Selena Gomez won the red carpet...

The American Music Awards took place last night. There were winners (Katy Perry for instance). There were losers (Lady Gaga for example). And most of all, there were sexy celebrity women in fancy dresses including the getting hotter by the day Selena Gomez (wow). This is your rundown. (And I promise, no photos of Christina Aguilera. You’ll thank me.)

The winners:
New Artist of the Year, Pop/Rock: Hot Chelle Rae
New Artist Of The Year, Rap/Hip Hop: Wiz Khalifa
Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album: Nicki Minaj – Pink Friday
Favorite Soul/R&B Album: Rihanna – Loud
Favorite Country Album: Taylor Swift – Speak Now
Favorite Female Pop Artist: Katy Perry
Favorite Country Band, Duo or Group: Lady Antebellum
Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Artist: Nicki Minaj
Favorite Country Female Artist: Taylor Swift
Favorite Pop/Rock Band, Duo or Group: Maroon 5
Favorite Latin Artist: Jennifer Lopez
Favorite Soul/R&B Female Artist: Beyonce
Favorite Pop or Rock Male Artist: Bruno Mars
Artist of the Year: Taylor Swift

Performance/costume of the night had to go to Jennifer Lopez for wearing whatever this was…

And here’s a handful of some of the sexy celebrity women who were on hand (in order below): Julie Bowen, Jennifer Hudson, Sarah Hyland, Heidi Klum, Jenny McCarthy, Vanessa Minnillo, Alanis Morrisette, Jennifer Morrison, Audrina Patridge, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift.

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Halloween is officially today, but with it falling on a Monday many sexy female celebrities already got their costume on for some party time. The highlights so far have to be Kate Upton as a bottle of Tabasco and Heidi Klum just freaking the f*ck out of us. I’m sure there will be much more to report tomorrow, that’s why I am calling this “volume one.” So far the costumes as a whole have been a bit disappointing, but maybe they’ll really bring out the big guns later today.

In order below: Coco and Ice-T, Kim Kardashian, Heidi Klum, AnnaLynne McCord, Rose McGowan, Melissa Rycroft, Kate Upton, Jayde Nicole, JWoww, Petra Ecclestone, and AJ and Aly Michalka, and Cameron Diaz in a badass Joker mask..

I bet PTA meetings are well-attended at her kids' schools...

One would think that having a legendary supermodel like Heidi Klum for a mom would make for an interesting childhood, right? Men always leering at your mom and all. Now what if your mom walked around town with you while wearing a sheer top so everyone could see her supermodel bra? That’s where I think it’d get really weird. Think about it. You’re walking around with your mom, men sitting at tables suddenly can’t stand up or close their suddenly agape jaws. Hang on a second, I just had an idea… Heidi’s oldest daughter is now 7 years-old. I wonder if I could somehow hook my son up with her. Because you know this girl’s going to be hot as hell, have loads of money, and lots of issues once she reaches a certain age. I now have a long-term goal in life.

(And here I thought Elle Macpherson was an awesome mom.)

Looks like we caught Ms. Klum off guard...

Heidi Klum, who seems to be all about getting naked for things lately, got halfway there for the latest GQ Russia, along with some of her old modeling pals like Karolina Kurkova and a few others. I say “a few others” because I don’t read Russian and I’m too lazy to research who all these women are. I think one of them is Gisele and the rest, eh, I really don’t care. If you know who they are and want to tell us in the comments, well then, that’d be okay. Otherwise just do what I did and stare at the pics for awhile before getting back to work. It’s pretty much how I spend my whole day.

Heidi Klum goes naked for Project Runway Season 9
“This is definitely sexier than past campaigns we’ve done.”

Lindsay Lohan dodges jail bullet
“Judge Sautner said the only thing Lindsay was guilty of was ‘extremely poor judgment.’”

Lindsay Lohan builds a fence on her roof
“…the actress had a bamboo fence installed on her rooftop to keep prying eyes at bay.”

D.A. Danette Meyers criticizes Lindsay Lohan’s behavior during house arrest
“I think that Ms. Lohan should really be trying to get rehabilitated.”

Lindsay Lohan shuts down Matt Lauer interview
“Lindsay was actually in the makeup chair when things went south.”

Hugh Hefner plots TV special about getting dumped
“The marriage special planned for Lifetime TV is now going to have a ‘runaway bride’ theme and will air in July.”

Kim Kardashian got a butt x-ray
“Fed up with constant chatter that her Armenian behind is enhanced with an implant, the reality star seeks the advice of her family doctor…”

U2 are infighting about Glastonbury appearance
“Everybody seems to have a slightly different opinion, which is not good news.”

Sean Kingston released from hospital
“Although the singer is expected to make a full recovery, sources say he suffered a broken jaw, fractured wrist and water in his lungs.”

Lauren Conrad to write for Forbes
“Conrad’s partnership with Forbes will take readers on a ‘four-month exploration of the fashion business, inner workings of a celebrity web site, the publishing industry…’”

J.K. Rowling unveils Pottermore Web site
“The free site will launch in October but is accepting email addresses now for alerts on how to register.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Britney Spears’ new music video for her song “I Wanna Go.”

Tracy Morgan apologizes for anti-gay rant
“I’m not a hateful person and don’t condone any kind of violence against others.”

Bret Lockett — I never actually met Kim Kardashian
“Although he maintains to have carried on a ‘physical relationship’ with Kim Kardashian, NFL guy Bret Lockett finally admitted … he has never even met her in person.”

Russell Crowe goes on anti-circumcision rant
“Circumcision is barbaric and stupid. Who are you to correct nature?”

Kanye West romantically linked to Mary Kate Olsen
“The two were said to be making out at the club and they left together.”

Shia LaBeouf: I’m done with Transformers
“I imagine they’ll reboot it at some point with someone else.”

Tired, wet fans angry with the Black Eyed Peas
“What, Will.I.Am can’t play in the rain? Is Fergie’s hair gonna get wet?”

Nicole Scherzinger tries not to read Cheryl Cole, X Factor headlines
“As for the woman she replaced as a judge, she called Cole ‘a lovely, beautiful girl.’”

Khloe Kardashian defends Kim’s shocking prenup
“Do you know what kind of day and age this is? Everybody needs a prenup.”

Ricki Lake sued for starting house fire
“…Kousayan reportedly spoke with emergency responders who claim that on the scene, Lake essentially admitted to causing the blaze.”

Hugh Hefner’s fiancée, Crystal Harris releases debut song
“My dad was a singer in the UK, and I got my pipes from him.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Legendary supermodel Heidi Klum in a new “Body By Milk” commercial.

Shia LaBeouf: Megan Fox couldn’t handle sex symbol status
“This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America.”

‘Axed’ Cheryl Cole returning to X Factor
“The British singing sensation is back on the judging panel after the show’s creator Simon Cowell fought for her return.”

Gisele Bundchen on track to make $1 billion
“Bundchen, who has been featured on Forbes’ Celebrity 100 list for 10 years, has been busy branding herself with a slew of projects…”

Hayden Panettiere says she’s “absolutely not” dating Mark Sanchez
“I’m not dating him. I am a huge Jets fan and I was lucky enough to have friends introduce us…”

Justin Timberlake ‘not romantically involved with anyone,’ rep says
“Although Timberlake may indeed be single, an Ashley source says she and the actor are more than just friends.”

Amy Winehouse leaves rehab after just 7 days
“They tried to make her go to rehab… but it only lasted for seven days.”

Sweaty Pippa Middleton collides with topless man at triathlon
“Pippa Middleton didn’t so much sweat as glisten at a triathlon in Woodstock, England on Saturday.”

Blake Lively surfaces in Venice amid alleged naked photo scandal
“Ironically, a pensive looking Lively is seen clutching an iPhone in Italy…”

Heidi Klum going nude for Project Runway ad campaign
“The former model will bare all to promote both the fashion competition show’s ninth season and Lifetime’s sexier image.”

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez haven’t split
“Despite reports to the contrary, the couple packed on the PDA over several days in L.A.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes of Lindsay Lohan’s recent photo shoot for Plum magazine.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Alec Baldwin is urging Blake Lively to strip for PETA. Alec Baldwin is the smartest man in the entire world. (Then she’s free to do that Playboy thing we discussed a while back.)

>>> Quote of the year? Cougar Town actor Josh Hopkins calls Jennifer Aniston a “sport f–k”. I like you Josh Hopkins. Whoever the hell you are.

>>> Heidi Klum quit Victoria’s Secret. A moment of silence, please.

>>> Gisele Bundchen was photographed canoodling (yes, I said canoodling) with a man who is not Tom Brady. I am sure there is a logical explanation for it though. Like she is a whore or something straightforward like that.

>>> Dane Cook strikes out with the ladies just like you. Only he has a lot of money to make him feel better.

>>> Jessica Simpson’s career seems to be going well.

>>> Khloe Kardashian is trying to get pregnant. And yet people still need to pass tests just to drive a car.

>>> Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey take showers twice a day together. Meanwhile, we’re at work, slaving away for a buck. Ugh.

>>> Lindsay Lohan has multiple personalities. So says a “longtime Lindsay Lohan associate”. What’s more shocking? That LiLo has multiple personalities? Or that she has a longtime associate?

>>> Oh yeah, Lindsay’s also back in rehab. For the sixth time. I’m sure it’ll work this time though.

>>> At least she has Charlie Sheen’s support. That’ll get her over the hump, for sure.

>>> Paris Hilton is set to begin serving the 200 hours of community service as part of her cocaine plea deal. Most likely visiting sick kids and helping out at an animal shelter. Wait, who is being punished here?

>>> Speaking of Paris Hilton, her boyfriend ran over a photographer, and there was video. Frankly I am surprised he didn’t run over a gas pump. You know, to kill himself… because he’s Paris Hilton’s boyfriend.

>>> Eminem is returning to acting for a sex drama named 360. A sex drama, you say? Sounds like Jenny McCarthy might want to get in on some of that.

>>> Emma Watson is back at Brown University for her second year of college, horrific haircut and all.

Today’s sexy video comes to us from Lynx Rise and features Jessica-Jane Clement. Why am I giving them free advertising, you say? Did I mention it featured Jessica-Jane Clement?

As you know by now, The 2010 Emmy Awards took place last night. Some shows won, some lost, some people won, some lost, but more importantly it was a great excuse for a whole bunch of sexy celebrity ladies to put on their best attire and pose for photographs. Among those appearing at last night’s festivities were (in order below): Anna Paquin, Brooke Burke, Carrie Ann Inaba, Claire Danes, Emily Blunt, Emily Deschanel, Eva Longoria, Heidi Klum, January Jones, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Julie Benz, Kim Kardashian, Lauren Graham, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Sofia Vergara, and Stephanie Pratt. Oh yeah, and Christina Hendricks (I hear you guys like her).

It’s Saturday, I’m spent, and I think the headline kinds of tells it all, “Heidi Klum got naked for German GQ“, so I will just leave things right there and stop writing and do what you’re doing… trying to see if any of Heidi’s naughty bits slipped through in any of these photos… See ya Monday.

In break-up news, Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera broke up. Whoever the hell Ryan Cabrera is. Also this week Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick ended their relationship, or more precisely Ed dumped Jessica. Because he apparently has so many other better options. I’m sure there won’t be any tension on the Gossip Girl set as a result of the breakup though.

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy also called it quits. Said Jim on Twitter, “Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^>” Does anyone else wish Twitter had never been invented?

In WTF news, Hugh Jackman is set to play a guy with balls on his chin. No joke. He will be playing a man with genitalia attached to his face in a very risque comedy opposite Oscar-winning actress Kate Winslet. Jackman plays a man whose testicles are located under his chin and Winslet plays a woman who goes out on a date with his character. Again, I repeat, this is real.

In even bigger WTF news, a Survivor producer is suspected of killing his wife, then dumping her in the sewer. Pimp My Ride and former Survivor producer Bruce Beresford-Redman was arrested Thursday as a suspect in his wife’s death days after reporting her missing in Cancun.

In your weekly Lindsay Lohan update, Lindsay’s dad, Michael Lohan, is now engaged to one Kate Major. What is odd about this is that Kate was once a key member of Lindsay’s entourage. Gee, I wonder what Lindsay thinks of that. If only she had commented. Oh wait, she did… “I’m gonna vomit!” she told UsMagazine.com after hearing the wedding news Tuesday. “I so didn’t need that info … Yuck!” Look at the bright side, Lilo, maybe once they’re married she can help you get back into some clubs again.

In an exclusive interview, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s former bodyguard reveals that since Brad and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston reconnected at the 2009 Academy Awards, they have hooked up four times. Angelina is so going to beat Jen’s ass if this is true.

And in your weekly someone cheated on someone (a lot) news, the Jesse James – Sandra Bullock story just keeps getting weirder. It seems that Jesse used his wife’s credit card to pay for a high priced call girl while she was away filming Blind Side. But wait, there’s more! Jesse also allegedly made over 12 sex tapes with his mistresses. But wait, there’s more! Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia. But wait, there’s even more! After barely a week, Jesse James bailed on sex rehab. Then a day or so later, he returned. This is the story that just keeps on giving, isn’t it?

Nicollete Sheridan is suing Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry for $20 million citing assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination. Oh, and she didn’t like being killed off the show. That too. Mostly that.

In other legal news, Sean Penn is being sued for making death threats against a photographer. In a suit filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Jordan Dawes claims Penn assaulted him by “kicking and punching” him as he filmed a documentary about paparazzi in October 2009. That Sean Penn, he so silly…

According to the doctor charged with the death of Michael Jackson, it was Michael who, in fact, killed himself. Dr. Conrad Murray’s defense is that he was taking a leak while MJ gave himself the lethal shot. Ah, the old “I was taking a leak” defense. That one always works.

And finally, in news that is sure to make your weekend, Heidi Klum says that she is so relaxed about nudity she happily goes naked in front of her parents. Says Heidi, “I think it’s because I grew up in a very easy-going family where my parents were always naked.” I wonder if her mom is hot? You know you were thinking the same thing…

There were, of course, a bunch of Oscar parties in Hollywood last night, which also meant that there were a lot of sexy celebrity babes all dressed up and looking their best. One of the best parties was the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Party. There were way hotter babes here than at the actual show, by the way. I’m going to leave out photos of the babes I already covered in our Oscar coverage from Sunday night since you’ve already seen them (right?). Babes in attendance at Elton’s party included (in order below): Demi Lovato, Christina Hendricks, Michelle Rodriguez, Olivia Munn, Hayden Panettiere, Lea Michele, Eva Amurri, Stacey Dash (with Jamie Foxx), Heidi Klum, Gina Gershon, Malin Akerman, Milla Jovovich, Katie Price, Victoria Beckham, and Kelly Brook.

Doutzen Kroes, Eliza Dusku, Zoe Saldana, Julia Stiles, Heidi Klum, Chloe Sevigny, and Lady Gaga attended something called the amfAR Gala as a part of the beginning of Fashion Week in New York. And of course, someone was there with a camera. They are calling this the Fall 2010 Fashion Week. Is the fashion industry like the car industry where the 2010 models actually come out in 2009, because last time I looked it wasn’t even Spring yet? I just need to understand these things.

Heidi Klum certainly knows how to make a statement. And that statement is, “As long as you have some suspenders, who needs a shirt?” I think that a few (or all) of these photos from this DT magazine photo shoot are from her book Heidilicious, but only a couple appeared in the amazing post I did on it a couple months ago. And if these are from her book, it just cements what I am asking for for my birthday.

The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards took place last night. Did you watch? I usually watch it just to see what chicks are in attendance and what they are wearing or in some cases, not wearing. Luckily for you, I have this Web site to share what I saw. And share I shall do. I found it amazing how many of these ladies with absolutely zero ties to music were checking out the festivities. Here’s a little sampling of who strolled the red carpet last night (in order below): Marisa Miller, Lauren Sanchez (WOW), Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (OW), Kristine Elezaj, Jennifer Nettles, Lea Michele, Lady Gaga, Olivia Munn, Carrie Ann Inaba, Giuliana Rancic, Shaila Durcal, Tierney Sutton, Taylor Swift (who couldn’t carry a note last night despite winning Album of the Year), Colbie Caillat, Heidi Klum (CLEAVY!), Hayley Williams, Stacy Ferguson, Katy Perry, Melody Thornton, Hillary Scott (not the porn star), Shaun Robinson, Liv Jones, Chantel Christie, Paloma, Miley Cyrus, Tia Carrere, Carrie Underwood, Rihanna, Britney Spears (MOO), Nicole Kidman, Ke$ha, Ciara, Kristen Bell, and Beyonce. Amazingly Olivia Wilde wasn’t there. (UPDATE: Added some Kaley Cuoco pics I just ran into… so hot. Bottom of the page.)

As is the custom each year around this time, dozens of self-important people called ‘actors’ got together to celebrate their own greatness (several times, actually). Kind of like me an my buddies do at the 7-11 every Friday night. Unlike us though, they have a name for their event: The Golden Globe Awards. And being that it’s a swanky affair, a whole flock of sexy babes were there. In order below: Lisa Edelstein, Jennifer Aniston, Marion Cotillard, Jennifer Garner, Olivia Wilde, January Jones, Sandra Bullock, Jenna Fischer, Leona Lewis, Emily Blunt, Jayma Mays, Kate Hudson (looking quite pissed off), Jennifer Morrison, Diane Kruger, Stacy Ferguson, Christina Hendricks, Eva LaRue, Kristen Bell, Lea Michele, Jessalyn Gilsig, Ginnifer Goodwin, Perrey Reeves, Sofia Vergara, Maria Menounos, Lauren Graham, Rose Byrne, Vanessa Minnillo, Anna Kendrick, Anna Paquin, Drew Barrymore, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Heather Graham, Penelope Cruz, Julie Benz, Zoe Saldana, Julia Roberts, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Jane Krakowski, Heidi Klum, Jaime Pressly, Cameron Diaz, Courteney Cox, Nicole Kidman, Julianne Moore, Julianna Margulies, Christina Aguilera, and Mariah Carey.

1973… CBS sells the New York Yankees for $10 million to a syndicate led by George Steinbrenner. The Miami Dolphins defeat the Washington Redskins 14–7 to complete the NFL’s first perfect season. Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon is released. The last United States soldier leaves Vietnam. And it was ONE HELL of a year for stunning women to be born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1973 – - – - – - – -

Eva Herzigová (Czech model) – – – – – – – – – Rose McGowan (American actress)

Samantha Harris (American TV presenter) – – – – – – – – – Heidi Klum (German model)

Roselyn Sanchez (Puerto Rican actress) – – – – – – – – – Kate Beckinsale (British actress)

Shannon Elizabeth (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Aishwarya Rai (Indian actress)

Ali Landry (American model) – – – – – – – – – Molly Sims (American model)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

Since the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (which we have already covered in great detail) took place last night it got me to thinking about all the great commercials that this oh so wonderful company has run lo these many years. (By the way, if you missed the show and want to see it, go here.) The major players in each commercial have been identified. Sure there are more babes in some of these ads than I listed, but while I certainly know my babes better than the average guy on the street, I don’t know them THAT well so I stuck to the super-dupermodels when it came to identifying them. The clips themselves are in no particular order because ranking them would be like asking me which one of my children is my favorite. There is no right answer. They’re all spectacular and we’ll leave it at that. Enjoy.

As every male is probably aware by now The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night. Alas we have to wait til December 1 to see it on TV. However, YOU don’t have to wait to see what it all looked like as we have over 130 pics right here to help you with the wait. We’ve got all the main supermodels you want to see: Marisa (and her $3 million bra), Miranda, Alessandra, Heidi, Doutzen, Candice, Ana and even Maryna Linchuk. We’ve got show pics and after party pics. And we’ve even got a few shots of hot babes in attendance that weren’t models. Yep… it’s going to be a good day. (P.S. If I run across any more pics today I will be adding them to this gallery so check back! UPDATE: Added more pics. OVER 150 PHOTOS NOW!)

And if that’s not enough, check out more pics from the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show!!

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The annual event marked on every real man’s calendar (December 1 at 10:00PM on CBS), the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is just around the corner and Victoria got all her ladies together for one giant photo op in Times Square the other day. Nothing really special about these pics other than it’s way more sexy than should be legally allowed in one location. And just to show how big my brain is, here’s a complete list of all the women in these pics: Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Anastasia Kuznetsova, Behati Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel, Caroline Trentini, Caroline Winberg, Chanel Iman, Dorothea Barth-Jorgensen, Doutzen Kroes, Elyse Taylor, Eniko Mihalik, Erin Heatherton, Heidi Klum, Izabel Goulart, Julia Stegner, Lily Aldridge, Lindsay Ellingson, Liu Wen, Lyndsey Scott, Marissa Miller, Mia Aminata Niaria, Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Selita Ebanks, Sessilee Lopez, Shannan Click, Tatiana Kovylina, Jamie Lee Darley, and Kylie Bisutti. Phew…

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