Great things to buy

Oh what a luxurious vacation

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Everybody’s broke, so there has to be some way to save money and still take the vacation you wanted. The Rancho Bernardo Inn has just the remedy for your anorexic wallet with their $19 rooms…presuming you can sacrifice luxuries like A/C, toilet paper, and a bed. Read more

Finally, an appetizer for your cat

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I have felt like a poor host to my cat for so long; every time I offer her a bottled water, she stares at me confusedly. Fortunately, thanks to Fancy Feast, you can finally offer your pet an appetizer. Because your cat isn’t enough of dick already without expecting a multiple-course meal now, too. Click ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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Some company is selling a lip balm called “Chicken Poop”. After hearing the origins of the company, one might wonder what other awful things Grandpa put in the kids’ mouth areas, but perhaps that’s a trauma best left repressed. “Grandpa says: If ya got chapped lips, put some chicken poop on ‘em so you won’t ... Read more

Don't sell your life away and expect big money

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Thinking about selling your life away? Prepare to be disappointed if you’re anything like this Australian dude. A man who auctioned his life — his house, his car, his job, even his friends — on eBay said Monday he is disappointed with the selling price: almost $384,000. Ian Usher, a British immigrant to Australia, put ... Read more