High school.

VIDEO: High school kid gives graduation speech full of ‘My Little Pony’ references

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A teen speaking at the Cypress Charter High School graduation in California decided to incorporate a bunch of ‘My Little Pony’ references into his speech. Spoiler alert: It’s awkward. Read more

VIDEO: Kid completely botches celebratory graduation cartwheel

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Graduating from high school is a big moment in every young person’s life but it also happens to be one most people don’t take too seriously. So this kid’s hideous attempt at a cartwheel, while not a big deal, should probably be more shameful than he realizes. Read more

Molestation is never funny, even when it’s done by a “woman” looking like this

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High school females working in athletics have a reputation, deserved or not, for being a little creepy with their underaged female associates. So perhaps this story of a softball umpire doing bad things to a 14-year-old girl isn’t so shocking. But the photo, purported to be of a woman, kind of is. Read more

VIDEO: If this kid Jason Pitts doesn’t get it in at prom, something is wrong with society

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How did you ask your girlfriend to prom? A stammering speech? Perhaps an awkward IM depending upon your age? Well you have nothing on this kid Jason Pitts who walked into his potential date’s 3rd period class at Santa Monica High School with a guitar (and back-up singers) to ask a young lass to prom. Read more

VIDEO: High school senior Kayla K. comes out during MLK Jr. Day Assembly

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You can like or dislike homosexuality all you want, but I think most people would agree that high school kids offing themselves over their sexual inclinations is kind of a bummer. So this is a nice story. One Maria Carrillo High School senior named Kayla K. came out during her school’s Martin Luther King Jr. ... Read more

High school punishes kids for wearing Christmas sweaters

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I think the ironic celebration of the holidays in the form of gaudy Christmas sweaters is kind of lame. But one Virginia high school’s punishment of a group that called themselves the “Christmas Sweater Club” just seems ridiculous, even by oversensitive public school standards. Read more

VIDEO: The most intense girls’ hurdles race ever

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Might I interest you in a clip of a high school girl failing miserably at running a hurdles race, set to intense rock music? Courage, thy name is Alexis. Read more

VIDEO: High school girl trucks other runner on track accidentally

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Do you like cute teenage girls running over people during a track meet? Of course you do. Thus, here’s a video that is relevant to your interests (audio may be NSFW). Read more

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High schools really have some problem dealing with LGBT situations amongst their students. The latest flap? A Dallas transgender teen (now a female) is not being allowed to run for homecoming queen. And, of course, there is outrage. Read more

Teacher’s aid gives high school wrestler oral sex in the stands

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Normally, a teacher aides day includes grading papers, tutoring, and the occasional banging of chalk from erasers. In the case of Laura Gallegos however, she took the “banging” part a little too far. Two students have come forward and admitted sexual contact with the aid. Read more

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Sex between a student and a teacher is so 2009. So how about this: A 14-year-old had a half-day at home so he did what most kids would do…he allegedly went to his principal’s home and banged the principal’s wife, who also happened to be the mayor. This kid rules. Read more