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Palin baby daddy Levi Johnston stays impregnating women
Levi Johnston slipped one past the undeniably dominant goalie that is Bristol Palin’s cervix. And now, he’s struck again: TMZ reports that Johnston knocked up 20-year-old Sunny Oglesby.
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GirlfriendHire – the creepy Web site that lets you hire women for stupid reasons
For as long as there’s been an Internet, there have been pointless ways to make nominal amounts of money. New Web site GirlfriendHire.com does it at an advanced level, allowing you to hire random women for just five bucks.
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Guy’s pier jump sabotaged by incredibly shallow water
Looking for a refreshing way to cool down this summer? Try jumping off a pier like this guy. You should probably make sure it’s deeper than the cup of water you get at the dentist. Unlike this guy.
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Middle school teacher resigns after attempting to measure student’s cleavage
Important life lesson alert! When you’re a middle school math teacher, don’t measure your student’s cleavage in front of the whole class. It tends not to be well-received.
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11 disturbing things tweeted about 16-year-old Kendall Jenner’s bikini photo
Kendall Jenner is a teenager. Being a teenager, she posted the above photo on her Instagram saying “Miss summer! #tan” Media outlets were a combination of disgusted and titillated. Guys were creeps. Here are the most particularly disturbing tweets.
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Aussie college demands professors be nice, they refuse
The administration of the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology wants its professors to be nicer. But is that counterproductive to the goals of a teacher? The professors there say yes.
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Fight in a Nashville Sbarro’s reveals nothing is sacred
Forget about everything you’ve thought about Sbarro’s. No pizza goats, no good times for the whole family. No sir, just cold meatballs and violence (accompanied by hilarious commentary).
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Belvedere Vodka tweet establishes it as the ‘Rapiest of Vodkas’
Note to all companies out there: When you’re on Twitter, you might want to avoid making “hilarious” tweets about your product tied in with sexual assault. Lesson learned, Belvedere Vodka?
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Forever 21 Photoshops out women’s kneecaps for some reason
A woman’s knees are the window to the soul. Wait, is that not the expression? Huh. Well then. Anyway, women’s store Forever 21 is Photoshopping out women’s kneecaps, making some sort of monster in their product listings.
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Driver cuts off guy at gas pump, leads to massive explosion
A woman driver (*cough) allegedly got impatient at a Miami gas station so, she did what most a-holes would do: Cut someone off. Small problem: Her awfulness at driving led her to crash into the gas pump, leading to a huge explosion.
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Father takes son skateboarding sans helmet, falls immediately
This video goes out to all of the dads out there who’ve made a small mistake here and there. No matter how bad it seems, at least you’re not as awful as this dad who takes his kid skateboarding and fails instantly.