Health

Study: Teen sex down for both males and females

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Sexting is everywhere and with the hypersexualization of all our media, you’d think kids would be getting it in at alarming rates. According to a new study from the Centers for Disease Control…not so much. Read more

Adriana Lima reveals standard horrifying Victoria’s Secret Angel diet

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Sure, as men, you certainly enjoy the results of the hard work of women like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models and Victoria’s Secret Angels. But what about the terrifying sacrifices they make? Adriana Lima revealed her pre-show diet to the Telegraph and it’s kind of depressing. Read more

Glow-in-the-dark kitten might help cure AIDS

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When researchers combine cures for deadly illnesses with adorable animals, good things are bound to happen. And that’s the case in this research involving this kitten at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. Read more

CNN provides “5 questions to ask before penis surgery”

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“Penis surgery” is a fairly nebulous and open-ended term that can refer to a lot of things. But fortunately, CNN (via The Hairpin) is here to help. Or hurt. Or help you hurt yourself. One of those. Read more

26-year-old denied treatment for breast cancer due to being male

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Breast cancer’s a horrible type of cancer with a high mortality rate that, odds are, some woman in your life has been affected by it. But men get it too. And now one 26-year-old in South Carolina can’t get his breast cancer treatment covered by Medicaid because he’s…well, a he. Read more

7 ways to be obnoxious while exercising

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We all try to exercise in some capacity. Some choose to get fit in the great outdoors, while others enjoy the comfort of a weight room or gymnasium. Unfortunately, some people take their exercise too far in an attempt to impress the masses. Here are a few ways people become obnoxious while they’re breaking a sweat. Read more

Study: Fatties less sexually satisfied, cheeseburgers presumably suffer as result

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A new study published in the Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy says that overweight people, specifically the obese, are less likely to find themselves sexually satisfied. Read more

VIDEO: The Taiwanese animation people tackle links between oral sex and cancer

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No longer content to tackle pop culture news items, Taiwanese CGI animation news organization NMA created a video about the recent studies that link oral sex to face and neck cancer in men. If you’ve always wondered why HPV hasn’t been personified as a shady pimp in mainstream media before, your fears should be greatly ... Read more

Study: Five burgers a week could leave you with cancer

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Most guys out there are like me, I’d assume, and are always ready to eat a burger. You may not go out of the way to do it everyday, but if one just materialized in front of you, who wouldn’t eat it? Bad news: A new study out of the UK says five burgers a ... Read more

8 fast food items that will ensure you die of a heart attack

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Fast food is an American way of life. And so are heart attacks and obesity, giving the U.S. of A. top bragging rights. We love to bash the fast food industry in films and books like Super Size Me and Fast Food Nation. However, at 3am after a night of throwing back two-for-one well drinks, nothing really sounds better than a greasy burger. Read more

Unknown illness turns out to be an allergy to orgasms

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Dutch researchers have found that a random outbreak of flulike symptoms could be the result of an allergy to orgasms, according to a new study. Read more