The story of how the two met is undeniably bizarre. Carter was an 18 year-old who gave up Bailey’s mother, Lynette, for adoption in Indiana.

After Bailey’s mother died of brain cancer, he set out to find his biological grandmother, hoping to find family. Once he tracked down Carter’s address, he wrote her a letter. Then they talked over the phone. Then he emailed her a photo and they arranged to meet in person.

In 2006, they met for the first time. According to Yahoo, here’s what happened during their first meeting:

‘From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,’ Pearl remembers happily. ‘For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.’

I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,’ Pearl says.

‘I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.’

‘Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,’ Phil openly explains.

In related news, I no longer have the desire to finish these raisins I was eating.

Carter used her retirement money to find a $54,000 surrogate who could give birth to the pair’s first child (See her thoughts on the situation here). Because if Carter somehow got pregnant, that’d probably just make things weird.

Best of luck to the happy couple. May there be many an awkward Mother’s Day for the loving family in the future.

‘I’m in love with my grandson and we’re having a baby’ [Yahoo Xtra]

There’s new advice for older men who want to preserve their sexual function: have sex, and have it often, researchers say.

In a study that followed nearly 1,000 older Finnish men for five years, researchers found that those who were regularly having sex at the start of the study were at lower risk of developing erectile dysfunction (ED) by the study’s end.

A number of factors contribute to ED development, many of which could also affect a man’s sexually activity — such as age, diabetes and heart disease. However, after taking account of those factors, sexual activity itself remained linked to ED risk, Koskimaki’s team found.

It may be a matter of “use it or lose it,” according to the researchers. Just as exercise boosts physical fitness, they note, regular sexual activity may help a man preserve his erectile function.

In related news, old people are disgusting and should be forced into indentured servitude. Oh, that’s not really related news. But still pretty appropriate, no? Like not my grandparents, they’re cool. But everyone else’s. It’s just so inconvenient. They walk all slowly and make stuff like AARP popular. Have you ever read that thing? It doesn’t even have pictures of boobs! It’s like, WHOA! What kind of magazine is this?!?!?!

Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin fell in love at a time when lesbians risked being arrested, fired from their jobs and sent to electroshock treatment.

On Monday afternoon, more than a half-century after they became a couple, Lyon and Martin plan to become the first same-sex couples to legally exchange marriage vows in San Francisco and among the first in the state.

“It was something you wanted to know, ‘Is it really going to happen?’ And now it’s happened, and maybe it can continue to happen,” Lyon said.

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom plans to officiate at the private ceremony in his City Hall office before 50 invited guests. He picked Martin, 87, and Lyon, 84, for the front of the line in recognition of their long relationship and their status as pioneers of the gay rights movement.

Mmm check out those two sexy babes up there. Nothing would get me hotter than that saucy little prune sandwich. Yeah, sniff her hair, Del. Oh…a couple clumps came out eh? Yeah well, that’s what cervical cancer will do I guess. Kiss her naughty place. Yeahhhhh…wait…move that cobweb out of the way first. How did that get there? Just slide a finger in. Don’t worry, put a little WD-40 on your hand and it’ll be fine…wait, looks like there’s something stuck in there. Is that a newspaper that says “Dewey Defeats Truman”? You can use your mouth. Mmm…it looks like you’re a zombie trying to feed yourself off of Albert Einstein.

Oh baby, nothing hotter than a couple of experienced women doing sexy things. Thanks for that, gay marriage. Without you, there would be no “flannel wedding gown” industry.