And if I really thought his portable PS3 should look better, I guess I had better put money where my mouth is and make a better one myself. Anyhow, his latest creation is a little different from the rest (which, as noted, is usually taking a full sized console and making it a “portable” device).

It’s a means to play games and eat Hot Pockets at the same damn time…

Even though I find Hot Pockets disgusting, I can’t help but admire the ingenuity and hard work involved in creating such a device. And I guess anyone that goes through the trouble of making one has the right to eat the laziest of lazy people food.

After giving birth to twins, Angelina Jolie had a difficult time putting the breaks on the high-calorie pizzas, Hot Pockets, french fries and ice cream she consumed during her pregnancy, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

Her snacking got so bad that a source close to Jolie’s French Ob-Gyn, Michel Sussman, tells Us that he instructed her to eat more nutritiously. (She said junk food is “their family’s weakness” and even joked about Brad Pitt having a pregnant belly, says the source.)

What is it about pregnancy that turns even the finest, most elegant women around into complete white trash? “HOT POCKETS, PICKLES WITH CHOCOLATE MAYONNAISE PLEASE, I WANT IT FRIED TOO!” That may have been more to blame for Britney Spears’ downfall than any other factor. Something about a succubus inside of you eating away all of your womanly essence just does a bit of damage.

I’ve also come up with a new theory that Angelina Jolie is secretly hoping to become Captain Planet. She’s assembling kids of diverse ethnicities. Next step is the rings. Then, BAM, one blue paintjob and she’s set.