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Running over ladies will not make them want to bed you

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Some guy tried to get some foxy ladies at a doughnut shop in California. Unfortunately, they rejected him, so he responded like any logical person might…by trying to run all three of them down with his car. A Pasadena, Calif. man has been charged with trying to run down three women who spurned his advances ... Read more

Kid kisses ear, causes deafness

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No, not a sudden ability to beatbox and do some ill poppin’ and lockin’, but rather actual loss of hearing. Some kid kissed her mom’s ear and it was all downhill from there. What’s in a kiss? That’s what a Hicksville, N.Y. mother would like to know after her young daughter’s kiss left her with ... Read more