Horrific visuals

This video is going to infiltrate your brain

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I just watched this about five minutes ago and can’t get the terrifying visual of this man singing “Pretty Woman” and dancing along. Judge for yourself. There’s no question in my mind that this is the last thing a hooker or two has seen before her untimely demise. Just this creep there, stroking his withering ... Read more

This is why exotic animals aren't as cute as you think

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I saw this photo a couple weeks back but didn’t post it because I feared the repercussions of the liberal polar bear media but I must soldier on and do my duties as a journalist. Wait, I mean lazy blogger. Sorry, I get those two confused. Read more

Cigarette packages just got more fun in Britain!

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I refuse to listen to any cartoon camel, so I’ve grown up thinking that smoking is not only bad, but that smokers are indeed jokers. But if you’re a smoker in the UK, you might end up seeing some horrific images on your packaging soon. The US can’t be that far off either. Read more

Living Chucky dolls invade Times Square

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This is what my nightmares once looked like. Thanks 20th Century Fox. Passersby gawked, laughed and sneered at the six fully-grown flame-haired ‘dolls’ who crossed roads and stalked street corners brandishing butcher’s knives. Each Chucky wore the horror film character’s trademark blue dungarees and striped long-sleeve T-shirt. The eye-catching stunt was designed to promote the ... Read more

Your childhood fears have been illustrated in photographic form

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Via Kayfabe comes this surrealist photography that aims to illustrate traumatic images from childhood. Think less like your uncle’s whisky breath and more like the Boogeyman, pretty perturbing yet cool. I like this image mostly because I really relate to that one hand going straight for the big boobs. It’s like, hey, yeah I’m a ... Read more

Gay marriage just got even sexier

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You know what’s hot? Two sexy ladies sharing some lovin’. You can see why this article about a lesbian couple of 55 years got me go..*vomit*…ing. Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin fell in love at a time when lesbians risked being arrested, fired from their jobs and sent to electroshock treatment. On Monday afternoon, more ... Read more