Helena Christensen

Helena Christensen in lingerie is rather mind-blowing

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Danish fashion model Helena Christensen is 43 years-old. And she looks like this in lingerie. Ridiculous. Read more

Helena Christensen’s still got a pretty nice bikini body

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Decades ago Helena Christensen was arguably the hottest supermodel on the planet. (We all remember her sexy appearance in that Chris Isaak video, right? Right? Sigh.) Anyway, she must still be working out. Read more

GQ got the supermodel band back together

I’m going to need your help on this one. It seems that GQ (Russia?) got some of the babes of the photo you see above (from the early 1990′s?) back together for a sexy photo shoot. Unfortunately, I can’t read Russian (or whatever language this is) so I am not even sure who all these ... Read more

Never. Do. This. Again… Supermodels without makeup

If you don’t want to feel like someone peed in your Wheaties today, stop right now and go to a different page than this one. Harper’s Bazaar did a photo shoot called “Supermodels Supernatural” in which they took gorgeous models and photographed them without makeup or retouching. Yeah… Read more

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1968

1968… Martin Luther King, Jr. is shot dead at the Lorraine Motel in Memphis. Robert F. Kennedy is shot at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles. The soap opera One Life to Live premieres on ABC. Mattel’s Hot Wheels toy cars are introduced. And these beautiful women were born into our world… Read more

A moment with Helena Christensen

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Helena Christensen is still hot

This whore used to be big in the 90′s and even though she’s pretty much irrelevant nowadays, she’s still hot as f and doesn’t suffer from that Pamela Anderson Syndrome. CLICK HERE TO FIND WHAT THE HELL PAMELA ANDERSON SYNDROME IS, OH, AND SEE HOT PICS… Read more

Helena Christensen used to be so hot

Back in the day, Helena Christensen was, in my opinion, the hottest model walking the planet. However, in the last, ohhhhh, 15 years, she hasn’t really even been a blip on the radar. So what’s a woman to do to get back in our good graces? As we already know, the key is boobage and ... Read more