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Top 40 movies that would be improved by fisting

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com Terminator FistingAngels & FistersFist Me To HellFistday the 13thFisted UpFistdog MillionaireQuantum of FistingFist/NixonBatman: The Dark FistFist WarsFist Wars: The Fisting MenaceThe Passion of the FistThe Lord of the FistFisting NemoMeet the FistersHarry Potter and the Fisting of SecretsHow The Fist Stole ChristmasTransfisters: Revenge of the FallenMy Big Fat Greek FistingFisting ... Read more

Top 10 approaching ethical crises in sports

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com 10.Brain Roids. Popular among the frat set at leading universities, this concoction of pills has dubious value now, but will likely improve over time. Should we laud a quarterback with perfect knowledge of the playbook if it came out of a bottle? How about a pitcher who can remember every ... Read more

Top 10 historical lays

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com Let’s face it – if Man ever gets access to a functioning time machine, what are we going to use it for? Right, theft and sex. Since the theft is obvious (ooh, you got the lottery numbers *and* the NFL point spreads right? You criminal mastermind!), let’s go right to ... Read more