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Virginia man seeks trophy wife on Craigslist with creepy ad in ‘Writing Jobs’ section
An Ashburn, Va. man is seeking a trophy wife and, naturally, Craigslist seems like a great place to start. Here’s the ad he placed. Spoiler alert: It’s awful.
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Local news leads off program with story about kindergartener pooping self
A six-year-old girl crapped herself after her school wouldn’t let her go to the bathroom, resulting in a lot of shame. Naturally, the local news station KY3 decided to help her out by making it their top story.
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Teens jump in front of NYC trains in game of chicken
Residents of Crown Heights, Brooklyn have complained about teens regularly playing a game of ‘chicken’ with NYC subway trains. This video shows them in the act. Spoiler alert: No one is cartoonishly flattened into a pancake.
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Finally, penis warmers have arrived on Etsy!
The hot new trend? Hand-made wool penis warmers. And here I’ve been, sitting with my genitals both frigid and undecorated for years like a savage.
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Finance guy keeps douchey spreadsheet about Match.com dates
Note: If you ever want to get laid again, you may want to avoid sending one of your Match.com dates your creepily thorough spreadsheet on the ladies you met on the dating Web site. A lesson this finance guy should have learned.
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Drunk girl’s slip-n-slide at Coachella seems like a good but dangerous time
Coachella was a safe haven to holograms, hot chicks, and apparently reckless slip-n-slide usage. You’ve seen the first two..now a girl in a bikini will provide you with the third.
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Burst of wind from plane engine sends girl flying, literally
Planes take flight through the awesome power of wind. Thus, it stands to believe that enough wind to send a multiple ton machine into the air could harm you, a hundred-pound woman. The girl in this video just learned that lesson the hard way.
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College girl smashes a beer bottle over her own head
In this video, a cute Penn State girl smashes a beer bottle over her own head. Cute, wasteful with alcohol, and able to sustain blows to the head? This is the positive PR Penn State needed after the Sandusky situation.