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Donating sperm gets more money than blood
Via Carcino.gen.nz comes this comic which amused me more than it should have.
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Man attempts rape of raccoon, fails
Raccoons are so sexy with their darkened eyes and fur so you could see why a drunk man would try to f one. But yeah, not the best idea.
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Worst. Wilderness tour. Ever.
I’ve never been to the wild (unless we’re counting the times I’ve bought crack at 3AM) so I’m not sure how these jungle tours work. But man, I’m not entirely sure what this guy is doing to this lion.
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Woman sucks at parenting, publicly admits she doesn't love daughter
A British woman has a feature in the Daily Mail today about her problem with parenting. Well, not parenting because she’s an awesome mom to one daughter, but rather the fact that she just doesn’t seem to like her other child.
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UK town offering employees time off for breast implant surgery
England is pretty awesome sometimes. A town in Manchester is offering workers at its city council extra time off to get cosmetic surgeries, including implants and whatever else their heart desires.
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Jamie Lynn Spears is further proof that teenage girls are idiots
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. Jamie Lynn Spears apparently had liposuction somewhere in her third through fifth months of pregnancy because she “just thought she was getting fat”.
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Mother abandons daughter at hospital but it's cool because it's Nebraska
A mother left her daughter at a hospital in Nebraska under the state’s new laws saying that any child can be abandoned at will.
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Phase 1: Steal bull semen. Phase 2: ?. Phase 3: PROFIT
In Scotland, some thieves stole a fload of bull semen, probably more for sale than for a tasting session. One can only hope.
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Today is National "Men Make Dinner" Day
Oh boy oh boy we’re turning our patriarchal society on its head because today is National “Men Make Dinner” Day.
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New lingerie has GPS in it, makes women all feministy
A new line of lingerie with GPS tracking capabilities has ladies all in a tizzy because women get all emotional when they have their periods. Or because it’s an invasion of privacy. Either/or.
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Burglar breaks into store, has sex with mannequins
A burglar broke into a German store and had sweet sweet love with three mannequins on a display bed. Aroused? Read on.