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Female Fox News anchor wonders if man was right to beat woman into coma
As we mentioned earlier, it's International Women's Day. And when women are not busy making terrible logos to support the cause, they're apparently busy saying on Twitter that a man might have been right for beating
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Flight attendant puts a baby in overhead compartment, gets fired
When you’re a flight attendant, the first rule of the job should probably “Don’t store growing humans somewhere they could suffocate to death.” Unfortunately, this bit of common sense was lost on an Australian Virgin Blue employee.
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VIDEO: Drunk Ohio priest’s jailhouse rant is hilarious
What do you get when you have an Akron, Ohio priest with 3x the legal blood alcohol limit filmed in a jail holding cell? Hilarity. And some pun-based sacrilege. Both, in spades.
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Anti-gay, anti-masturbation minister Grant Storms arrested allegedly jacking at playground
It's never really a shocker when some holier-than-thou type gets caught with his pants down (literally or figuratively). But this is a particularly egregious example: New Orleans Christian fundamentalist minister Grant Storms was arrested after allegedly rubbing one out next to a playground.
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Connecticut man steals 58 containers of deodorant for some reason
“When times get tough, the tough steal 58 containers worth of deodorant,” Connecticut native Joseph Mingolello must have told himself before his brilliant scheme that got him arrested.
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Inmate hid over 30 items in his rectum, according to jail
A homeless man being brought before a judge: Not unusual. The homeless man having 30 items stored in his anus during his court date? That’s where things get special.
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Man killed by bird after cockfighting event is broken up
Cockfighting is a weird sport. There's obviously a large sect of society that's interested in it and it's a humorous enough word and premise to have been the focus of a "Seinfeld" episode, but it involves strapping razor blades to roosters and making them fight to the death. Mixed emotions. Anyway, some
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Facebook: The place to brag about your kid’s future as a stripper
There are many things to find wrong with this photo. But I’ll abstain from comment for now. The main thing to take away? This is a parent bragging about her child’s future earning potential….as a stripper
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Las Vegas tourist sues for $1.8 million after a bad night with a prostitute
New York college student Hubert Blackman went to Las Vegas with blackjack dreams and hooker fantasies. He claims he left short $300, traumatized, and feeling threatened by police (after all, hooking is illegal in Vegas). Now he's suing for a full refund and a $1.8 million settlement.
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Man stabs four, killing one, after being mocked for his fart
Passing gas in public unexpectedly can be an embarrassing experience. But here’s how not to respond…by stabbing four people, leading to the death of one.
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Cops called to bar after Illinois man drunkenly destroys A.C. Slater picture
Personally, I was always more of a Zack Morris man, but I don't understand the outright hatred displayed by one Illinois man who smashed a framed photo of A.C. Slater, the "Saved by the Bell" character portrayed by Mario Lopez, in a local bar after a few too many drinks.