Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d start taking some time on the weekends to share some classics that many of our newer readers may have missed.

Over the years, women have proven to be stellar athletes and, over time, some experts expect women to be able to compete and defeat male athletes. But that doesn’t mean they don’t look downright foxy in their different uniforms.

12 Netball dress
Very unknown sport that was derived from basketball. However, they were smart enough to add some sex appeal and put them in these one piece dresses. Not common in the States for sure and more of an English/Australian/New Zealand thing… which is fine by me.

11 Field hockey skirt
Not often seen unless you’re watching the Olympics or ESPNU for a random college game. Nonetheless, an extremely strong competitor in this category.

10 Soccer shorts
Most would say that the soccer uniform has no business on this list but yet, its one of the few sports where a woman can be overtly muscular and still remain attractive. Helps if the shorts ride a little high… I’m just sayin’.

9 Golf shorts
Fair to assume that us men hate women on the golf course. They’re slow and they often don’t advance the ball beyond 50 yards. But those outfits could make Bea Arthur look attractive….(Okay, maybe not her… RIP Bea.)

8 The tennis skirt
An oldie and a classic.  Truly stands the test of time.  Although, lately women have gone with the tight shorts and or suit look (Serena Williams, anyone?), the skirt is still the consensus winner for tennis.

7 The gymnastics leotard
Very underrated but very much appreciated.  Just make sure you’re staring at someone who is of age.  In fact, stick to the college competitions to avoid looking like a pedophile.

6 Track and field shorts/tank top
Hard to ignore the popularity explosion of girls like Allison Stokke and other pole vaulters who flaunt their backside but you can’t ignore the runners who try to wear the flimsiest shorts possible in an effort to gain that extra advantage.

5 Indoor volleyball shorts
There is a human being out there (probably a man) who decided that girls needed for some odd reason to wear these uncomfortable and extremely short shorts.  I pray to that unknown person every day.

4 Cheerleading uniform
Debatable whether its a sport but they get the nod because as my friend said “they do have competitions”.  I think that was code for, “They’re in short skirts, put them on the list or I kill you.”

3 Surfing wetsuit
Another one of those sports that we just don’t get to see enough.  Probably because none of us know whats going on and what constitutes a good score.  If they could just focus on the bikini bottom and wetsuit, we could probably figure out everything from there.

2 Figure skating attire
Dresses, skirts, shorts… whatever these ladies put on seem to work well.  Probably because most of them could fit into a suitcase but hey, I’m not complaining.

1 Beach volleyball bikinis
By far, the gold medal of sports uniforms. You could put the ugliest professional beach volleyballer out there and every dude would be staring at her backside. That’s what you get for wearing a bikini and calling it a uniform.

(Didn’t make the cut:  Basketball, Swimming, Softball, Ice Hockey)

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Jay Cutler could handle eight sacks, but number nine finally did him in. The Bears’ quarterback suffered a concussion after he was repeatedly hit yesterday in the first half by the Giants defense. His status for week 5 is uncertain. His status for wanting to kill his offensive linemen and Mike Martz however remains extremely clear.

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Josh Scobee kicked the 8th longest field goal in NFL history to defeat the Colts yesterday. It was the longest of his career and marks the 3rd time since 2007 that Scobee has beaten them with a last second field goal. Now if only the Jags could play like that against other teams.

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Remember LaDainian Tomlinson? Just a few short years ago, he was arguably the best running back in the NFL and certainly one of the best in history. The Chargers wrote him off in the offseason citing old age and diminishing production. So he went to the Jets and the 31-year old pulled off his 47th 100 yard game against the Bills in Sunday’s game.

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So which one is it Ms. Hong Su Jong? The North Korean gymnast has used three different birth dates for competition purposes ranging from 1985-1989. Age falsification has been a problem for gymnastics for quite some time. But never has something like this occurred. So on one hand I feel bad that people have been taking advantage of Jong for so long. On the other hand though, well, she sure does get her fair share of birthday cakes.

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The last time both USC and Texas were unranked during the regular season, yea, it was a long time ago–516 weeks to be exact. The Trojans were stunned over the weekend by the visiting Huskies and Texas lost to bitter rival Oklahoma in the Red River rivalry making this the first since week 9 of the 2000 season that neither found themselves in the AP poll.

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Texans’ running back Arian Foster finds himself in elite company today. After sitting out part of the game for disciplinary action, Foster came in to tally 187 yards from scrimmage in about 2.5 quarters. His offensive explosion thus far four games into the season has only been matched by two other players in history. Billy Sims and Emmitt Smith…both perennial pro-bowlers in their career.

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Going into today’s Ryder Cup action, the U.S. finds themselves trailing the Europeans by three points. Considering the Americans were at one time leading this competition 6-4, it gives you an idea how the last session went. The Europeans stormed back to take command winning 5.5 out of a possible 6 points yesterday. But like all other Ryder Cups before, the singles matches will decide who takes home the trophy.

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I’ve been getting these Russian bride ads on the site every now and then, but something tells me that none of the babes they’re offering look like this Lyasan Utyasheva babe. Holee crap. This Lyasan Utyasheva is/was a gymnast?! That’s what my search turns up and there’s a video of someone with that name below (after the jump). Is it the same babe? No idea. Let’s just pretend it is… Like I said on Thursday, gymnasts really should pose like this all the time.

Seriously, why don’t more gymnasts go into modeling (or porn)? I mean look at this Ukrainian babe and two-time Olympic bronze medalist rhythmic gymnast Anna Bessonova and tell me you wouldn’t like to see more super flexible, toned gymnastic babes in poses like this?

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A.J. playing golf…

Wearing his new Tiger Woods Nikes while playing golf…

A.J. “Throwing it down with authority!”

A.J. from the free throw line!

Bowling…

More bowling…

Doing some gymnastics…

on 205th recommends: RICH AND BRAINLESS

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To make up for my complete idiocy, here’s nine comments made by announcers during the Olympics that they would like to take back.

on 205th recommends: PACIFIST VIKING

on 205th recommends: BALL DON’T LIE

on 205th recommends: RUMORS AND RANTS

on 205th recommends: BUSTED COVERAGE

Apparently one of the requirements of being Lara Croft is the ability (and willingness) to do jumps and kicks that basically expose your well-groomed, tanless crotchal area (see below).

UPDATE: ZOO actually has some biographical details on Ms. Carroll.