakley, Victoria’s Secret, Zeki Triko.

75 Jessica Hart
From: Australia. Born: March 26, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Shape, Vogue.
Has worked for: Esprit, GAP, Guess, H&M, L’Oréal, Newport News, Next, Target, Venus Swimwear, Victoria’s Secret.

74 Jessica Stam
From: Canda. Born: April 23, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: i-D, Numero, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Bergdorf Goodman, Calvin Klein, DKNY, GAP, Giorgio Armani, Gucci, Marc Jacobs, Prada, Vera Wang, Versace.

73 Anna Selezneva
From: Russia. Born: July 29, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Numero, Tatler, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Chanel, Calvin Klein, Emporio Armani, Joop! Jeans, Ralph Lauren, Vera Wang, Versace, Yves Saint Laurent.

72 Lisalla Montenegro
From: Brazil. Born: 1988. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle.
Has worked for: Baby Phat, Freemans, L’Oréal, Maybelline, Target, UGG Australia.

71 Behati Prinsloo
From: Namibia. Born: May 16, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Marie Claire, Muse, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: DKNY, GAP, H&M, Hugo Boss, Lacoste, Marc Jacobs, Nine West, Tommy Hilfiger, Victoria’s Secret.

70 Raica Oliveira
From: Brazil. Born: January 22, 1984. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle, Marie Claire, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Vanity Fair, Vogue.
Has worked for: Ann Taylor, Avon, Chanel, Christian Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, Diane von Furstenberg, Ralph Lauren, Yves Saint Laurent.

69 Arlenis Sosa
From: Dominican Republic. Born: May 7, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: i-D, Latina, Vogue.
Has worked for: Express, GAP, Lancôme, Victoria’s Secret.

68 Laura Blokhina
From: Russia. Born: January 3, 1991. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: French Revue de Modes, Marie Claire.
Has worked for: Dolce & Gabbana, Marie Jo Haute Lingerie, Myla Lingerie.

67 Jennifer Hawkins
From: Australia. Born: December 22, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Men’s Style, Ralph.
Has worked for: Asus, CoverGirl, Lovable Lingerie, Lux, Pepsi.

66 Sessilee Lopez
From: United States. Born: January 4, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: i-D, Harper’s Bazaar, Latina, Vogue.
Has worked for: Adidas, Barney’s New York, Calvin Klein, DKNY, GAP, H&M, Levi’s, Macy’s, Saks Fifth Avenue, Tommy Hilfiger, Victoria’s Secret.

65 Jessica Gomes
From: Australia. Born: September 25, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Biba, Madison.
Has worked for: Adidas, DKNY, Garnier, Levi’s, Motorola, Urban Outfitters, Victoria’s Secret.

64 Kendra Spears
From: United States. Born: August 13, 1988. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, French Revue de Modes, Harper’s Bazaar, Vogue.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Calzedonia, Diane von Furstenberg, Prada, The Limited.

63 Natalia Vodianova
From: Russia. Born: February 28, 1982. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: DT, Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, Jalouse, L’Officiel, Marie Claire, Numero, Vogue.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Chanel, Diane Von Fustenberg, Etam Lingerie, Giorgio Armani, L’Oréal, Stella McCartney, Versace.

62 Julia Stegner
From: Germany. Born: November 2, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, GQ, i-D, Vanity Fair, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Bulgari, Dolce & Gabbana, Giorgio Armani, Givenchy, Hugo Boss, Maybelline, Ralph Lauren, Victoria’s Secret.

61 Diana Morales
From: Spain. Born: 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle.
Has worked for: Intimissimi, KGB Swimwear, Loewe, Nieman Marcus.

60 Louise Pedersen
From: Denmark. Born: November 17, 1981. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Amica, Elle, I-D, New York, Vogue.
Has worked for: Banana Republic, Chanel, DKNY, GAP, Gucci, Hugo Boss, J. Crew, Jimmy Choo, Levi’s, Lord & Taylor, Tommy Hilfiger.

59 Marloes Horst
From: Netherlands. Born: March 8, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Glamour, Harper’s Bazaar, Numero, Tatler, Vogue.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, H&M, Lança Perfume, Max Mara.

58 Anne Vyalitsyna
From: Russia. Born: March 19, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Tush, Vogue.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Chanel, Diesel, DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, GAP, Hugo Boss, Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Victoria’s Secret.

57 Catherine McNeil
From: Australia. Born: May 30, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Harper’s Bazaar, Numero, Russh, V, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Christian Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, Donna Karan, GAP, Hugo Boss, Jean-Paul Gaultier, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

56 Petra Nemcova
From: Czech Republic. Born: June 24, 1979. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle, Glamour, GQ, Harper’s Bazaar, Shape, Sports Illustrated.
Has worked for: Cartier, Intimissimi, La Senza, Maindenform, Max Factor, Pantene, Playtex, Sports Illustrated, Victoria’s Secret.

55 Elisandra Tomacheski
From: Brazil. Born: October 28, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Sure.
Has worked for: Bon Prix Lingerie, Foschini, Izod.

54 Edita Vilkeviciute
From: Lithuania. Born: January 1, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Allure, Marie Claire, Numero, Vogue.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Christian Dior, Emporio Armani, GAP, Giorgio Armani, H&M, Karl Lagerfeld, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

53 Maryna Linchuk
From: Belarus. Born: September 4, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Numero, Tatler, Vogue.
Has worked for: Christian Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, Donna Karan, Express, GAP, H&M, Kenneth Cole, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

52 Lee Hye Jung
From: South Korea. Born: 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Unknown.
Has worked for: Chanel, Diesel, Gucci, Marc Jacobs, Tommy Hilfiger.

51 Renata Kuerten
From: Brazil. Born: 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Rolling Stone, Vogue.
Has worked for: Banco de Areira Swimwear, C&A, Levi’s, Myth.

50 Shannan Click
From: United States. Born: November 17, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Abercrombie & Fitch, Emporio Armani, Guess, Lacoste, L’Oreal, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Tommy Hilfiger.

49 Alyssa Miller
From: United States. Born: July 4, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Vogue.
Has worked for: Bebe, Billabong, Diesel, DOC, Guess Marciano, Juicy Couture, Stella McCartney.

48 Daniela Freitas
From: Brazil. Born: August 4, 1988. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour.
Has worked for: Etam, Urban Decay, Victor Hugo.

47 Emanuela de Paula
From: Brazil. Born: April 25, 1989. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: GQ, L’Officiel, Vogue.
Has worked for: DKNY, Next, Saks Fifth Avenue, Sephora, Tommy Hilfiger, Victoria’s Secret.

46 Elsa Hosk
From: Sweden. Born: November 7, 1988. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle.
Has worked for: Boomerang, Fornarina, Guess, Levi’s.

45 Sasha Pivovarova
From: Russia. Born: January 21, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, Jalouse, L’Officiel, Madame Figaro, Numero, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Chanel, Christian Dior, GAP, Giorgio Armani, H&M, Hugo Boss, Miu Miu, Prada, Tiffany & Co.

44 Shu Pei
From: China. Born: January 1, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Self, Vogue.
Has worked for: Bennetton, GAP, Kenzo, Vera Wang.

43 Lonneke Engel
From: Netherlands. Born: June 14, 1981. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle, Glamour, L’Officiel, Marie Claire.
Has worked for: Abercrombie & Fitch, Bobbi Brown, Chanel, CoverGirl, Esprit, GAP, Guess, Louis Vuitton, Mango, Ralph Lauren.

42 Catrinel Menghia
From: Romania. Born: October 1, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle, FHM, GQ.
Has worked for: Emporio Armani, Levi’s, Lise Charmel, Triumph, Valisere.

41 Hilary Rhoda
From: United States. Born: April 6, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, L’Officiel, Numero, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Abercrombie & Fitch, Ann Taylor, Chanel, Donna Karan, Gucci, Ralph Lauren, Valentino, Victoria’s Secret.

40 Izabel Goulart
From: Brazil. Born: October 23, 1984. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: DT, Elle, Esquire, GQ, L’Offciel, Marie Claire, Rolling Stone, Vogue.
Has worked for: Avon, Diesel, Dolce & Gabbana, Express, Forum, Garnier, Ralph Lauren, Victoria’s Secret, Würth.

39 Bianca Balti
From: Italy. Born: March 19, 1984. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, GQ, Harper’s Bazaar, L’Officiel, Marie Claire, Numero, Playboy, Vogue.
Has worked for: Christian Dior, DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, Donna Karan, Neiman Marcus, Revlon, Saks Fifth Avenue, Victoria’s Secret.

38 Magdalena Frackowiak
From: Poland. Born: October 6, 1984. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, Muse, Numero, Vogue.
Has worked for: Christian Dior, Christian Lacroix, FCUK, GAP, Givenchy, Neiman Marcus, Nine West, Oscar de la Renta, Ralph Lauren.

37 Lily Aldridge
From: United States. Born: November 15, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Amica, GQ, Vegas.
Has worked for: Levi’s, Rocawear, Saks Fifth Avenue, Victoria’s Secret.

36 Lily Donaldson
From: England. Born: January 27, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Jalouse, Marie Claire, Numero, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Burberry, Chanel, Christian Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, Gucci, H&M, Miss Sixty, Tiffany & Co., Valentino, Victoria’s Secret.

35 Alina Vacariu
From: Romania. Born: December 13, 1984. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Playboy.
Has worked for: Abercrombie & Fitch, Bare Necessities, Frederick’s of Hollywood, JC Penney, L’Oréal, Stella Artois, Victoria’s Secret.

34 Anna Maria Jagodzinska
From: Poland. Born: September 12, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: L’Officiel, Numero, Vogue.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, DKNY, Nordstrom, Oscar de la Renta, Prada, Stella McCartney, Tommy Hilfiger, Yves Saint Laurent.

33 Isabeli Fontana
From: Brazil. Born: July 4, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Allure, Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Numero, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Ann Taylor, Dolce & Gabbana, J.Crew, Ralph Lauren, Revlon, Tommy Hilfiger, Valentino, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

32 Helen Lindes
From: Spain. Born: August 17, 1981. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: DT, Elle, Interviú.
Has worked for: Avon, Jaguar, L’Oréal, Nota Lingerie, Valery Lingerie.

31 Freja Beha
From: Denmark. Born: October 18, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Allure, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Numero, Purple, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Chanel, Emporio Armani, GAP, Gucci, Harry Winston, Hermès, Hugo Boss, Karl Lagerfeld, Louis Vuitton, Valentino.

30 Jessica White
From: United States. Born: June 22, 1984. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: King, Surface.
Has worked for: Chloé, CoverGirl, GAP, Maybelline, RocaWear, Tommy Hilfiger.

29 Heidi Klum
From: Germany. Born: June 1, 1973. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle, Esquire, Glamour, GQ, Mademoiselle, Marie Claire, Redbook, Shape, Sports Illustrated, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Ann Taylor, Diet Coke, Liz Claiborne, McDonald’s, Newport News, Nike, Nine West, Tommy Hilfiger, Victoria’s Secret, Volkswagen.

28 Hana Soukupova
From: Czech Republic. Born: December 18, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Russh, Tatler, Vogue.
Has worked for: Ann Taylor, Bulgari, Gucci, Jill Stuart, Neiman Marcus, Ninesix, Versace.

27 Dree Hemingway
From: United States. Born: December 4, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, i-D, Purple, W.
Has worked for: Abercrombie & Fitch, DKNY, Gucci, Jean Paul Gaultier, Mango, Valentino.

26 Elle Liberachi
From: England. Born: Feburary 23, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Esquire, FHM, Ocean Drive.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Gossard Lingerie, Guess, L’Oréal, Lynx, Playboy Intimates, Roberto Cavalli.

25 Valentina Zeliaeva
From: Russia. Born: October 11, 1982. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, Harper’s Bazaar, Russh, V, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: BCBG, Calvin Klein, Coach, Cole Haan, L’Oreal, Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Victoria’s Secret.

24 Kate Upton
From: United States. Born: June 10, 1992. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan.
Has worked for: Beach Bunny Swimwear, Dooney & Bourke, Guess, Macy’s, Victoria’s Secret.

23 Arizona Muse
From: United States. Born: September 18, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Numero, Vogue.
Has worked for: Bebe, Prada, Yves Saint Laurent.

22 Liu Wen
From: China. Born: January 27, 1988. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, L’Officiel, Madame Figaro, Numero, Vogue.
Has worked for: Barney’s New York, Calvin Klein, Converse, DKNY, Estee Lauder, Evian, GAP, Victoria’s Secret.

21 Gracie Carvalho
From: Brazil. Born: July 23, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: L’Officiel, Vogue.
Has worked for: DKNY, GAP, J.Crew, Kenneth Cole, Tommy Hilfiger.

20 Kim Cloutier
From: Canada. Born: March 25, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Flare.
Has worked for: Abercrombie & Fitch, La Senza, Montelle Intimates, Perrier, Redken, Triumph, Victoria’s Secret.

19 Natasha Poly
From: Russia. Born: July 12, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Numero, Vogue, V, W.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Dolce & Gabbana, Gucci, Jimmy Choo, Nine West, Ralph Lauren, Saks Fifth Avenue, Victoria’s Secret.

18 Karolina Kurkova
From: Czech Republic. Born: February 28, 1984. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: DT, Elle, Esquire, Glamour, Harper’s Bazaar, Numero, Vanity Fair, Vogue.
Has worked for: Chanel, Christian Dior, Hugo Boss, Jean Paul Gaultier, Tommy Hilfiger, Valentino, Versace, Victoria’s Secret, Zeki.

17 Daniela de Jesus
From: Mexico. Born: January 11, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Grazia, Vogue.
Has worked for: Abercrombie & Fitch, Guess, L’Oreal, Pantene, Victoria’s Secret.

16 Jourdan Dunn
From: England. Born: August 3, 1990. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, i-D, Vogue.
Has worked for: Burberry, Calvin Klein, GAP, United Colors of Benetton, Victoria’s Secret, Yves Saint Laurent.

15 Du Juan
From: China. Born: September 15, 1982. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, Jalouse, L’Officiel, Marie Claire, Numero, Vogue.
Has worked for: Anna Sui, Esprit, GAP, Giorgio Armani, H&M, Louis Vuitton, Roberto Cavalli, Yves Saint Laurent.

14 Doutzen Kroes
From: Netherlands. Born: January 23, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Elle, Glamour, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Tatler, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Dolce & Gabbana, H&M, L’Oréal, Tiffany & Co., Tommy Hilfiger, Valentino, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

13 Alessandra Ambrosio
From: Brazil. Born: April 11, 1981. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, DT, Elle, GQ, Harper’s Bazaar, L’Officiel, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Christian Dior, Gucci, Guess, Intimissimi, Oscar de la Renta, Ralph Lauren, Revlon, Victoria’s Secret.

12 Joan Smalls
From: Puerto Rico. Born: July 11, 1988. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: i-D, WWD.
Has worked for: Dillard’s, Estée Lauder, Givenchy, Gucci, Liz Claiborne, Neiman Marcus, Ralph Lauren, Roberto Cavalli, Stella McCartney.

11 Miranda Kerr
From: Australia. Born: April 20, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Glamour, GQ, Harper’s Bazaar, i-D, Ralph, Rolling Stone, Vogue.
Has worked for: Clinique, Garnier, Marc Jacobs, Maybelline, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Prada, Sephora, Victoria’s Secret, XOXO.

10 Emily DiDonato
From: United States. Born: February 24, 1991. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Marie Claire, Numero.
Has worked for: Calvin Klein, Giorgio Armani, Guess, La Senza, Maybelline, Ralph Lauren, Victoria’s Secret.

9 Selita Ebanks
From: Cayman Islands. Born: February 15, 1983. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Esquire, GQ, Maxim, Vegas, Ocean Drive.
Has worked for: Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle, Clinique, DKNY, Levi’s, Maybelline, Sprite, Target, Victoria’s Secret.

8 Irina Shayk
From: Russia. Born: January 6, 1986. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: DT, Elle, Glamour, GQ, Jalouse, Sports Illustrated, Tatler.
Has worked for: Guess, Intimissimi, La Senza, Lacoste, Triumph, Victoria’s Secret.

7 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
From: England. Born: April 18, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: DT, Elle, GQ, Harper’s Bazaar, Jack, L’Officiel, Love, Vogue.
Has worked for: Abercrombie & Fitch, Agent Provocateur, Clinique, DKNY, Ralph Lauren, Sauvage, Tommy Hilfiger, Victoria’s Secret.

6 Bar Refaeli
From: Israel. Born: June 4, 1985. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, DT, Elle, Esquire, GQ, Marie Claire, Sports Illustrated, Tatler.
Has worked for: Chanel, Hurley Swimwear, Passionata Lingerie, Ralph Lauren, Reebok, Sean John, True Religion, Victoria’s Secret.

5 Brooklyn Decker
From: United States. Born: April 12, 1987. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Esquire, Glamour, Ocean Drive, Self, Sports Illustrated, Women’s Health.
Has worked for: American Eagle, Gap, Victoria’s Secret.

4 Gisele Bundchen
From: Brazil. Born: July 20, 1980. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Allure, Cosmopolitan, Elle, Esquire, Harper’s Bazaar, Rolling Stone, V, Vogue, W.
Has worked for: Dolce & Gabbana, Giorgio Armani, Jean Paul Gaultier, Karl Lagerfeld, L’Oreal, Valentino, Versace, Victoria’s Secret.

3 Adriana Lima
From: Brazil. Born: June 12, 1981. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, DT, Elle, Esquire, GQ, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, V, Vogue.
Has worked for: Bebe, BMW, Emporio Armani, Giorgio Armani, Guess, Maybelline, Mossimo, Swatch, Victoria’s Secret, XOXO.

2 Marisa Miller
From: United States. Born: August 6, 1978. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: 944, Complex, Cosmopolitan, DT, Esquire, GQ, Marie Claire, Shape, Sports Illustrated.
Has worked for: Calzedonia, Harley Davidson, J.Crew, Marc Jacobs, Nordstrom, Pepsi, Tommy Hillfiger, True Religion, Victoria’s Secret.

1 Candice Swanepoel
From: South Africa. Born: October 20, 1988. (view pictures)
Has appeared on the cover of: Cosmopolitan, Elle, FHM, GQ, Marie Claire, Vogue.
Has worked for: Agua Bendita, Diesel, Fornarina, Guess, Nike, Tommy Hilfiger, True Religion, Victoria’s Secret.

Special thanks to Askmen, FHM, and Complex for their assistance.

[Sources: FashionModelDirectory.com, Models.com, NYMag.com, Wikipedia.com]

Tom Brady dancing at Rio Carnival

A. Isaac — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 14:59:45 +0000

It appears Tom Brady has taken his dancing talents to Rio Carnival. Thankfully for everyone involved, there is video of this historic event and as you can imagine, Brady’s dance moves are as uncomfortable as a Rex Ryan foot fetish press conference.

Video via Jimmy Traina of Hot Clicks:

Alternate title to this video, “things men are willing to do to get laid by Gisele Bundchen“. It’s only a matter of time before this video makes its way to his Patriots teammates’ and others in the league. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a hot topic at labor negotiations today. The players’ union could be using this clip to make their case stronger. “You see what you’ve done to us—Tom Brady has turned into a ponytail wearing hippie doing his best Elaine Benes dance impression. Is that what the owners’ goals are–to break even our best players down?”

Gisele Bundchen posed for pictures with her top off

Douglas Charles — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 12:00:32 +0000

I can see why Tom Brady likes her...

Gisele Bundchen is down in Rio (rocking a tiny bikini) this weekend for Carnival but before she took her talents there she put them all out on display for V magazine. This is from the same issue that put Britney Spears on the cover. Not sure how I would feel about that if I were Gisele. She used to be the highest paid model in the world and now she’s getting beat for magazine covers by the Cheetos princess.

Gisele Bundchen behind the scenes at a Victoria’s Secret lingerie shoot

Douglas Charles — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 17:15:48 +0000

Gisele Bundchen behind the scenes at a Victoria’s Secret lingerie shoot

Gisele Bundchen went on vacation, in a bikini

Douglas Charles — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 18:00:05 +0000

Slowly, Gisele... Take them off slowly...

Gisele Bundchen took some well-deserved time off from making loads of money for doing very little work and hit the beach in Miami. I know I have said in the past that if I ever hit it big I am buying a house on the beach in St. Barths, but I think I may need to buy a second home on Miami Beach because I don’t think a week goes by in which some celebrity babe isn’t cavorting around the sand there in a bikini. If you’re going to dream, dream big, I say!

Gisele Bundchen is good at her job

Douglas Charles — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 15:00:48 +0000

I wonder if she dresses like this for Tom in the bedroom?

Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen recently did some work for Vogue Brazil in which she wears only her underwear. I’m not sure how I would feel about that if she were my wife, but hey, I’m also not a Super Bowl winning quarterback. I guess he’s okay with it all since she’s making bank. Why else would he let her pose in nothing but body paint?

Tom Brady, Randy Moss fight about hair

A. Isaac — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 18:11:26 +0000

In perhaps the dumbest locker room controversy since Ines Sainz’ flaunted her assets, Randy Moss and Tom Brady allegedly went toe-to-toe over hairstyles.

There was reportedly no winner in the dispute, although it’s believed than mankind took a rather large step back.

According to the report, Brady was not happy with Moss’ behavior and told him that he should shave his beard. Moss allegedly responded, telling Brady to cut his hair and that he looks like a girl.

A part of me really wants to believe this was a viral marketing campaign for Gillette or Axe Hair. But alas, it seems that is not the case.

Frankly, considering Randy Moss’ past hairdos, I’m not sure he really has room to speak on the matter. And Brady, well, he has Gisele on his side. I’d gladly shave my balls and grow a ponytail if I was tappin that.